Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

Anybody else getting Coach Bro vibes off of the JMU coach?  Kliff Kingsbury starter kit.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

[Rockwell Torrey 1287]

UNC has a football board. I learned something new today.

[TXpride 544]

23 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So where does UNC rank in the pantheon of college football jobs open next year?

I am guessing Florida is far and away #1, but what they of coach are we talking about for UNC? Like retread or cheap coordinator or are they still at the point that they will garner real interest?

Given UNC's brand, recruiting geography, and how shitty the ACC is, a good coach should be able to regularly win 10+ games there.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

Good for Mack Brown...to get run out if another program. Lulz 

[Butch Had Not 2971]

6 minutes ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Anybody else getting Coach Bro vibes off of the JMU coach?  Kliff Kingsbury starter kit.

Coach Dad Bro... he's 47 according to wiki.

[elfenix 34240]

oh shit a 4th down!

[elfenix 34240]

blocked puntfor a TD, UNC back in this

[Valmy77 13226]

Here comes Carolina. Mack isn't dead yet.

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

Why do you go for 2 there?

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Take the PAT to make it a 21 point game? Mack says no. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Butt cheek check time for JMU …

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

God this is why I love college football over the NFL. You never know when something weird will happen, and it's more entertaining. 

[Deej 76791]

Nice D, Mack.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nice D, Mack.

That's what she said 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nice D, Mack.

Phrasing

 

roasted

[Davis Lane 5584]

[Patrick Bateman 3914]

23 minutes ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Anybody else getting Coach Bro vibes off of the JMU coach?  Kliff Kingsbury starter kit.

Why?  Because he has hair and wears sunglasses?

Here's my issue with Mack and always has been..... he can't in game coach.  Getting his brakes run off, his team gets some momentum by blocking a fumbled punt and scores a TD.  Score is 60 - 38.  What do you do?  Kick the XP to keep at 21 and 3 scores.  What does 20 get you going into the 4th?  Also, if the opponent kicks a FG, you've automatically made it a 4 possession game.  So..... of course he goes 2.  Doesn't get it.  Down by 22, JMU kicks a FG and you're down 25 now and with 14 minutes left, you need 4 possessions.  You've had a HOF run, but time for the check, Mack.

 

[Valmy77 13226]

First team to 70 wins.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Jesus, Mack. Not watching the game, but does JMU have a one legged 27 year old Mormon playing QB?

Too soon.

[Newdoc 3440]

63 - 44 with 11:00 to go. Didn’t know basketball started this early.

Edited September 21 by Newdoc

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

If Mack didn't tell recruits to look around after he was fired, I wouldn't despise that chode. 

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

I hope JMU wins 88-87

[WBT 20572]

60?  Mack's going to need to bring back Chizik and Manny tomorrow just so he can then fire them both.  What's Greg Robinson up to?

[TXpride 544]

70 to James Madison. He's done.

[MissingInAction 25076]

Scared to death.

[Valmy77 13226]

32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

First team to 70 wins.

Ok James Madison got there.

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

70 to James Madison. He's done.

The writer of the Constitution scares you to death.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Booked a ticket to Florida at halftime

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

It's so satisfying to see Mack lose. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

What's Greg Robinson up to?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Perusing the stats. UNC 5 turnovers is the biggest eye catcher. 
 

But JMU has 12 penalties for 105 yards. 
 

So the offense and defense have been that bad. 
 

UNC also 1-7 on 3rd down and still has 40. 

[MissingInAction 25076]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

UNC also 1-7 on 3rd down and still has 40. 

Splosives!

[tejas60 3533]

Defense needs to score more 

[Patrick Bateman 3914]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Perusing the stats. UNC 5 turnovers is the biggest eye catcher. 
 

But JMU has 12 penalties for 105 yards. 
 

So the offense and defense have been that bad. 
 

UNC also 1-7 on 3rd down and still has 40. 

ACC refs tried very hard to keep Mack and boys in the game..... Sometimes, you're just outclassed....

[Hornbeliever 712]

I say damn JMU has great kids and great parents.

[Valmy77 13226]

70-50 JMU

Sounds like an average Big 12 game from 20 years ago.

[Valmy77 13226]

JMU's QB 22 for 34 388 yards and 5 TDs 0 interceptions passing

13 carries for 99 yards and 2 TDs rushing

Not a bad day.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

UNC finishes with more total yards. Both teams over 600 not surprisingly. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Scorigami scares you to death.

 

[Horn80 6122]

No playoffs for UNC. 

[Mudcat35 196]

I didn't watch, but this definitely sounds like a "Mack Brown Special".  I guess they couldn't withstand the surge.

[MissingInAction 25076]

Was stoops on the jmu sideline?

[GJ Winne 177]

SBC! SBC! SBC!

[Whitewater Horn 968]

“JMU is undefeated on the road when scoring more than 50 points, and that just scares you to death.” 

[wood 11225]

He is who we thought he was.

 

Fuck Mack Brown.

[Pimphand 5751]

 

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, wood said:

He is who we thought he was.

But JMU didn't let him off the hook. Crown their ass.

[Valmy77 13226]

26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Scorigami scares you to death.

 

Wow I had no idea some sick bastards decided to track college scorigami. The old 19th century scoring rules result in some bizarre scores like 2-1.

And the legendary 52-52 tie between San Diego State and BYU in 1991 remains, and probably will forever remain, the highest scoring tie in College Football History.

Edited September 21 by Valmy77

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

30 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

I say damn JMU has great kids and great parents.