Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM

[SEC 1174]

Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

[ztejas 43288]

Looks like someone's ready for the "wood"

[ztejas 43288]

11 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

No it's when they decide to fuck up a classic uniform and slap a retarded Jordan logo on the front because they are a bunch of roided up doucheclowns. 

[MaxHorn 325]

Jesus Christ, OU-- alternate uniforms? WHEN YOU"RE PLAYING TEXAS? Fuck you. Save that shit for Baylor.

[LTtxfan 49017]

16 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

 

Inspired by This.........

 

Edited November 29, 2018 by LTtxfan

[Zepol87 9172]

Lol that's hilarious. Roughrider unis??wtf

[Deguello 54]

They’re worried about horns down and alternate uniforms? Doesn’t exude confidence. 

[runthebone 7933]

That's the type of decision a meth addict would make.  

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Jesus christ. 

 

 

This is why you shouldnt he sponsored by some 3rd rate brand like Jumpman, adidas, or under armour

[MacLaren 62]

4 hours ago, Yuk said:

That's dirty.  That's like going for a guys knees.  Not worth it even if it means not winning IMO.

You mean, like what Kyler did against one of the Texas DB's in October?  

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

It is the biggest game since 2009, unless by 2010 you are referring to the MNC game vs Alabama?

[zzzz 39]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Coworker hung my whiteboard upside down that had a longhorn and Hook Em! on it in Expo.

Here is what she will walk into tomorrow morning:

 

 

The "no" is subtle.

 

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Edited November 29, 2018 by zzzz

[ztejas 43288]

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Jesus christ. 

 

 

This is why you shouldnt he sponsored by some 3rd rate brand like Jumpman, adidas, or under armour

So sick of the stupid fucking Jordan logos. Yes - put a different sport front and center. Makes total sense.

At least UA has a good logo.

[ztejas 43288]

7 minutes ago, zzzz said:

The "no" is subtle.

[Fred Willard 115]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

What the fuck is this shit?

 

What the fuck does that even mean? I got a feeling we’re about to run these dipshits into the ground.

[thepop 4409]

It means we're wearing burnt orange.

[millhouse 2587]

Surprised those rough rider uniforms don't feature dildos, eyepatches and ball gags 

[Sejjr 3246]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Surprised those rough rider uniforms don't feature dildos, eyepatches and ball gags 

The buttplugs are built in.

[Horn Dog 9682]

 

[Jkwellborn 6658]

Lol that's hilarious. Roughrider unis??wtf

Are they gonna walk in playing DMX or something?

[Fred Willard 115]

28 minutes ago, thepop said:

It means we're wearing burnt orange.

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

[DreadHead 110]

17 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

I pee what you did there. 

[TexasGolf 4875]

Fuck ou

[Jkwellborn 6658]

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

I figured those outfits were trapped in the closet at Mr. Big’s place.

[ztejas 43288]

This thread is at a 6 right now. I hope it's cranked up to an 11 as we progressively drink more leading into battle.

[chase25 2048]

Only OU would try and fuck up this rivalry with those god awful alternates. Those bitches are already psychologically whipped. Didn't want to wear the crimson again because that is what they lost in in October. Add that to the list of things Riley is bitching about and changing before the game.

[utee94 15746]

"Hell no, I'm not going to candy this thing up.  These are work clothes."

[Machinator 32098]

 

[Machinator 32098]

 

[ztejas 43288]

 

[Bruh Man 3160]

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

[TexArcher 37553]

All sooners are cunts.

[El Squared 1793]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Looks like someone's ready for the "wood"

I guess they don’t have any wood so they need someone to bring it.

[Valmy77 13125]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

I like it. Let the hate flow through your redneck trash little hearts.

Edited November 29, 2018 by Valmy77

[utee94 15746]

LULZ.  Who's going to "break Sam in half?"  The Sooner defense?  That bunch of pansies?  Good luck with that.

Edited November 29, 2018 by utee94

[ztejas 43288]

10 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

Those bitches are already psychologically whipped

They really are. I've never seen anything like it in this matchup. Murray lost for words on national TV. Pulling alternates out of the closet because they don't want to face the stormtroopers. Lincoln's vagina "precedent" comment. Everyone on ESPN asking OU or tOSU?

I think after we lost to WVU they assumed they wouldn't have to play us again and started to look too far ahead.

Guess what motherfuckers? That 1 loss on your schedule? Same city. Same time. Same fucking result. This time - it do make a shit. Hope you're ready to get punched in the mouth en route to the Alamo Bowl. I hear the Hard Rock Cafe on the Riverwalk does some good boneless buffalo wings. You can wash it down with a bud light.

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

So sick of the stupid fucking Jordan logos. Yes - put a different sport front and center. Makes total sense.

At least UA has a good logo.

no one under the age of 30 has any memory of Jordan at the height of his powers.  this is stupid.

[Buddy Hinton 103]

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

All sooners are cunts.

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

[utee94 15746]

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

That sounds made-up.  

[ztejas 43288]

3 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

Kylie? Is that you?

[Valmy77 13125]

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

It isn't...but so what if it was? Oh are we supposed to be fair and nice and kiss OU's fucking ass now? Fuck that. If KM got injured that would be a damn shame because then we couldn't see his tears of anguish when Texas beats his fucking ass again.

OU sucks and so does your lame ass post.

 

[XYZ 2154]

4 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

[BevoBuck14 27]

The Roughrider uniforms are just symbolic for how rough of a ride we took them on in October.

Hopefully, for their sake, the kit comes with a bottle of lube at each locker.

[ztejas 43288]

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

[Buddy Hinton 103]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no one under the age of 30 has any memory of Jordan at the height of his powers.  this is stupid.

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

[Buddy Hinton 103]

9 minutes ago, utee94 said:

That sounds made-up.  

Completely

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

then color me gloriously oblivious.

[BevoBuck14 27]

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

This. The only body part of KM Texas fans are wishing to be injured is his hymen, which we already broke in October.

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

11 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

Oompa Loompa doopity doo

i've got an Ewok riddle for you

[Valmy77 13125]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

then color me gloriously oblivious.

Basically, Jordan is now a brand for clothes and shoes. Not much else to really know.

Edited November 29, 2018 by Valmy77

[ztejas 43288]

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

MJ is going to fly his private jet to Arlington and rip that shit off of each and every OU player's jersey after you get mudholed.