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8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Jerruh is close friends with Switzer. I don't have a real good feeling about this game at AT&T.

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

He gives zero fucks if the gooners make the playoffs, but he hates Texas.

Posted
1 minute ago, Damor said:

I'm not sure he can be folded in half without collapsing into a singularity or some other kind of hardon-collider shit going down.

Did you just say "hardon collider?"

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Posted
1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

since doing Horns down and a shared love of cow tipping are the only things that create a bond between the other 9 shitass bumpkin schools in this league.

You forgot cocksucking and rape.

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I just pray to baby Jebus that BJ Foster, Gary Johnson, The Wolf, Omen or Hager fold that little bitch in half and send him off to spring training with a prolapsed asshole.

...as the team’s waterboy. Fuck kyler and fuck ou l for eternity.
Posted
7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

You know Jerruh will throw money at the refs to rig the game and fuck us over to try and lobby for the gooners to make the playoff.

 

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The refs are going to try to make sure OU wins.  The whole point of creating this game was the conference thinking it would help get a team in the playoff.  But thankfully the refs can’t even save OU’s defense or make Kyler willing to take a hit and risk that baseball money.

Jesus.  Obsession noted.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Damor said:
7 minutes ago, bolverk said:
Did you just say "hardon collider?"

Yes. Yes I did.

Just making sure. It wouldn't surprise me at all if that Ewok were into "docking."

Posted
25 minutes ago, Damor said:

I'm not sure he can be folded in half without collapsing into a singularity or some other kind of hardon-collider shit going down.

Was that a misspelling? Or did the ou love of all things dick require their physicists to create their experimentation equipment?

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Was that a misspelling? Or did the ou love of all things dick require their physicists to create their experimentation equipment?
It was an endowment from Stoops.

Just not very well-endowed.
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Posted
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Hot OU coworker I'm trying to smash just texted me:

"We dont know how to play defense"

Damn straight you don't sister 

Did you reply, "Then what are you doing after the game?"

Posted
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Did you reply, "Then what are you doing after the game?"

Idk. Hot 27 y/o Bama grad coming in Monday for new employee training that may or may not be single. Obviously she takes precedent.

Posted
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Idk. Hot 27 y/o Bama grad coming in Monday for new employee training that may or may not be single. Obviously she takes precedent.

I retract that.  So, "Would you like to do a threesome with a hot Bama grad Monday??"

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I retract that.  So, "Would you like to do a threesome with a hot Bama grad Monday??"

That's gonna be a tough sell. And the OU bitch is high maintenance as fuck. I'd rather smash the Bama grad and live happily ever after. We don't have to discuss 09.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That's gonna be a tough sell. And the OU bitch is high maintenance as fuck. I'd rather smash the Bama grad and live happily ever after. We don't have to discuss 09.

Be aware they are all like this

 

 

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3 hours ago, texaslong said:

Thats game. There's thousands of WV fans walking out of the stadium with the horns down. Lulz hillbillies.

Dumbasses can’t even make the conference champ with their best team evarrrr. They belong in the AAC with the other Big East rejects. 

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3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

OU has 1 conference loss and we have 2, so we’re the ones with a chance to back door into something through this dumb championship game.  Having said that, it would serve the idiotic Big 12 conference  that created this game and OU both right for us to whip their asses next week and send them out of playoff contention.

Without the dumbass conference title game we would be Sugar Bowl bound. We already settled it on the field. We beat OU.

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6 minutes ago, alyeska said:

Without the dumbass conference title game we would be Sugar Bowl bound. We already settled it on the field. We beat OU.

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

Yeah but fuck OU. This year is gonna be payback for that 2008 bullshit.

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3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yes...but we lost to two other teams...and OU did not lose to any other teams. And without the dumbass conference title game the team with the best record would be Sugar Bowl bound. See how that works?

Yup. This is the year that Ou potentially gets fucked by the stupid big 12 rules. Glad we’re the ones with a chance to shit in their punch bowl

Posted
8 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

The Big 12 is going to make the Horns down it’s official hand sign and conference logo, since doing Horns down and a shared love of cow tipping are the only things that create a bond between the other 9 shitass bumpkin schools in this league.

Seriously. OU has owned the conference, especially the second and third best team while we were down, yet doesn’t get nearly the animosity from other teams. 

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1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Seriously. OU has owned the conference, especially the second and third best team while we were down, yet doesn’t get nearly the animosity from other teams. 

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

Posted
32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

The more you interact with them the novelty of Hoopies in your conference will wear off.

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43 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't know what West Virginia's beef is there. I mean it was one 15 yard penalty in a game they won that had zero impact on the outcome.

They’re classless dipshits. It’s been that way since 2012. No more complicated than that. 

Posted
4 hours ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Yup. This is the year that Ou potentially gets fucked by the stupid big 12 rules. Glad we’re the ones with a chance to shit in their punch bowl

There’s always a first time for everything. 

Posted
40 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Can you imagine if this game had been on Fox?  I doubt Gus Johnson would have survived.  

the guy last night was a beating.  Gus Johnson has made all these play by play guys unbearable trying to copy him.  Every normal score is yelling like it's a Michigan Colorado or Cal Stanford type play.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

the guy last night was a beating.  Gus Johnson has made all these play by play guys unbearable trying to copy him.  Every normal score is yelling like it's a Michigan Colorado or Cal Stanford type play.

“Michigan Colorado”?

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