Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Machinator 32103]

double post

Edited April 5, 2021 by Machinator

[Griff 514]

Lil Lincoln just learned from pit master Bob.... suck all the moisture out of the meat until dry...  it’s a sooner tradition.

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

Looks like he was trying to jerk it. 

[Sawbonz 28240]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[C-Man 27805]

 

Gross. And what a really weird fucking way to slice it.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[TexArcher 39074]

I bet that dumb sonofabitch orders his steak medium-well with a side of ketchup.  What a worthless human being.

[BurntOrange&White 41967]

Congrats @Fletch

 

 

[Davis Lane 6014]

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

That might help the dryness.

[Da Fino 2820]

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

it's piss

[RGBIII 23020]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/season-2-brisket-emergency-w-grant-pinkerton/id1434954298?i=1000515837718

 

This had to be discussed

Edited April 5, 2021 by RGBIII

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

I have a feeling that Riley isn’t getting the responses to that tweet that he thought he was gonna get.

[SquishMitten 10497]

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

[TonyTexas 10785]

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

He would put it over spaghetti

['stache 22145]

Dont care about puppies or Jesus, but that brisket is an absolute abortion. No just god would tolerate that mess.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Vertigo 20500]

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

He is used to meat with a specific girth.

[TexArcher 39074]

8 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

 

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's piss

 

It's meth

[JMFP 1126]

He probably ordered it from Billy Simms Boomer-Q...

 

[General Specific 3508]

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

He would add beans to make that, I don’t know, but not chili!!!

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1113]

This post is inspiring.  I'm going to fire up the smoker this weekend, because I can't possibly do worse.

[Murfdogg21 4574]

8 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

He smoked it using unfiltered cigarettes from a tax free Indian smoke shop. 

Edited April 6, 2021 by Murfdogg21

[83Horn 1666]

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

It might make a pretty effective desiccant for my gun cabinet.

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Lincoln Riley likes his brisket well done, fresh out of the oven, doused with plenty of sauce, and chopped into tiny pieces and served into a sandwich.

[staboner 5098]

On 4/5/2021 at 9:50 AM, Machinator said:

 

[Fletch 5817]

14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Congrats @Fletch

 

 

What do I win? 

[Horn Dogg 4307]

He doesn’t care about the brisket.  He was busy tending to the smoked dicks and forgot to remove the brisket at the proper time.

[Longboard Horn 41371]

Next up: Lincoln's Thanksgiving post

[LTtxfan 50023]

22 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I bet that dumb sonofabitch orders his steak medium-well with a side of ketchup.  What a worthless human being.

 

Mahomeeee style...

 

[Armybrat 41429]

21 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

It’s a cock ring.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

Strong to quite strong posts the last 48 hrs



Looks like it was made for brisket tacos

[markstanco 12804]

Yall calm TF down.  It will be just fine when he finishes it.

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I have a feeling that Riley isn’t getting the responses to that tweet that he thought he was gonna get.

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

Edited April 6, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

['stache 22145]

On 4/6/2021 at 10:16 AM, Teamdirtyleg said:

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

He probably promised to approve the transfer if he had some of the brisket. He tried it then Reilly said "psych!" and still refuses the transfer. Because he sucks.

[ButtFumble 5287]

[mr. sunshine 2859]

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Gotdamn that’s terrible. But Brooklyn barbecue is still light years ahead of Lincoln Riley barbecue 

[Cuernavaca 255]

I'm pretty sure I would rock little game in a fight but he looks like a biter.

[LTtxfan 50023]

Thx for this great stuff   @UncleSonny  

 

Edited August 23, 2021 by LTtxfan

[LTtxfan 50023]

 

 

 

[TexArcher 39074]

Lincoln Riley definitely took Carey Murdock's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never called her again.

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Whoa dude.  And I thought Riley was Mr. Nice Guy.

[WinningIsHard 4171]

Bag-o-dicks needs to get ole Lincoln a contract immediately haha. Strike while the iron is hot and what not lulz. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

[LTtxfan 50023]

On 8/23/2021 at 6:31 PM, BigSwingingD said:

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

 

[Gil Bang 26247]

ruh-roh

 

 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

So Lincoln is an asshole and DeMarco is his toady.  

[Zeus 6872]