Michigan @ Ohio State. 11 am CST. Fox

[tbone_ 14109]

So harbaugh is Mack brown now?

[Juicy 725]

So harbaugh is Mack brown now?

Without the championship.

[Juicy 725]

It’s really tough to support harbaugh after this one....

Ohio State can’t stop the deep ball and isn’t great at misdirection runs, so what does Michigan do? Runs right into the heart of the defense over and over and over and over.

Ohio State ate Michigan lunch, dinner and drank their milkshake on crossing patterns. Over and over and over and over. Why the fuck do you not put someone into the middle of the field to stop that? It’s the most basic adjustment you could ever possibly make.

Indiana gave Michigan problems with the same drag/crossing routes last weekend, Ohio State looked at that tape and abused Michigan since they have better athletes than Indiana.

It was like Michigan didn’t watch any tape on o$u and just went in with their 3 yards and a cloud of dust offense.

I don’t know if it was arrogance or ignorance by the Michigan coaching staff but it was fucking pathetic.

Definitely would have rather had a game to play next week, but it was pretty clear that Michigan didn’t belong in the playoffs.


Fuck

[tbone_ 14109]

Without the championship.

Mack didn’t have championships when stoops started buttfucking him.

[tbone_ 14109]

Typo. Championship.

[Underdog 28556]

Did the Buckeyes score again? 

[cochamps 1879]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You hope. 

Does seem like it’s time for another “heart attack”.

[Vic Mackey 47009]

Meyers wife crying on the sideline was telling.  She knew it was his last "the game".  He's done.

Don't buy into this. It's all a fucking act.

[hookem48 4687]

22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

14 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Meyers wife crying on the sideline was telling.  She knew it was his last "the game".  He's done.

Don't buy into this. It's all a fucking act.

no shit, just listen to her fake 911 call when she supposedly couldn't wake him up, sounded like he needed to take the dog out.

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

41 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Does seem like it’s time for another “heart attack”.

It's like Urban's name is a bell and every Pavlovian dog starts drooling the same old drool when they hear it.

Urban Meyer...*ding*...'Duhhh...FAKE HEART ATTACK!...derrr...'

I get it. Once a meme propagates through the memeplex it's hard to uproot it. You still see Big Ten fans tossing out "Sparty being Sparty" anytime they lose a game despite the fact that it dates back to the John L. Smith years before Mark Dantonio brought them back to respectability. It referred to their tendency to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Sometimes they just get beat by a better team. But you still see it. 

Michigan State is losing...*ding*...'Duhhh...SPARTY BEING SPARTY!...derrr...'

[cochamps 1879]

58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's like Urban's name is a bell and every Pavlovian dog starts drooling the same old drool when they hear it.

Urban Meyer...*ding*...'Duhhh...FAKE HEART ATTACK!...derrr...'

I get it. Once a meme propagates through the memeplex it's hard to uproot it. You still see Big Ten fans tossing out "Sparty being Sparty" anytime they lose a game despite the fact that it dates back to the John L. Smith years before Mark Dantonio brought them back to respectability. It referred to their tendency to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Sometimes they just get beat by a better team. But you still see it. 

Michigan State is losing...*ding*...'Duhhh...SPARTY BEING SPARTY!...derrr...'

To be fair, fake heart attacks seem to follow cesspool activities where Pope Urban is concerned.  You can “derr” all you like.

[Tex Pete 20330]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's like Urban's name is a bell and every Pavlovian dog starts drooling the same old drool when they hear it.

Urban Meyer...*ding*...'Duhhh...FAKE HEART ATTACK!...derrr...'

I get it. Once a meme propagates through the memeplex it's hard to uproot it. You still see Big Ten fans tossing out "Sparty being Sparty" anytime they lose a game despite the fact that it dates back to the John L. Smith years before Mark Dantonio brought them back to respectability. It referred to their tendency to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Sometimes they just get beat by a better team. But you still see it. 

Michigan State is losing...*ding*...'Duhhh...SPARTY BEING SPARTY!...derrr...'

Y’all won your rivalry game yesterday. Don’t be so salty. Your coach is a piece of shit. It’ll be ok. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You hope. 

Not really, I hope he continues to coach and have the fucking microscope on his every move as penalty for being the piece of shit he is.  Getting fired would have been an easy out.  Retiring now is less so.  Staying a coach, that's where he earns the 15 yarder.

[Captain Obvious 516]

16 minutes ago, cochamps said:

To be fair, fake heart attacks seem to follow cesspool activities where Pope Urban is concerned.  You can “derr” all you like.

The health retirement comes after cesspools appear and the winning starts to fade.  He'll be fine as long as he's winning the Big-10 or at least getting to the conference title game.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Captain Obvious

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

Knee deep in drool.

[hookem48 4687]

so Meyer actually said he'll never forget this Michigan game?