Oklahoma @ West Virginia

[C-Man 27285]

704 yards and 56 points and WVU lost — wow!

[Longboard Horn 40546]

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Jerruh is close friends with Switzer. I don't have a real good feeling about this game at AT&T.

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

[Damor 1237]

I'm not sure he can be folded in half without collapsing into a singularity or some other kind of hardon-collider shit going down.

[RPM 26360]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

He gives zero fucks if the gooners make the playoffs, but he hates Texas.

[bolverk 29734]

1 minute ago, Damor said:

I'm not sure he can be folded in half without collapsing into a singularity or some other kind of hardon-collider shit going down.

Did you just say "hardon collider?"

[Valmy77 13273]

24 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How does that shit not get a reprimand from the league?

It didn't insult OU so it's ok.

[Valmy77 13273]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

704 yards and 56 points and WVU lost — wow!

They gave OU multiple gifts. 

[Damor 1237]

Did you just say "hardon collider?"

Yes. Yes I did.

[RPM 26360]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

since doing Horns down and a shared love of cow tipping are the only things that create a bond between the other 9 shitass bumpkin schools in this league.

You forgot cocksucking and rape.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I just pray to baby Jebus that BJ Foster, Gary Johnson, The Wolf, Omen or Hager fold that little bitch in half and send him off to spring training with a prolapsed asshole.

...as the team’s waterboy. Fuck kyler and fuck ou l for eternity.

[Aqua Buddha 14624]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

 

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The refs are going to try to make sure OU wins.  The whole point of creating this game was the conference thinking it would help get a team in the playoff.  But thankfully the refs can’t even save OU’s defense or make Kyler willing to take a hit and risk that baseball money.

Jesus.  Obsession noted.

[bolverk 29734]

1 minute ago, Damor said:

7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did you just say "hardon collider?"

Yes. Yes I did.

Just making sure. It wouldn't surprise me at all if that Ewok were into "docking."

[mdmost 43056]

Worthless fucking Texas Tech of the Appalachian region. You only live to screw Texas. 

[CBHorn 433]

25 minutes ago, Damor said:

I'm not sure he can be folded in half without collapsing into a singularity or some other kind of hardon-collider shit going down.

Was that a misspelling? Or did the ou love of all things dick require their physicists to create their experimentation equipment?

[Damor 1237]

Was that a misspelling? Or did the ou love of all things dick require their physicists to create their experimentation equipment?

It was an endowment from Stoops.

Just not very well-endowed.

[Gatorubet 30323]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Hot OU coworker I'm trying to smash just texted me:

"We dont know how to play defense"

Damn straight you don't sister 

Did you reply, "Then what are you doing after the game?"

[ztejas 43547]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Did you reply, "Then what are you doing after the game?"

Idk. Hot 27 y/o Bama grad coming in Monday for new employee training that may or may not be single. Obviously she takes precedent.

[PittsburghTiger 6207]

42 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They gave OU multiple gifts. 

As OU did as well. If they don’t want those plays to cost them games, don’t do it.

[Damor 1237]

Did you reply, "Then what are you doing after the game?"

Well, if she was really his sister, then ztejas.

[Gatorubet 30323]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Idk. Hot 27 y/o Bama grad coming in Monday for new employee training that may or may not be single. Obviously she takes precedent.

I retract that.  So, "Would you like to do a threesome with a hot Bama grad Monday??"

[ztejas 43547]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I retract that.  So, "Would you like to do a threesome with a hot Bama grad Monday??"

That's gonna be a tough sell. And the OU bitch is high maintenance as fuck. I'd rather smash the Bama grad and live happily ever after. We don't have to discuss 09.

[Valmy77 13273]

Bama grads probably barely remember that by now. It is like four national championships ago.

[Gatorubet 30323]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That's gonna be a tough sell. And the OU bitch is high maintenance as fuck. I'd rather smash the Bama grad and live happily ever after. We don't have to discuss 09.

Be aware they are all like this

 

 

[ztejas 43547]

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Be aware they are all like this

 

 

Eh. I like it rough in the sack. And her family is loaded.

[alyeska 112]

3 hours ago, texaslong said:

Thats game. There's thousands of WV fans walking out of the stadium with the horns down. Lulz hillbillies.

Dumbasses can’t even make the conference champ with their best team evarrrr. They belong in the AAC with the other Big East rejects. 

[alyeska 112]

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

OU has 1 conference loss and we have 2, so we’re the ones with a chance to back door into something through this dumb championship game.  Having said that, it would serve the idiotic Big 12 conference  that created this game and OU both right for us to whip their asses next week and send them out of playoff contention.

Without the dumbass conference title game we would be Sugar Bowl bound. We already settled it on the field. We beat OU.

[Valmy77 13273]

6 minutes ago, alyeska said:

Without the dumbass conference title game we would be Sugar Bowl bound. We already settled it on the field. We beat OU.

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

[alyeska 112]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

Yeah but fuck OU. This year is gonna be payback for that 2008 bullshit.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

Yup. This is the year that Ou potentially gets fucked by the stupid big 12 rules. Glad we’re the ones with a chance to shit in their punch bowl

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

8 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

The Big 12 is going to make the Horns down it’s official hand sign and conference logo, since doing Horns down and a shared love of cow tipping are the only things that create a bond between the other 9 shitass bumpkin schools in this league.

Seriously. OU has owned the conference, especially the second and third best team while we were down, yet doesn’t get nearly the animosity from other teams. 

[Valmy77 13273]

1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Seriously. OU has owned the conference, especially the second and third best team while we were down, yet doesn’t get nearly the animosity from other teams. 

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

[PittsburghTiger 6207]

32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

The more you interact with them the novelty of Hoopies in your conference will wear off.

[Rockwell Torrey 1302]

If OU and WVU played 7 on 7 would they have scored fewer points?

[Horny Bull 2766]

43 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

They’re classless dipshits. It’s been that way since 2012. No more complicated than that. 

[taybo20 2878]

 

 

[UT_EX_82 2]

4 hours ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Yup. This is the year that Ou potentially gets fucked by the stupid big 12 rules. Glad we’re the ones with a chance to shit in their punch bowl

There’s always a first time for everything. 

[Underdog 28793]

12 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

holly rowe is probably 4'7 and just a few inches shorter than the ewok

Is that in length or width?

[Guadaloopy 11022]

Can you imagine if this game had been on Fox?  I doubt Gus Johnson would have survived.  

[dcar00 14379]

40 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Can you imagine if this game had been on Fox?  I doubt Gus Johnson would have survived.  

the guy last night was a beating.  Gus Johnson has made all these play by play guys unbearable trying to copy him.  Every normal score is yelling like it's a Michigan Colorado or Cal Stanford type play.

[XYZ 2154]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

the guy last night was a beating.  Gus Johnson has made all these play by play guys unbearable trying to copy him.  Every normal score is yelling like it's a Michigan Colorado or Cal Stanford type play.

“Michigan Colorado”?

[Underdog 28793]

Thought the PBP guy from the Cavs/Hokie game was worse. 

Both of these teams out scored the winner of the UVA/Wisc. Basketball game yesterday.  

[dcar00 14379]

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

“Michigan Colorado”?

google is your friend.  I'd say a 73 yard hail mary to win the game at the gun is scream worthy.

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

17 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

holly rowe is probably 4'7 and just a few inches shorter than the ewok

 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Is that in length or width?