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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo


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35 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It sounds like Sark reads Surly and wants Mack to shut the fuck up about NIL. Here are his quotes:

”Adapting to what college football is now and not sitting around and complaining about it.”

”A lot of other coaches complain about what college football is all about right now and I think the two of us have been on the forefront of ‘here’s the rules, let’s maximize the opportunities we have to enhance our roster and our level of play.’”

And this one wasn’t so subtle:

”Some people really need to brush their teeth.”

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1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

This is how you encourage Sark to look at the NFL

Not gonna lie, my mind is going there with Mack lingering around. Hartzell leaving doesn’t help and after Colt’s shoulder I think of worst case scenario possibilities when I see Mack’s face and hear his voice.

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I swear to Christ Mack is like pancreatic cancer. He just won't go away. It's both annoying, and we will all be dead before he's strapped to a gurney and wheeled out. 

I used to like him, but after his firing and telling recruits to look elsewhere, he's never getting off of my shit list, even if it were a blessing in disguise to wander the proverbial desert for 12 years before success. Fuck that motherfucker. 

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Just now, Bateshorn said:

It's all fun and games until he's standing on the 50 yard line in November and the University is naming part of the Stadium or something after him.  Which is clearly why he's back, now that UNC has definitively kicked him to the curb forever. 

I fully expect something like that to happen. He won a national championship here. He might even get a statue if he plays his cards right. 

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2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

It's all fun and games until he's standing on the 50 yard line in November and the University is naming part of the Stadium or something after him.  Which is clearly why he's back, now that UNC has definitively kicked him to the curb forever. 

The Mack Brown East-Side Piss Trough @ DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium

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No fucking way will Mack ever get a statue, or anything named after him. He won a single NC and 2 BCS  bowl games in his 16 years coaching. Not to mention he literally won 2 Big XII championships with superior talent han OU, and got Bob Stoops' chin cum all over his face in 8 of the 16. 

He can pander his Schick all he wants, but there's probably 10 other coaches at the very least who have 1 NC. He's a charlatan. The guy was a yearly Holiday bowl ateendee. Not even good enough to make more than 2 BCS non-NC games, and 1 NC. ONE.

Oh, right, right, how could I forget he didn't have a contingency plan when Colt got hurt because....well, he's a dumbass. So what does he do? You guessed it, he threw in a true frosh who didn't even get the chance to know the entire playbook because he was redshirting, and Mack seemingly forgot he had a real backup. This is how fucking retarded that man is. 

That motherfucker deserves nothing. Am I being spiteful? Fuck yes I am. I don't give one single fuck how many "wins" he has here, or how many top 3 glasses he had; the truth is he is an average to below average coach, but has a great defensive staff with Akina and Robinson/Muschamp, he backdoored his way into Colt McCoy being a fucking baller. He never thought "wait a minute here....that kid over there at 2a Jim Ned HS looks just like the guy who can take us to that next step after VY. I never thought Ryan Perriloux was good enough, anyway. I pushed him out for Colt"

Hes a narcassistic mouth breathing, bug eating dipshit. So, yeah, Mack, thank you for 16 years of 2 CC, 1 NC, 1 NC loss, and 2 BCS games. But wait, there's more...that limp wristed, dog hair eating, maniacal raging asshole told all the recruits to look elsewhere after he was canned because he's a thin-skinned brainlet who didn't appreciate where he was all those years. And instead of taking the high road, nah, fam, he just set it and his legacy on fire. 

Absolute legend...of idiots that had surrounded himself with people more knowledge than him and beat up the Big 12, but couldn't beat his fishing buddy Bob Stoops. He had three 1-loss seasons, one 0 loss season, then you have another 2-7 losses in there each year 

I swear to God there aren't enough drugs, including Ketamine, MDMA, and Xanax mixed together to change my mind.  I'm probably going to have an aneurysm. I should probably get some sunlight and go take drugs and lay in the grass and have an existential crisis.

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Son of a bitch has millions and he is so desperate to be liked.  It’s something.

He's a con artist for one, I think his parents didn't likr him very much, or laid little attention to him. I think someone mentioned here or Shaggy that they loved his brother way more (can't remember his name), even in his 70s he has trust issues and a deep need for affection and like, even though on the inside he's a spiteful asshole. But he did take the time to take a picture with my niece who began attending UNC this year.

Would have been cool had coach K still been coaching and my nephew, who attends Duke, got a Pic with him. Anyway...

Mack is just an insecure manlet who needs someone to tell him he's special. You know, like an escort for example. 

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57 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

He can pander his Schick all he wants, but there's probably 10 other coaches at the very least who have 1 NC. He's a charlatan

The list of current head football coaches with a national title ring as HC is very short.  I know it does not include the current HCs of: Michigan, Ohio State, Louisiana State, Florida State, Texas A&M, Alabama, Texas, Southern Cal, Notre Dame.

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