Tigas @ Tide - 2:30 CT on CBS

[ztejas 43,265]

Hey Michigan cucks - this is what a fucking rivalry game looks like. Go shovel your driveway.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,784]

Rushing 3 is the dumbest shit ever. 

[taybo20 2,815]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Rushing 3 is the dumbest shit ever. 

Holgo does not compute

[ztejas 43,265]

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Rushing 3 is the dumbest shit ever. 

Well, not when you have Mike Vrabel and Teddy Bruschi. But at the college level - yes. It's silly.

[Hamttx 419]

Must be nice to know it really doesn’t matter the outcome, as you’re going to the playoffs regardless. 

[ztejas 43,265]

2 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Must be nice to know it really doesn’t matter the outcome, as you’re going to the playoffs regardless. 

Ehhh... not with 2 losses they won't. I don't understand why them beating UGA is a foregone conclusion. Georgia is really damn good if anyone has been paying attention.

[UTDD 362]

You have to pressure Tua to have a chance.  Yes, it could destroy you worse if it fails badly but you weren't going to win anyway otherwise.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

It would be funny if Auburn beat them and then they lost the CCG. They would probably fall all the way to #2 in the CFP rankings

[ztejas 43,265]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It would be funny if Auburn beat them and then they lost the CCG. They would probably fall all the way to #2 in the CFP rankings

They would fall to #3 with a loss today. If Georgia beats them the playoff would be Clemson/ND/UGA and... actually... maybe UCF if by some miracle tOSU loses and we handle business. 

It wouldn't be the weirdest thing ever but it would be pretty damn close. We would need 07 levels of chaos.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

STFU Danielson

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Danielson is such a chode. 

[AeroHorn 735]

that's not a catch

[Radical Larry 28,528]

Not a catch. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

573 cameras in the stadium and that's really the best shot they have?  From 120 yards away in the top of the opposite end zone?  

[ztejas 43,265]

Alabama always having a mediocre to shitty kicker is one of the most inexplicable things in cfb. Up there with LSU's inability to find a QB worth a shit.

[Anastasis 23,395]

Lol. 

[Bigpoppapump 529]

Haha fucking SEC refs. 

[Radical Larry 28,528]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

573 cameras in the stadium and that's really the best shot they have?  From 120 yards away in the top of the opposite end zone?  

Zapruder film had better quality. 

[Hamttx 419]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

573 cameras in the stadium and that's really the best shot they have?  From 120 yards away in the top of the opposite end zone?  

Oh, they have others. That is just the only view we are allowed to see.

[ztejas 43,265]

Bryant Denny is like... too symmetrical. There's nothing unique or characteristic about it.

[taybo20 2,815]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Alabama always having a mediocre to shitty kicker is one of the most inexplicable things in cfb. Up there with LSU's inability to find a QB worth a shit.

True

[ztejas 43,265]

Either McCarron or Namath, right?

[F250 28,682]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Not a catch. 

Says everyone not financially tied to Alabama.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Just now, Hamttx said:

Oh, they have others. That is just the only view we are allowed to see.

Auburn replay will have 17 different angles, 4K, with super-enhanced 3-D and simulated ball-motion sensors.  Fuck the sec.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Danielson could explain away murder on Bama players. They didn’t mean too, but they wre provoked and you have to defend your turf 

[immortal13 4,059]

Auburn seems like they have no fucking chance

[Buzzrock 14,871]

Are we gonna talk about those huge tits a minute ago?

[taybo20 2,815]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Are we gonna talk about those huge tits a minute ago?

I want to see those again... hanging them all out there

[F250 28,682]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Are we gonna talk about those huge tits a minute ago?

I'm waiting for a screenshot.

[Droopy 2,623]

Came here for screenshots of those tits

[ztejas 43,265]

CHRIST PEOPLE WHO HAS A DVR THERE ARE HARD ONS AT STAKE

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

here for the tits 

[ztejas 43,265]

If anyone comes in late with a DVR it was in the stretch leading to timeout at ~6:15 in the 2nd quarter.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Nice block. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Are we gonna talk about those huge tits a minute ago?

I've always been beyond impressed with the talent in alabama,  not their football teams either.  

[ztejas 43,265]

Got it 

[HtownHorn 14,487]

So if Bama, Vandy, and LSU win today.

Bama would have played a conference schedule consisting of

LSU 6-2

aggy 4-4

MSU 4-4

Missouri 4-4

Auburn 3-5

Tennessee 2-6

Ole Miss 1-7

Arkansas 0-8

 

[Michael Knight 12,897]

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

go war eagles

[AeroHorn 735]

Trick plays are the only option, I guess

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Nice.  Go barn.

[taybo20 2,815]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Got it 

And kissing at the camera... she wants to fuck

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

It would be awesome to be auburn win but, then you realize it doesn’t matter as bama has locked their playoff berth. 

[Underdog 28,455]

Uneven tits, WNB. 

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

It would be awesome to be auburn win but, then you realize it doesn’t matter as bama has locked their playoff berth. 

Nah, actually Bama losing to Georgia, would ensure that the SEC only gets 1 team in. The Georgia/Bama game next week really becomes an elimination game.

[ztejas 43,265]

 

[Constant 6,722]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So if Bama, Vandy, and LSU win today.

Bama would have played a conference schedule consisting of

LSU 6-2

aggy 4-4

MSU 4-4

Missouri 4-4

Auburn 3-5

Tennessee 2-6

Ole Miss 1-7

Arkansas 0-8

 

With a non-conference of:

2-9 Louisville 

7-4 Arkansas State

6-5 Louisiana Lafayette

4-6 Citadel 

Show me a quality win. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

I know Bama is in the playoffs no matter what, I want Bama to lose to hear Danielson lose his shit. 

[ztejas 43,265]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

With a non-conference of:

2-9 Louisville 

7-4 Arkansas State

6-5 Louisiana Lafayette

4-6 Citadel 

Show me a quality win. 

I think shutting out LSU on the road and winning by 4 scores was pretty quality.

I get the fuck Bama train but let's be a little objective here.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

Auburn not even trying to tie it? Weak