Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Been a hot minute.

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[THEHORN5561 2583]

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[THEHORN5561 2583]

[RockyMountainHighHorn 915]

I’m sure this has been posted but who are the backs they have available? Is it just brooks and that last backup? Or did someone come back?

[NowThis 931]

less than 2 days to Hager's haircut. 

[Constant 6840]

3 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I’m sure this has been posted but who are the backs they have available? Is it just brooks and that last backup? Or did someone come back?

Brooks, some Sermon, Pledger in an emergency. 

[NowThis 931]

how about a Fantasy Island one with the tall one being Sam

[THEHORN5561 2583]

5 minutes ago, NowThis said:

less than 2 days to Hager's haircut. 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

15 minutes ago, NowThis said:

how about a Fantasy Island one with the tall one being Sam

 

Have half

 

 

 

but Charlie was made for it.

 

 

 

Edited November 30, 2018 by THEHORN5561

[BarStella 13]

45 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

PSA....I’m starting my game day drunkenness now.

7 drinks deep. I can handle being hungover at work on a bullshit Friday. Fuck OU. I want to be in a coma after Saturday's game and wake up in time for the 9-6 on Monday. 

[Longboard Horn 41319]

On 11/28/2018 at 8:27 PM, Zepol87 said:

Lol that's hilarious. Roughrider unis??wtf

More like meth lab unis

[Longboard Horn 41319]

 

 

[BarStella 13]

Fuck OU on the field,

Fuck OU on the grass,

Fuck OU in the trenches,

Fuck OU in the ass. 

[LTtxfan 49909]

Saw one adjustment possibility that BlowU may use some 2 Back sets like Okie Lite did and also throw more to their TE and RBs...

[BarStella 13]

If OU wants to party, 

Tell them to go home,

Because the only party,

Is when Breckyn kills the Gnome.

[BarStella 13]

I'll hear OU cry from Bourbon,

I'll hear OU cry from sixth,

I'll hear OU cry all over,

And tell them suck our dicks.

[BarStella 13]

You may ask if I'm a sock,

I really could not care,

As long as Kylie sucks cock,

Texas will prevail.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

[ztejas 44114]

Who invited Dr. fucking Seuss to the party. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

[ztejas 44114]

You see this shit is simple,

It really isn't hard,

When Kylie takes the field,

His ego won't go far. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 604]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can't say sux

Without thinking ou

[ztejas 44114]

Guys I know it's Texas/OU week again but single fathers are a beleaguered demographic in this country. Please offer support.

 

[BarStella 13]

The numbers are in and they don't look good.

[Longboard Horn 41319]

 

 

[ztejas 44114]

God this is the most anxious I've been for a Texas game in years. I don't know what to do but ignore my regular sleep schedule and drink more than normal. I'm going to need psychiatric help on Monday regardless of the result. 

I mean... this was bound to happen, but now that its reality I just don't know what to do with myself. I kind of compartmentalized the Horns of the past few seasons somewhere deep in the dark depths of my depressive psyche. Now my indoctrinated fandom is bleeding through with renewed fervor and I don't know what to do. I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

[Valmy77 13567]

Yeah I wish I was playing in the damn game. I have to sit here and watch it even though I want to run through a wall to kill OU.

Granted I am over 40 and not particularly athletic...

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

[ztejas 44114]

Fuck that durag Eagles pussy shit - time to hang numbers. Hook em. Ride or die.

[Longboard Horn 41319]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Omg he looks like Shane!

[ztejas 44114]

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Less uhs. Drugs are tight. Fuck OU. They can't afford the good shit anyway. 

[Longboard Horn 41319]

[ztejas 44114]

@Valmy77 idk you but I wanna rip shots and belligerently toss insults at Gooner cucks right now with you in attendance. 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

God this is the most anxious I've been for a Texas game in years. I don't know what to do but ignore my regular sleep schedule and drink more than normal. I'm going to need psychiatric help on Monday regardless of the result. 

I mean... this was bound to happen, but now that its reality I just don't know what to do with myself. I kind of compartmentalized the Horns of the past few seasons somewhere deep in the dark depths of my depressive psyche. Now my indoctrinated fandom is bleeding through with renewed fervor and I don't know what to do. I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Same. I can't remember the last time I've been this pumped for a Texas game, but it's been a long ass time. If I can sleep at all Friday night, I'm going to be running through walls Saturday morning. Fuck OU. Hook'em!

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Same. I can't remember the last time I've been this pumped for a Texas game, but it's been a long ass time. If I can sleep at all Friday night, I'm going to be running through walls Saturday morning. Fuck OU. Hook'em!

Take a trophy while I run out of Lone Star and rip this T bowl. 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Take a trophy while I run out of Lone Star and rip this T bowl. 

I'm on drink 8....or 9. Fuck it. And I'm out of rep today, sorry. But I'm sure I got you earlier.

[ztejas 44114]

2 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm on drink 8....or 9. Fuck it. And I'm out of rep today, sorry. But I'm sure I got you earlier.

IDGAF about rep. let's smack these Sooner pussies in the mouth. Booking my Shuga Bowl travel arrangements as we speak.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Maybe the Longhorn D picked up a little inspiration from the Cowboys tonight. Would love to see them shut down the Sooners - say holding them to 21 or so points.

[BarStella 13]

23 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe the Longhorn D picked up a little inspiration from the Cowboys tonight. Would love to see them shut down the Sooners - say holding them to 21 or so points.

No one gives a fuck about the fucking Cowboys. 

Fuck OU. 

[HenryJames 67116]

Any OU injury updates?

[TornACL 7791]

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Any OU injury updates?

Lincoln Riley is probable with an inflamed pussy. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

You setting the altar up again for this game?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

I'm so fucking ready for this game. Texas is clearly the more physical team and that is going to play a major role in putting the land thieves in their place. I expect the people attending the game to be in as much of a fight in the stands watching the game as the players on the field are against each other. This will be a very bloody affair.

[Bevo14 8468]

15 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I'm so fucking ready for this game. Texas is clearly the more physical team and that is going to play a major role in putting the land thieves in their place. I expect the people attending the game to be in as much of a fight in the stands watching the game as the players on the field are against each other. This will be a very bloody affair.

mostly OU's blood

[Bob Lives! 952]

Jerryworld has a retractable roof, correct? They ever open that thing? Saturday is supposed to be great weather. It would be nice if they opened it up.


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[bigup2dahorns 3348]

34 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Jerryworld has a retractable roof, correct? They ever open that thing? Saturday is supposed to be great weather. It would be nice if they opened it up.


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it was opened last night for the Cowboys game

[Horns1 41]

Our D will rise up 

and put Kyler on the turf

then hike up his skirt

and pound that little smurf