Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus

[HornOnTheBayou 9,066]

Lincoln Riley wishes there were more "Dilly, Dilly" commercials and is hoping for an eventual sitcom to be created.

[deadshank 24,654]

Lincoln Riley thinks Vic’s cholas are morally grounded geniuses, too skinny and should spend more time posting selfies on social media. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

[ztejas 44,234]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lincol Riley's entire existence is a metaphor for the chilling depths of ennui and tortured morality that pervades the lives of those amoral and aesthetically deficient individuals down through the ages whose dark depravity has torn at the very fabric of civilization. 

Barkeep! I'll have whatever he's drinking. On the rocks.

[TexArcher 39,074]

Lincoln Riley's favorite Beatle is Yoko Ono.

[Rimbo 27,049]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley's favorite Beatle is Yoko Ono.

Oooooooh, that's cold.

Lincoln Riley's favorite hair metal band is Nelson.

Edited November 30, 2018 by Rimbo

[ztejas 44,234]

Lincoln Riley has a shirtless Childish Gambino poster in his bedroom. Because he "really likes him as an artist".

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Oooooooh, that's cold.

Lincoln Riley's favorite hair metal band is Nelson.

Lincoln Riley’s True Love And Affection is for shit flavored dicks.

[pops 7,142]

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Lincoln Riley is living proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Lincoln Riley is proof God has a sense of humor. 

[Phoenix 65]

Lincoln Riley believes there are 33 different genders and considers himself to be gender-fluid.

[elfenix 34,754]

lincoln riley excitedly pulled the plastic off of his first issue of cooks illustrated, only to be sorely disappointed when he realized it wasn't cocks illustrated

Edited November 30, 2018 by elfenix

[Pig Bellmont 8,887]

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

[Rimbo 27,049]

34 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

[Vic Mackey 47,980]

56 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Lincoln Riley believes there are 33 different genders and considers himself to be gender-fluid.

Lincoln Riley likes to drink male fluids for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Liquid diet.

[ztejas 44,234]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That bastard.

Lincoln Riley started a splinter church based on Timecube.

Man. Been a long time since I've seen a timecube reference. 

There goes my productivity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited November 30, 2018 by ztejas

[ztejas 44,234]

Here's a mirror link, better than the wiki for the undoctrinated: https://ti.mecu.be/

"Please leave this site if you are easily offended." 😂

Edited November 30, 2018 by ztejas

[Rimbo 27,049]

Lincoln Riley uses OU hate threads to make transparent digs at other Surly posters.

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Lincoln Riley's mama sang bass.

Lincoln Riley's spiritual advisor is Barry Switzer.

Lincoln Riley had a headache at Lukenbach, Texas.

Lincoln Riley went to Oral Roberts for all the wrong reasons.  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Lincoln Riley eats his pizza crust-end first.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

Lincoln Riley helped several of his friends transfer their retirement savings over to bitcoin in November of 2017 because "this stuff is going to be big." 

[Bevo14 8,468]

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lincoln Riley gave my 3 year old a stomach virus resulting in a bed being covered in vomit and me scrubbing poop off the couch. 

Lincoln Riley made me glad I don't have kids

[pops 7,142]

Lincoln Riley still has a Myspace page

[Longhornstampede 3,214]

Lincoln Riley can't stand Blood and Honey and prefers Bud Light

[Rimbo 27,049]

Lincoln Riley shot a man in Reno just to miss and end up getting arrested for assault, after the man he missed kicked his sorry ass into next week. And that man's name was ... Liberace!

[Butch Had Not 3,061]

Lincoln Riley got offended when a hot girl sexted him. 

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley is the president of his HOA. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,642]

Lincoln Riley wipes back to front.

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln RIley spends most of his free time posting on the Politics board. 

[orange dream 1,301]

Lincoln Riley wasn't born in Oklahoma but he got there as fast as he could.

[BarStella 13]

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley shot a man in Reno just to miss

Should have just cut it there

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley agrees with Tim Brewster that #TheStation is #Lit

[BarStella 13]

Lincoln Riley licks the cream out from the middle of Oreo's then throws out the cookies.

[BarStella 13]

Lincoln Riley eats cereal with a fork.

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili. 

[BarStella 13]

Lincoln Riley pronounces "Whataburger" Waterburger. 

[BarStella 13]

Just now, GRHorn said:

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili. 

Dude... too far. The man has a family. 

A very, very close-knit family. 

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley is just living his best life. 

[GRHorn 105]

Out of all The Godfather movies, Lincoln Riley prefers Godfather 3

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley gets excited for every Rocky spin-off. 

[Al Czervik 1,265]

Lincoln Riley went to London and was disappointed to find out Big Ben was a clock.  

[Stunns38 3,805]

Lincoln Riley hates HEB
Lincoln Riley wishes last call was at 10p
Lincoln Riley goes to San Diego for Taco Bell
Lincoln Riley goes to NYC just to visit Staten Island

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley is a fan of the Patriots, Yankees, Warriors and the Crimson Tide. 

[GRHorn 105]

Lincoln Riley’s wife still needs to speak to the manager. 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Lincoln Riley was hoping that The Little Engine That Could couldn't.

[elfenix 34,754]

lincoln riley still owns pleated khakis.

[elfenix 34,754]

lincoln riley requested a bachelorette cake for his bachelor party.

[Scheiss Meister 8,473]

Lincoln Riley makes and eats kitten jerky.

[Domedriver 655]

Lincoln Riley gobbles little boy cock on the play ground.  Including Ewok’s little peen.  He even gives a reach around and a finger in the butt as he gobbles.

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Lincoln Riley's favorite musician is Guitarzan.  

[Vic Mackey 47,980]

Lincoln Riley got offended when a hot girl sexted him. 

Lincoln loves to receive dick pics