Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM

[CoachTex 2622]

I definitely heard Sam say Ho.

[1leggedduck 443]

Riley's a bitch. Brown's a bitch. Murray's an ewok bitch. OU sucks. I wish I had talent and wasn't an old man so I could suit up and beat their bitch asses. 

[Covri 6231]

Have I mentioned fuck ou? Because fuck em.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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[pops 6975]

Does anyone have the time?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

29 minutes ago, pops said:

Does anyone have the time?

OU SUCKS

[thrillhammer 683]

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

Keys to winning this game:

-Abuse their secondary and don’t stop the abusing until the final whistle

-Hit the ewok in the first quarter

i agree with this.  murray is the most prima donna qb i've seen in a long time.  he is scared of being hit. so hit him, hard and often.  our defense sucks, to our standards, but it is still the best defense they've faced since well, the last time they faced it.  and lost.  no dumb penalties, no late hits, no holding or interference, no offsides.  if we win the penalty and the turnover battles we will take this.  i like our chances, but like someone else said, we had a better chance against wv.  it's hard to beat the same team twice in one season.  that's one advantage.  the second one is that they are on an upswing as far as momentum and how they are playing at this point in the season.   we are on a downswing, not playing well at all.   not playing as well as we were when we had usc, tcu, ou, ksu.  they are playing better now and we are playing worse.  herman needs to figure something out.  doesn't have to be trickery, just come up with something.  we cannot let them avg 8-10 yds/play like they have been.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

9 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

i agree with this.  murray is the most prima donna qb i've seen in a long time.  he is scared of being hit. so hit him, hard and often.  our defense sucks, to our standards, but it is still the best defense they've faced since well, the last time they faced it.  and lost.  no dumb penalties, no late hits, no holding or interference, no offsides.  if we win the penalty and the turnover battles we will take this.  i like our chances, but like someone else said, we had a better chance against wv.  it's hard to beat the same team twice in one season.  that's one advantage.  the second one is that they are on an upswing as far as momentum and how they are playing at this point in the season.   we are on a downswing, not playing well at all.   not playing as well as we were when we had usc, tcu, ou, ksu.  they are playing better now and we are playing worse.  herman needs to figure something out.  doesn't have to be trickery, just come up with something.  we cannot let them avg 8-10 yds/play like they have been.

I agree about getting to Murray.  Not sure if we have someone expendable enough (and good enough to get there) to take a good hit on him and risk a targetting call. I don't want him to get comfortable. 

Not advocating a dirty play.  Advocating knocking that pussy down.

[thrillhammer 683]

He is definitely delicate, and also fumble-prone.  Two good reasons to come after him hard and often.

[MirrOlure 14645]

11 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I agree about getting to Murray.  Not sure if we have someone expendable enough (and good enough to get there) to take a good hit on him and risk a targetting call. I don't want him to get comfortable. 

Not advocating a dirty play.  Advocating knocking that pussy down.

They don't call targeting for hitting someone on the head with your thigh pad, so we are OK, right?

[ztejas 43288]

15 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I agree about getting to Murray.  Not sure if we have someone expendable enough (and good enough to get there) to take a good hit on him and risk a targetting call. I don't want him to get comfortable. 

Not advocating a dirty play.  Advocating knocking that pussy down.

BJ Foster is worth it. If he lays him out like he did Amon Ra I don't give a shit who plays nickel the rest of the game.

[Jkwellborn 6658]

They don't call targeting for hitting someone on the head with your thigh pad, so we are OK, right?

Gary Johnson gonna knock him out with his Johnson.

[LonghornSean 3942]

Hope someone drags Murray down by his lame-ass headband/bandana.

Edited November 28, 2018 by LonghornSean

[HeyMcFly 144]

no outlets giving us respect... they all expect blow u to breeze right past us. fuck em

[Buddy Hinton 103]

20 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I would blitz the crap out of Murray every down.  Not the way we blitz with only 4 guys in the box and some DB having to run 30 yards to get there to “surprise” the offense.  I’d bring 6 right up to the line of scrimmage and send them all, double A gap blitzes, etc.  That would also fill more running lanes and might act as a better run blitz if they decide to handoff.

Against other QBs I might worry about being so obvious with the blitz, but if anything I’d want Murray to know the heat is coming.  His top priority on the football field is not getting hit or jeopardizing his baseball contract.  He won’t decide to stand in there and take a hit.  It’s either going to be a super quick hot route we can anticipate, or he’s going to bail out of the pocket immediately.  Besides, if you don’t pressure him he’s going to carve you up anyway, so I think it’s worth the risk.

At some point a defense is going to exploit the fact that he plays more pussified than any player in recent memory, right?  Might as well be us.

 

 

I keep seeing this. Murray already has gotten paid. Anything catastrophic would be covered by insurance.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Buddy Hinton

[MacLaren 62]

On 11/27/2018 at 9:44 AM, UTEX90 said:

Any tips for a Jerryworld first timer?  Parking, etc.  I'm driving up from Houston that morning.

If you park about a mile away to the east, there are parking lots where you pay only $20-30 and they will shuttle you to the stadium.  

[thrillhammer 683]

2 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

I keep seeing this. Murray already has gotten paid. Anything catastrophic would be covered by insurance.

he may be insured but he plays like he's not.  he's definitely worried about it.

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1564]

As If you need more reason to hate OU fans, but I was told today by a sooner fan that the refs wanted Texas to win the October game and proved it by waiting until the 4th quarter to call penalties on us, right around the time our offense stopped working and OU scored 21 straight...

 

...fuck these people. 

[Constant 6722]

 

[Tex Pete 20196]

Just now, Constant said:

 

Scoreboard when Texas and OU played this season:

TEXAS: WINNERS

ou: LOSERS

[Post Oak 20188]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

 

Love it.  Such shade.  Such uneasiness.

[Buddy Hinton 103]

15 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

he may be insured but he plays like he's not.  he's definitely worried about it.

Meh. Kyler isn't going to run over anybody like Sam can. Sam is big boy but he hasn't made it through either year without being injured. But that is also part of his game.

Kyler hasn't willingly gone down short of a needed first down this year. That would be the only thing that would bother me. Otherwise, I would much rather have a healthy KM. He tries to play like Sam and he would not make through the year

Edited November 28, 2018 by Buddy Hinton

[po elvis 2070]

18 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

Defensive First Team All-Big 12 Players since Herman and Riley have been coaches:

Texas: 7

OU: 1

[msucolt45 4022]

If you remember the picture from TOS, that featured a class picture from the early 1900’s that had a “little guy” on the far end - that could be the Ewok with his OL. MS Paint away - something like “little Larry”?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

44 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Kyler hasn't willingly gone down short of a needed first down this year. That would be the only thing that would bother me.

Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I thought I remember him doing exactly this in the Texas game.  Seems like he started a slide early and refs marked him short of first down.  Seems like ou either ended up punting or we stopped them on 4th down.  Anyone else remembering this?

[Poolflood 845]

The most infuriating thing ewok could do is run and do his baseball slide without getting touched.  It would drive GJ and the rest of our players batshit crazy.

But he's going to try and prove that "Ewok is the man".... he's going to try and lower a shoulder.... he's going to die..... i'm going to be happy.

[thrillhammer 683]

53 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I thought I remember him doing exactly this in the Texas game.  Seems like he started a slide early and refs marked him short of first down.  Seems like ou either ended up punting or we stopped them on 4th down.  Anyone else remembering this?

you are correct.  buddy is seeing things through crimson tainted glasses.  murray runs out of bounds or slides at every opportunity.  the qualifier of "before a needed first down" is moot because their offense averages 8-10 yds/play.  that doesn't change the fact that murray avoids contact.  he runs until there's a player in front of him and then he runs out of bounds.  he has no awareness where the down marker even is. 

[XYZ 2154]

Texas defense needs to knock the shit out of ewok even if it means a 15-yard penalty. And that needs to happen early in the game.

[Yuk 1510]

Just now, XYZ said:

Texas defense needs to knock the shit out of ewok even if it means a 15-yard penalty. And that needs to happen early in the game.

That's dirty.  That's like going for a guys knees.  Not worth it even if it means not winning IMO.

[MAGS® 400]

15 minutes ago, Yuk said:

That's dirty.  That's like going for a guys knees.  Not worth it even if it means not winning IMO.

Agree...  We don't have to cheat to win.   

[Player 4575]

Meh. Kyler isn't going to run over anybody like Sam can. Sam is big boy but he hasn't made it through either year without being injured. But that is also part of his game.
Kyler hasn't willingly gone down short of a needed first down this year. That would be the only thing that would bother me. Otherwise, I would much rather have a healthy KM. He tries to play like Sam and he would not make through the year

Kyler is a bitch. Just like you Buddy.



One punch in the mouth will shut both of you bitches up.

[honolulu horn 6157]

26 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Texas defense needs to knock the shit out of ewok even if it means a 15-yard penalty. And that needs to happen early in the game.

That's a regarded take. Late hits are stupid. With the right defensive alignment, we'll have an opportunity to legally knock him into the dirt a few times early.

[Levi 2576]

Watched a most of the RRS and bj foster played a hell of a game abd he’s only gotten better. I hope to see more of Cook maybe as a spy as well. 

 

 

[TexEx15 17493]

Interesting.

 

[taybo20 2815]

So is this an Orange vs crimson game? Or maybe they prefer white

Edited November 28, 2018 by taybo20

[Slade 263]

7 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

To be honest, after we uninspiringly wrapped up our trip to the CCG on Friday, I was hoping for a WVa win simply because in  a rematch of closely matched teams, the "avenger" of the earlier loss usually has the advantage. Not surprisingly, OU won. Well, we've beaten them already, know the formula, etc., but in my mind I conceded the fact that this was going to be a difficult game to win again and we should be happy with 9-3 and a spot in the CCG in year 2 of the Herman revival.

Then Lincoln & Kyler happened.

Sometime late Monday, Bob Stoops had to call his young padawan coach and say "Are you effin kidding me??  You sounded like Mack Brown before most of our games complaining about the Beaty issue. We always knew we were winning before the game because they (Texas) always sounded scared. Now you've just done the same."

Much has already been said about Kyler on this thread and before. However I'll add this. He ain't up for a fight so to speak. Kid was born on third base with respect to athletic ability, had an upbringing that allowed him to maximize that ability, went to a HS athletic program (Allen) for which the school side of things only exists to service the ambition of the athletic program, and was dropped into a talented roster and system this year to play college football before ducking out for millions to play baseball. Everything is always set up so nicely. Yet, when adversity hit and was effectively outdueled by Ehlinger the first time around, dude couldn't deal with it and one of 2 great memes that our football team has graced us with this year was born. And it seems he has had a problem beating the school he clowned during recruiting a few years back. Lost 5 of 8 in baseball over the last 2 years while not really contributing anything memorable in the games (and certainly not leading his team to a conference title or CWS appearance) and lost the Golden Hat already. 

So despite the fact that all the experts are already debating whether OU or OSU is more worthy of the 4th spot, I see an OU team that sounds a lot like 2000-2004 Texas and a Texas team that sounds a lot like 2000-2004 OU. Tom Herman, Sam Ehlinger, Charles Omenihu, and the rest of the Longhorns sound confident. Lincoln & Kyler sound scared. That doesn't mean OU won't win. But I'd grab some of that sweet Texas +7.5 action because Texas is going to be girded up to bring the fight to OU in this game - just like they have in the last 2 with Tom Herman at the controls. The "avenger" should normally have the edge in a rematch like this, but I see Texas as the team playing with that edge in this game.

Take the loss pussy -----again! 

Great post, and I agree with your assessment of the toughness of the two programs at this point. For years OU has been known for some hard hitting defenses, these dudes are soft as baby shit and I can't name one standout player from that bunch which is almost unheard of. Lincoln and Kyler have an air of bitchassedness about them and I'm waiting for Kyler's little primadonna ass to be introduced to Mr. Roach, make him make a business decision in the beginning of that game. 

[closetojumping 62263]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

If you remember the picture from TOS, that featured a class picture from the early 1900’s that had a “little guy” on the far end - that could be the Ewok with his OL. MS Paint away - something like “little Larry”?

Paging @Radical Larry, paging @Radical Larry

[Radical Larry 28533]

 

 

[Domedriver 655]

I want Ewok ‘s dick to be kicked into the dirt so many times that even Bobbie Stoops would not want it in his bag.

kick his shit in on the first play and every play after.

[Okie Lite in Zapata 143]

6 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

I want Ewok ‘s dick to be kicked into the dirt so many times that even Bobbie Stoops would not want it in his bag.

kick his shit in on the first play and every play after.

I agree on Ewok but there’s never been and never will be a dick Stoops doesn’t want in his bag or mouth. 

[XYZ 2154]

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

[jettrink 40]

42 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

Yes it is, but never the less, beat the shit outta OU!

[Bevo Num1 1007]

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

We don't need 50 threads to discuss this weekend's game.

[BigNastyHorn 28]

17 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

Agree. Not enough OU hate on this board. Fuck OU’s white trash, trailer living, sister fucking, pussies. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Hopefully Texas fucks that midget so hard the A's rescind their offer

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[ztejas 43288]

Coworker hung my whiteboard upside down that had a longhorn and Hook Em! on it in Expo.

Here is what she will walk into tomorrow morning:

[Poolflood 845]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Interesting.

 

This is Texas

This is Badass

[ztejas 43288]

5 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

This is Texas

This is Badass

Probably because OU was scared shitless to play us in the stormtroopers again.

[Machinator 32098]

 

[Machinator 32098]

What the fuck is this shit?