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No matter who we play, we will fuck them up. We have nothing to lose. House money, all that shit. Come out angry and looking for revenge or show Kyler he can take two losses, pussy.

Edited by millhouse
Posted
3 minutes ago, RPM said:

You really don't. Trust me on this.

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

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Posted

Ya, some targeting calls would be nice. Let's get chippy here. Also, if someone wants to break kyler's knee that's ok too. Even if OU doesn't win.

Posted
7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Sucks. And this makes me realize I only really want OU players to get hurt

I cannot believe you said that. 

Should have included OU coaches, too. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Eldodroptop said:

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

Don’t forget the dick bonus

Posted

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

And all that comes from the rapey confidence that hair gives him.

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