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51 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

That sounds so violent.  Why are sooners so intolerant?  Anyway, who on their team is capable of breaking him in half?  They can't even tackle.  ou is #111 in total defense.  there are only 18 schools in the ncaa that give up more yards.

Dustin Hopson Looks like he represents the lollipop guild

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I think the big key is going to be the first quarter and how quickly Texas can punch back.  

I assume ou scores on their first drive.  How quickly can Texas counter?

Keep it close and shorten the game.  

49 45 Texas

Posted
2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I think the big key is going to be the first quarter and how quickly Texas can punch back.  

This.  We have to win the first quarter.  Against OU in particular, I think winning the first quarter is actually more important than winning the fourth.  Basically I hope we can execute our gameplan from October (minus the turtling at the end) as well on Saturday as we did in the previous game.

Posted
18 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm already amped up for this game.  Despite the "focus on the game in front of you, not what's down the road," diatribe, I see this game as our penultimate showcase.  Forget whichever Bowl game we land in.  It will pale in comparison as to what's about to transpire this coming Saturday. 

We get the sweet opportunity to play ou and beat the holy fuck out of them all over the goddamned field one more time.  No other situation can hold a candle to that.

This game is, by definition, Texas’ penultimate showcase this season. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Stern but fair

I never liked a basketball logo on a football uniform, and the clown suits OU was soorting against WV is all the more reason Texas needs to stay the fuck away from the MJ zoot suit shit.

Posted
24 minutes ago, Deguello said:

This game is, by definition, Texas’ penultimate showcase this season. 

True, but I'm pretty sure everyone here would rather win the CCG and lose the bowl than vice versa.  This is the big one.

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 I'd enjoy seeing the same thing happen to Kyler Murray*, so meh.  Whatever.  And it's not like their defense can actually accomplish shit.  
*Actual size may vary.  
Half of Kyler Murray would require a microscope to actually see so you probably wouldn't see anything.

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Posted
15 hours ago, ztejas said:

Coworker hung my whiteboard upside down that had a longhorn and Hook Em! on it in Expo.

Here is what she will walk into tomorrow morning:

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The response:

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Not bad. An aggy never would have been able to figure out how to turn it in the "right" direction.

Fielding ideas for the next clap back.

Posted
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fielding ideas for the next clap back.

Just write "sucks" across the image face.  

Alternatively, draw a huge dick inserting itself into the "O"

Posted
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The response:

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Not bad. An aggy never would have been able to figure out how to turn it in the "right" direction.

Fielding ideas for the next clap back.

You could always go with the "You can't spell cOcksUcker without OU" bit. Might be a dicey move in today's workplace, but I'm sure it'd get a reaction.

Posted
8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The response:

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Not bad. An aggy never would have been able to figure out how to turn it in the "right" direction.

Fielding ideas for the next clap back.

Male stick figure punching a female stick figure

Posted
26 minutes ago, El Squared said:

We really have nothing to lose.

So why not just go fuck them up and their tiny schooner gooner dreams.

^ This ^

I said it in October and will say it again. We are their match up nightmare and will do the same thing we did the last time. They should win. They won't. They are playing for a heisman trophy and a shot at the national title. Everything points that they should win. They won't. 

 

Hook 'em. OU sucks.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I think the big key is going to be the first quarter and how quickly Texas can punch back.  

I assume ou scores on their first drive.  How quickly can Texas counter?

Keep it close and shorten the game.  

49 45 Texas

I'm gonna throw shit if we win the toss, defer, and let them score a TD in 2-3 minutes like we did in 6 other games this season including the first OU game.

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Posted
33 minutes ago, El Squared said:

We really have nothing to lose.

I don't understand this line of thinking. We have the conference title to lose and 10 wins for the first time in a decade on the line. Let's play to win at all costs instead of playing like losing doesn't matter. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I'm gonna throw shit if we win the toss, defer, and let them score a TD in 2-3 minutes like we did in 6 other games this season including the first OU game.

Look, this is probably exactly what's going to happen.  But it's okay.  That's also how the game started in 2008 and 2018.

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

Look, this is probably exactly what's going to happen.  But it's okay.  That's also how the game started in 2008 and 2018.

exactly. thats just what we want them to do

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Posted
20 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I'm gonna throw shit if we win the toss, defer, and let them score a TD in 2-3 minutes like we did in 6 other games this season including the first OU game.

I swear, if we win the toss, our captain should turn to the ref and just say, we'll spot them 7 points, take the ball and the wind then give up a delay of game on first down of our first possession.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

Look, this is probably exactly what's going to happen.  But it's okay.  That's also how the game started in 2008 and 2018.

Highly likely. And if we can't score on our first possession, we could go down 14-0 very quickly. And then we will battle back. This game will come down to just a few defensive stops. 

Posted
22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Joel Anderson: 73-70 OU

 

Did this dude have a fucking aneurysm or is he blackout drunk or what?

 

Oh wait nvm... he works for ES-ES-ESPN!

He's doing bits. Picks Clemson to beat Pitt 63-10.

Posted
Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 

That's $65,000 post tax against post tax earnings around $3.7million prior to this, which means that's 1.76% of his post-tax salary as a kicker. A person making $75k on this board would receive about $1000 in post-tax bonus compensation to feel the same impact. I guess that would be cool for someone earning in that range, so maybe it matters to someone making what Herman makes. Seems small at first, when considering it relative to his base pay.

Posted
14 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I swear, if we win the toss, our captain should turn to the ref and just say, we'll spot them 7 points, take the ball and the wind then give up a delay of game on first down of our first possession.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That's $65,000 post tax against post tax earnings around $3.7million prior to this, which means that's 1.76% of his post-tax salary as a kicker. A person making $75k on this board would receive about $1000 in post-tax bonus compensation to feel the same impact. I guess that would be cool for someone earning in that range, so maybe it matters to someone making what Herman makes. Seems small at first, when considering it relative to his base pay.

I wouldn’t mind an extra $1000 for doing what I was already hired to do, anyway. Especially if it guaranteed an extra $500. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

A person making $75k on this board would receive about $1000 in post-tax bonus compensation to feel the same impact.

Um. Money isn't relative. $100k is $100k. He can donate it to charity and it will go a lot farther than a Surly poster's $1,000. 

But you're smarter than everyone here so I'm sure there's something I'm not understanding. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That's $65,000 post tax against post tax earnings around $3.7million prior to this, which means that's 1.76% of his post-tax salary as a kicker. A person making $75k on this board would receive about $1000 in post-tax bonus compensation to feel the same impact. I guess that would be cool for someone earning in that range, so maybe it matters to someone making what Herman makes. Seems small at first, when considering it relative to his base pay.

Pardon me sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon. 

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3 hours ago, freyguy said:

I'm already amped up for this game.  Despite the "focus on the game in front of you, not what's down the road," diatribe, I see this game as our penultimate showcase.  Forget whichever Bowl game we land in.  It will pale in comparison as to what's about to transpire this coming Saturday. 

We get the sweet opportunity to play ou and beat the holy fuck out of them all over the goddamned field one more time.  No other situation can hold a candle to that.

 

3 hours ago, Deguello said:

This game is, by definition, Texas’ penultimate showcase this season. 

 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

True, but I'm pretty sure everyone here would rather win the CCG and lose the bowl than vice versa.  This is the big one.

Did I miss something and we are now pretending not to know the definition of penultimate? 

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9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That's $65,000 post tax against post tax earnings around $3.7million prior to this, which means that's 1.76% of his post-tax salary as a kicker. A person making $75k on this board would receive about $1000 in post-tax bonus compensation to feel the same impact. I guess that would be cool for someone earning in that range, so maybe it matters to someone making what Herman makes. Seems small at first, when considering it relative to his base pay.

Also - highest bracket is 37% not 35%. Close enough. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

 

Did I miss something and we are now pretending not to know the definition of penultimate? 

In my defense, I used it correctly. 

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Posted
49 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I'm gonna throw shit if we win the toss, defer, and let them score a TD in 2-3 minutes like we did in 6 other games this season including the first OU game.

It don’t make a shit.

— Bill Bradley, when asked if he wanted heads or tails in the coin toss in the 1968 game against Texas A&M

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