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Lincoln Riley just sits and smiles while Netflix is buffering.  

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His cock gobbling habit has created a shortage in the flyover states. Stoops taught him well

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Lincoln Riley cheered for Jon Voight’s character in ‘Varsity Blues’

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up past January 31st.

Lincoln Riley puts his Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving.

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4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley leaves time on the work microwave after he uses it so you have to clear it before you use it.

Lincoln Riley opens the work fridge and eats whatever he wants, even if it has someone else's name on it.

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Lincoln Riley heard Meghan Trainor's halftime show on Thanksgiving then bought all her CDs.  He listens to them on full blast in his Prius with a 13.1 sticker on the back.  He's upset that the Prius doesn't come in pink.  But Meghan helps him forget about that.

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13 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Lincoln Riley pays for groceries with a check in the express lane. 

And waits until all items are scanned to start filling it out.

And struggles for five minutes to find that pen he's sure he has in his purse, ignoring the one the cashier is holding out for him.

And after the check is filed out, he remembers he had a few coupons he wanted scanned. 

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