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Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

Barkeep! I'll have whatever he's drinking. On the rocks.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley's favorite Beatle is Yoko Ono.

Oooooooh, that's cold.

Lincoln Riley's favorite hair metal band is Nelson.

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3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Lincoln Riley is living proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Lincoln Riley is proof God has a sense of humor. 

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lincoln riley excitedly pulled the plastic off of his first issue of cooks illustrated, only to be sorely disappointed when he realized it wasn't cocks illustrated

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34 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

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56 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Lincoln Riley believes there are 33 different genders and considers himself to be gender-fluid.

Lincoln Riley likes to drink male fluids for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Liquid diet.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

Man. Been a long time since I've seen a timecube reference. 

There goes my productivity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

Lincoln Riley made me glad I don't have kids

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Lincoln Riley shot a man in Reno just to miss and end up getting arrested for assault, after the man he missed kicked his sorry ass into next week. And that man's name was ... Liberace!

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