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Lincoln Riley is gay and thinks there's something wrong with that, so he instead traps his wife into a sexless marriage, persecutes "out" gays vocally, and subscribes to bodybuilding magazines.

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Lincoln Riley's favorite running jokes are always greeting his friends with the budweiser "wassuuup" and using his borat impression every chance he gets. 

His favorite part about these two is that they never get old and only get better the more you use them. 

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On 11/24/2018 at 11:26 AM, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley drives ten mph under the speed limit in the left lane.

Lincoln Riley still uses Blackberry

And calls it his "crackberry"

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Lincoln Riley thinks Howie Long's performance in the Skechers Wide Fit commercial is top notch. They are now the only footwear he will consider for formal occasions.

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