Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus

[Mikey4 2476]

OU sucks

[Bigbend1812 12889]

Fuck OU!

 

 

again!

Edited November 24, 2018 by Bigbend1812

[Snotrocket 108]

Take the loss, pussy.

[thunderlounge 7758]

Lincoln Riley speeds up when puppies cross the street, while texting.

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley just sits and smiles while Netflix is buffering.  

[millhouse 2587]

Lincoln loves falling ass first into ccg, because he likes the surprise of what is coming up his ass

[wild_turkey 3153]

Lincoln loves falling ass first into ccg, because he likes the surprise of what is coming up his ass

 

Lincoln Riley parks in the handicap spot at Luby’s.

[Matagorda 118]

Lincoln Riley likes turkey bacon and puts the butter dish in the fridge.  

 

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley bakes brisket in the oven with liquid smoke.

[Eggo 3975]

Lincoln Riley started the Camp Fire. 

[TheFlagship 432]

Lincoln Riley eats tacos with low carb tortillas

[Longboard Horn 40145]

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lincoln Riley invited Rocko to Surly, and he thinks The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie.

Lincoln Riley is Swam

[The Tower 362]

Lincoln Riley's favorite music group is Nickelback. 

[CBHorn 414]

Lincoln Riley thinks Ricos Cheese Sauce is peak Mexican food.

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Lincoln Riley puts the empty milk jug back in the refrigerator. 

[VandyHorn 42]

Lincoln Riley eats soy burgers with fat free cheese.

[DaggerHorns 3058]

1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Lincoln Riley puts the empty milk jug back in the refrigerator. 

What a complete fucking maniacal lunatic.

[dec3169 501]

Lincoln Riley recycles corn for the homeless.

[RPM 26229]

His cock gobbling habit has created a shortage in the flyover states. Stoops taught him well

Edited November 24, 2018 by RPM

[hotdogGT 6]

Lincoln Riley has a gluten disorder.

[RPM 26229]

1 minute ago, hotdogGT said:

Lincoln Riley has a gluten disorder.

for accuracy

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley gave Buca di Beppo a five-star rating on Yelp.  

[Valmy77 13094]

Lincoln Riley thinks Gino Torretta deserved to win the Heisman Trophy over Marshall Faulk.

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

When a cashier can't get an item to scan, Lincoln Riley always asks "does that mean it's free? " and then laughs to himself about the funny joke he's made. 

[Bevo14 8274]

Lincoln Riley likes to act like an arrogant sore loser bitch in postgame press conferences when his team gets bitchslapped

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up past January 31st.

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Lincoln Riley has no problem with Joe Mixon nearly killing a woman.

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley cheered for Jon Voight’s character in ‘Varsity Blues’

[pacman 7330]

You all will be receiving a public reprimand from the Big 12 office. You will be expected to issue a formal apology to Lincoln Riley.

[Rimbo 25784]

Lincoln Riley leaves time on the work microwave after he uses it so you have to clear it before you use it.

[Rimbo 25784]

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up past January 31st.

Lincoln Riley puts his Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley loves bovine meat injections, now twice a year!

Anal Bevotox.

Edited November 24, 2018 by El Squared

[markstanco 12509]

Lincoln Riley thinks that Josef Stalin has been unfairly judged throughout history.

[Snotrocket 108]

Lincoln Riley likes low def TV.

[BornOrange 1441]

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley leaves time on the work microwave after he uses it so you have to clear it before you use it.

Lincoln Riley opens the work fridge and eats whatever he wants, even if it has someone else's name on it.

[Snotrocket 108]

Lincoln Riley mows his yard at 6 am.

[BornOrange 1441]

Every game day, Lincoln Riley is found in bed with a dead girl AND a live boy.

[CrownKing 55]

Lincoln Riley pays for groceries with a check in the express lane. 

[TexArcher 37519]

Lincoln Riley heard Meghan Trainor's halftime show on Thanksgiving then bought all her CDs.  He listens to them on full blast in his Prius with a 13.1 sticker on the back.  He's upset that the Prius doesn't come in pink.  But Meghan helps him forget about that.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

Lincoln Riley pulls the skin off fried chicken in The Jimmyjazz buffet line.

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

13 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Lincoln Riley pays for groceries with a check in the express lane. 

And waits until all items are scanned to start filling it out.

And struggles for five minutes to find that pen he's sure he has in his purse, ignoring the one the cashier is holding out for him.

And after the check is filed out, he remembers he had a few coupons he wanted scanned. 

[RMac5 1550]

Lincoln Riley trims the crust of of his bread.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Lincoln Riley thinks the Bear from Gameday deserves more air time

Edited November 24, 2018 by MNLonghornFUKM

[Waterface 129]

Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley gets drunk and pisses in his bedroom closet.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Lincoln Riley prefers the new, all female Ghostbusters remake to the original. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley thinks Ray Rice got a raw deal.  

[SDG 3319]

Lincoln Riley thinks belly tattoos are a good idea.  

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley has gerbils with glow in the dark tails for rectal  safety.

[TreatyOak 16150]