Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

6:35a.  In the Vonlane to Fort Worth.  All Longhorn fans, obviously.  Couple of Surlyfans by the looks of this crew.  Onboard "attendant" is quite cute.  Rocking a very tight skirt and thigh-high boots.  

I am sad to report that they cannot legally serve me a beer until 7:01a..

or so the rule was just explained to me.  sorry for double post, it's too damn early.  

Edited December 1, 2018 by Lobo

[UTPhil2006 3795]

Where is a place to watch in Dublin Ireland. Google is of no assistance 

[RollLeft 5040]

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

or so the rule was just explained to me.  sorry for double post, it's too damn early.  

you are paying attention to the wrong rule you dick.  Skirt?

[GRHorn 105]

Just woke up. Kids still asleep but I’m too wired to go back to bed.  Let’s beat their ass today!

[Guest Lobo]

^

Fair point.  I'll try and sneak one.  Got nothing else to do until her "bar" opens.  

[Richter 2230]

Just now, GRHorn said:

Just woke up. Kids still asleep but I’m too wired to go back to bed.  Let’s beat their ass today!

But that would be child abuse.

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Where is a place to watch in Dublin Ireland. Google is of no assistance 

Email Carra Kane.  She's in London last I heard.  But she is sorta the coordinator for all things Texas Exes in the UK (yes, I know Dublin isn't part of it...best I can do for you).  

carrakane@alumni.utexas.net

She'll say there's no official chapter or watch party in Dublin.  Acknowledge that but then remind her that she's got contact info for everybody from the Channel to Belfast.  Ask her if she's got anybody in Dublin.  She'll have a handful.  One of them will know where to watch and you'll have a little cohort to watch the game and raise hell with.  

[UTPhil2006 3795]

Thanks!

[Blanton 170]

I know this is a conference championship game, but holy shit, I haven't been this eager about a Texas game since 2009. 

Let's fucking go. 

 

[El Compadre 766]

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

6:35a.  In the Vonlane to Fort Worth.  All Longhorn fans, obviously.  Couple of Surlyfans by the looks of this crew.  Onboard "attendant" is quite cute.  Rocking a very tight skirt and thigh-high boots.  

I am sad to report that they cannot legally serve me a beer until 7:01a.m  

I was asking myself what the hell a vonlane was. Looked it up, and holy shit that looks fucking awesome! Is this your first time on those or do you travel often on them? I see that they sync up with game times. 

[Guest Lobo]

12 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Where is a place to watch in Dublin Ireland. Google is of no assistance 

My other idea is to call the Foreign Affairs desk in Dublin.  Tell them what game you are looking for.  They'll act like you're annoying or they don't know what you're talking about.  Tell them you know their Consulate General in Austin (yep, they have an office here). Adrian Farrell (and his Vice Consul)...Paul Breen.  I can't remember which one, but one of them is a big Longhorn fan.  Anyway, call +353 1 408 2000     They love helping with shit like this.  Speaking of Dublin, time for me to crack open my first beer.  

[UTPhil2006 3795]

Thanks for the help bud!

[DoobieWah 1415]

If you can get ahold of this guy, you can force him to help you.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

34 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

I was asking myself what the hell a vonlane was. Looked it up, and holy shit that looks fucking awesome! Is this your first time on those or do you travel often on them? I see that they sync up with game times. 

It’s like megabus but they check your paystub. 

[Guest Lobo]

My Vonlane round-trip cost less than 1-way Southwest flight and I'll get there at roughly the same time.  Wouldn't exactly call it expensive.  If you can afford a ticket on a discount air carrier, you can afford a Vonlane.  Plus I'm "working" right now, so hey---business expense.  

And the cool part is I probably won't die on the way home this evening after the game.  Because yes, it's cheaper to drive yourself to Arlington.  But no way would I be in any shape to drive home after the game for 4 hours. 

Edited December 1, 2018 by Lobo

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Where is a place to watch in Dublin Ireland. Google is of no assistance 

You might be able to stream it. Reddit has worked pretty well in the past. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFBStreams/

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Ok. Cool. Hook ‘em just made an appearance on a sign in the espn studio with the anchor saying it. Gonna be a good day.

[TxEx84 375]

Vonlane was started by a Texas Ex and it’s awesome. /bustalknot goingaway

[Guest Lobo]

Using google maps, there's a few bars around the stadium where I can meet my seatmates.  However, they all just have their usual business hours listed.  Who is open at 10:00a around there that's easy to get in/out of?  Or relatively, easier.  

[Jester’s Inn 43]

Can someone please post the pic of Bevo taking a dump on the ou birthday cake?  

[EastTexan 662]

9 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Perfect example of ousux fan, in so many ways.

 Take the loss pussy!

[Guest Lobo]

Sonner Down, now!  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

ou women are horrendous and homely as fuck! Just saw a ou fan in khaki cargo shorts and Birkenstock’s. Wtf is it 2000? These fucks are stuck in a time warp. I love making fun of them too when they walk past and I hear Texas fans go “nice shoes fag”.. haha long walk to the stadium after that.

[Brock Sampson 289]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

^

Fair point.  I'll try and sneak one.  Got nothing else to do until her "bra" opens.  

Fify 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Take the loss sooner poozies.

 

Every sooner i’ve net IRL is a piece of shit.

 

 

[victory88 5663]

Fuck ou!  Inbred, uneducated, meth smoking, toothless, sister fucking, ole smelly ass, pieces of shits.  Fuck you kyler and fuck you lincoln.  Tom is going to rape that ass and then snort a line of coke of your wife’s tits.  

Hookem!!  LETS GOO! 

[Rip76 4915]

[Zepol87 9172]

Just parked, breakfast beers are cracked. Lets do this

[MOODY 126]

Feels good to be one of a few teams only playing today.  Wish this game was at night however to change up the flavor and give me more time to get my booze on.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

2 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Sure you did 

Whatever. I just finished my first keg. 

[Topper13 3201]

6 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Stadium isnt split on the 50s.  Many of yall are going to be sitting next to inbreds you're not used to.  The stories are going to be fantastic.

Remember to crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

[dhornf 52]

fuck ou. that is all. 

[Guest Lobo]

Appropriate the two little twin girl shitheads in our preschool are named Lincoln and Riley.  

when they ask in 20 years in their college history class where the Sooners are now...my daughter gets to look at them and say, "They are dust..."  

[Dbeasy 14993]

Where is a place to watch in Dublin Ireland. Google is of no assistance 

Go see Hurling while you’re there. Fastest game on grass.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Damn that's harsh. 20 years from now, they'll still be known for their cocksucking namesake.

What were the parents thinking?

[Tailgate 3019]

Ricky needs a manicure

[Mileslong 4718]

This is all those cousin fuckers are going to see tomorrow

Where did you get that Kareem Hunt video?

[Mileslong 4718]

My Vonlane round-trip cost less than 1-way Southwest flight and I'll get there at roughly the same time.  Wouldn't exactly call it expensive.  If you can afford a ticket on a discount air carrier, you can afford a Vonlane.  Plus I'm "working" right now, so hey---business expense.  
And the cool part is I probably won't die on the way home this evening after the game.  Because yes, it's cheaper to drive yourself to Arlington.  But no way would I be in any shape to drive home after the game for 4 hours. 

How in the hell do you make Jumbo Jacks on a Vonlane?

[Twizzler 161]

Section 210.  Fuck ou

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Today will be revenge for 2008. They had NO business going to the MNC over us. I still remember Switzer’s shit-eating grin on national tv when they announced the championship game teams. Now it’s our turn to fuck them over, so much so it will be hard for them to get unfucked. And when Tom holds that championship trophy today, he better have a nice, big, shit-eating grin.


Fuck ou.

[EZ$ 2102]

Dammit, watching the highlights from October and realized we still have PJ Locke. My confidence just took a little dip. 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Watching LHN. Beck has a pretty big shielded sleeve on his right elbow, maybe he’s been wearing it for a while. And Marquise Brown has bought into his nickname, sporting a silly “Hollywood” necklace.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Emanuel Acho agreeing with Lincoln Riley? Jeez dude.

[Deguello 54]

And ignoring that Stoops did it with Alabama. 

[Hamttx 419]

What the hell is going on? The books just ran the line up another point to -9. I have never seen anything like this. Have people lost their eyesight, their ability of critical thought? 9 points? What have these people seen that is obviously alluding me?

[Rabidhorn 121]

ABC is off Dish, is there another channel to watch the game?

[6th Street 6358]

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

ABC is off Dish, is there another channel to watch the game?

Go get an antenna from Walgreens

[vtaenz 601]

What was the line for the first game? Vegas usually isn't terrible. Maybe they know the refs are all in.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Credit card machines down at AT&T stadium. Thanks jerry for gouging us with prices then not making sure your shit works before everyone fucking piles in.

[Bigbend1812 12897]

OU sucks