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On 11/25/2018 at 11:19 PM, Chilly Water said:

Every year, Lincoln Riley goes by himself to get his picture taken with a mall Santa.

and every year, when santa asks him what he wants for christmas, lincoln giggles and whispers, "cocks"

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after coaching a stressful game of "gobble the cocks," lincoln riley likes to relax with a fine old fashioned cocktail.  his preferred recipe is 7-up with a splash of crown royale maple. 

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Lincoln Riley prefers paper and plastic.  

Lincoln Riley laughed hysterically when Old Yeller died.  

Lincoln Riley takes money from the Salvation Army buckets.  

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Lincoln Riley picks up things from the supermarket, then decides he doesn't want them and just leaves them wherever instead of putting them back where he found them.

Lincoln Riley doesn't tip, even though these people depend on tips for a living.

Lincoln Riley thinks separating kids from the parents is pretty neat, and should be extended beyond just the border.

 

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