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On ‎11‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 11:41 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Lincoln Riley puts the empty milk jug back in the refrigerator. 

Just threw away two empty milk jugs from refrigerator. What the fuck is Lincoln Riley doing at my house?

**Side note: Unusual amount of suggestions for bestiality porn coming up on my iPad when I visit Pornhub???

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Riley looks like he's gonna spend his life having one epiphany after another, always thinking he's finally figured out what's holding him back, and how he can finally be productive and creative and turn his life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's just how he is. The thing standing in the way of his dreams is the person having them.

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5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Lincoln Riley’s wife still needs to speak to the manager. 

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Imagine being worth that much money and that's what you go home to at night.

Michelle has a rockin bod and some Southern-charm style and a little piss and vinegar. That's what makes a real coach's wife.

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Lincoln Riley had a Top 40 pop hit in 1989.

[edit: I went back and looked up to see if that was a sufficiently shitty year... my God, it was even worse than I remembered]

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:

lincoln riley still owns pleated khakis.

Hey..!
I happen to like pleated khakis... I mean corduroy khakis...

A good pair of corduroy are hard to find (like the defense of OU) #Ouch...

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17 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Hey..!
I happen to like pleated khakis... I mean corduroy khakis...

A good pair of corduroy are hard to find (like the defense of OU) #Ouch...

Not sure if you're a fatass or not but here you go kopp0e

https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/jeans/511-slim-fit-corduroy-pants/p/045113114?Camp=SEM*EC*US*EN*DSA - Men*goog**20181102*&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3IPgBRCAARIsABb-iGI-codUoqbmkyRAT8dcBX0wYzWKlTOWcrdePQjDvS94oLiKYmXvDpAaAuD8EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Best pair of cords on the market for the price

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5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Lotta Kyler Murray-sized legs on those pants. 

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4 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Lincoln Riley thinks Dusty Dvoracek is good at broadcasting.

Lincoln Riley thinks Petros Papadakis is the zeinith of sports broadcasting.

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Lincoln Riley is pleased when he sees road closureson IH-35 on the way to Dallas, because he can turn around and say, "Hey, means more time together!"  

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Lincoln Riley was NOT named for the sixteenth president, but for the back seat he was conceived in.

His mom wanted to name him after his father, but she wan't sue which Shriner it was.

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