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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo


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Regardless, the game has since passed him by. He's wistfully longing for a time that no longer exists, and it doesn't really benefit him or us for him to involved in the program with the current college sports landscape. 

The game passed him by before Cedric left.
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17 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

* Y'all

* Yous

 

16 hours ago, dcar00 said:

  I bet half of UNC's calculus was if we hire Belichick, Mack will go back to Texas and we will be rid of his pussy ass.  fuck that dude.

No reason to doubt this take.

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15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s not shitposting to say the man is the second best, but most important coach we have ever had. So please suck him.

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

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10 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

He meant to write that Mack's the most self-important coach.

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5 hours ago, 83Horn said:

I'm interested why you believe Mack is more important to Texas football than Darrell Royal.  Explain yourself.

I’m not, it’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t have brainworms. Growth and Money.

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21 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No he didn’t. That’s sensitive message board poster not getting their cake.

Is that you, Sally? I didn’t know yall lived on Stassney. No wonder Mack is trying to weasel his way back into the program. Things are tough all over.

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Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

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20 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

Winter rules?

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On 2/26/2025 at 7:20 PM, theBigHen said:

Saw this thread active and I have nothing to add other than I played a round a few weeks ago and Mack teed off right in front of us and topped his drive right into the bushes on the first tee. Immediately reloaded. He was hitting it all over the place that day. Nice guy though. 

Did Mack’s golf balls have Sark’s face painted on them? 

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They'll need to knock a few million off. You know the place still smells from all the times he shit the bed. 

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It's threads like these that make me feel I'm among my peeps. 

I am grateful to Mack Brown. I honestly thought I would live my lifetime with football being deemphasized as unimportant to the overall mission of the school. Maybe it should be. I don't know. I think UT is a better place when we're at the top of the food chain in football, but I'm biased. But the energy is different. Applications are up. Donations are up. People wear their gear. 

There was a decade and a half before Mack Brown got to Austin where football was such an afterthought in so many ways. It was an entirely different feeling than 2010 to 2022, where the primary driver of mediocrity was simple incompetence. 1984 to 1997 felt purposeful. 

That said, fuck Mack Brown. I never liked him. He's not my kind of guy. I'm grateful to him, and many of his manipulative narcissistic qualities were used to benefit the UT program. The national championship in 2005 will forever be my favorite sports moment of my lifetime. Nothing will ever exceed it. But I'm glad he's gone. I wish he wasn't hanging around the program like the emotional vulture he is. 

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