Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

[Not a cat 5807]

12 minutes ago, RabidM said:

If he can hire good coordinators, he'll do fine.  The ACC second place fiddle position is wide open. 

Coaching is a pretty small fraternity and I imagine any top coordinator candidate might pick up the phone and call Harsin and ask, "hey what's it like to work for Mack?".  As a result, I'm going to go ahead and predict he gets a couple of unknowns or has beens to fill the spots.  Someone with options (I'm looking at you Kliff) is going elsewhere.  

[RockyMountainHighHorn 927]

I hope, at some point during his tenure, he lets “light the tower!” slip.

[po elvis 2139]

Mack is just coming in there to try and right the ship and get out in a few years. He might be able to get a pretty good young assistant that will understand that the head coaching job will be his when Mack leaves.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I see it a little like Holtz and Spurrier at Cock.  He'll be better than the last few years, he'll keep the program out of trouble, they'll go to a bowl almost every year, then in 5 or so years he'll retire $15MM or so richer.  But he won't "kill himself."

[BigOrange1 6611]

lulz, i saw this tweet and clicked on mack's twitter profile only to realize i had been blocked.  i'm pretty sure i told him to stay in kansas after a game there in like 2012 and he blocked me. 

[Anastasis 23717]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

lulz, i saw this tweet and clicked on mack's twitter profile only to realize i had been blocked.  i'm pretty sure i told him to stay in kansas after a game there in like 2012 and he blocked me. 

I think they dumbfucked his account already.  I get nothing when I click on it either. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

57 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

good luck getting brewster to leave the lit station.

What a crowd looks like in Chapel Hill:

 

What a crowd looks like in College Station:

 

I don't know if even Brewster has lost enough brain cells to make the wrong call on that one.

[52-80 19377]

16 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

lulz, i saw this tweet and clicked on mack's twitter profile only to realize i had been blocked.  i'm pretty sure i told him to stay in kansas after a game there in like 2012 and he blocked me. 

look at this cool guy trashing public figures on twitter.  do recruits do the same to you?

[Hamttx 427]

13 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I see it a little like Holtz and Spurrier at Cock.  He'll be better than the last few years, he'll keep the program out of trouble, they'll go to a bowl almost every year, then in 5 or so years he'll retire $15MM or so richer.  But he won't "kill himself."

Exactly, why people think he needs great coordinators, etc is unfounded. The ACC is a really bad conference once you get passed Clemson. FSU just had its first losing season since the Carter administration. Richt has shown that he fact needed to be replaced at Georgia, and Pitt is the other half of their championship game at 7-5. 

As bad as Mack may have been. He was never incompetent. Sure, he got as lazy as I am. And never emotionally got over the Alabama loss. But on his worse day he is better then that collection of coaches in the ACC.

[michaelpshayes 417]

well it's been almost been 5 years since this:

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

As bad as Mack may have been. He was never incompetent. Sure, he got as lazy as I am. And never emotionally got over the Alabama loss. But on his worse day he is better then that collection of coaches in the ACC.

Mack says hold my orange slices

[DaysOff 8205]

well it's been almost been 5 years since this:
 
 

Never seen that. Outstanding.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Mack wasn't going back into coaching unless it was a perfect fit. UNC was the only place that would hire him

FifMack

[kopp0e 1135]

 

[AustinMT 952]

40 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Exactly, why people think he needs great coordinators, etc is unfounded. The ACC is a really bad conference once you get passed Clemson. FSU just had its first losing season since the Carter administration. Richt has shown that he fact needed to be replaced at Georgia, and Pitt is the other half of their championship game at 7-5. 

As bad as Mack may have been. He was never incompetent. Sure, he got as lazy as I am. And never emotionally got over the Alabama loss. But on his worse day he is better then that collection of coaches in the ACC.

He needs great coordinators because he can't coach anything himself....

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

12 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

 

Nothing screems "Big time college football" like a balloon tree decoration.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

What’s the right amount of winning that is good for the kids?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

What’s the right amount of winning that is good for the kids?

Any moderate quantity is fine, so long as it's neat.

[Longboard Horn 41351]

[ulukinatme 1769]

1 hour ago, michaelpshayes said:

well it's been almost been 5 years since this:

 

 

Almost forgot about that guy.  He made some beautiful videos

 

[Deej 77813]

1 hour ago, po elvis said:

Mack is just coming in there to try and right the ship and get out in a few years. He might be able to get a pretty good young assistant that will understand that the head coaching job will be his when Mack leaves.

The old "head coach in waiting" trick, eh? That worked so well with Mack before.

[Tired Horn 836]

1 hour ago, Hamttx said:

Exactly, why people think he needs great coordinators, etc is unfounded. The ACC is a really bad conference once you get passed Clemson. FSU just had its first losing season since the Carter administration. Richt has shown that he fact needed to be replaced at Georgia, and Pitt is the other half of their championship game at 7-5. 

As bad as Mack may have been. He was never incompetent. Sure, he got as lazy as I am. And never emotionally got over the Alabama loss. But on his worse day he is better then that collection of coaches in the ACC.

I think Mack actually knows a lot about football and was a pretty good coach for a long time. He always had certain weaknesses, which were accentuated by complacency leading up to his fall at Texas. But in his heydey, you could do a lot worse than Mack Brown when hiring a coach. And even at the end, I think he'd have still been reasonably effective if he hadn't let the recruiting process rot out beneath him.

If he has his energy back, hires good assistants, and tends properly to recruiting, he could give UNC a bump and leave the program in better shape when he hands it off. If not, it could be a sad finale.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Mack was damn good at clock management.  Kind of appreciate that after Strong.  

[Deej 77813]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Mack was damn good at clock management.  Kind of appreciate that after Strong.  

He managed the clock his last 48 hours as our coach flawlessly.

[jettrink 40]

Just watched a portion of the presser.  My ears are bleeding.  The old bastard should have run for senate.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

At 68, Mack becomes the third oldest football coach in the country behind the purple wizard (78) and Frank Solich (72 - Ohio U.). Can Mack be relevant to today’s utes?

[Magus Ossis 2997]

Good luck to Mack. Let the past be the past except to say, "Thanks," for all the good parts, especially 27-25 and 41-38.

[Bateshorn 9991]

Lol at you fuckers thinking Butterteeth isn’t gonna be a disaster.  That guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper sack. 

[LTtxfan 49995]

4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

lulz, i saw this tweet and clicked on mack's twitter profile only to realize i had been blocked.  i'm pretty sure i told him to stay in kansas after a game there in like 2012 and he blocked me. 

Still liked   @Sallymackunc

Guess     @CoachMackUNC   will have to do.....

[Not a cat 5807]

A psychiatrist watching that presser would have a field day.  Mack just needs to be loved and admired and coaching football is just a conduit to achieve that. 

Guys like DKR and Saban could give zero shits what you thought about them they just wanted to win and then win some more.  It's why those 2 won multiple championships over an extended time while mack shut down after 05 because in his mind he'd earned our love.  And yes, I'll give him credit for 08 and 09 but the core of those teams were committed prior to January 4, 2006 when he basically started mailing it in.

[dcar00 14951]

the whole "only place we'd want to coach" gives me the damn willies. good luck to UNC.

[ClubWhatever 12297]

47 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Lol at you fuckers thinking Butterteeth isn’t gonna be a disaster.  That guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper sack. 

It’s about the kids

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

5 hours ago, RabidM said:

If he can hire good coordinators, he'll do fine.  The ACC second place fiddle position is wide open. 

He could bring Everett Withers back. I hear he's available. 

[El Squared 1848]

7 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is what happens when you mate Freddie Mercury with Fat Albert

[brakeman 28749]

On 11/25/2018 at 1:21 PM, Txzen said:

How are the casitas in Chapell Hill?

they are very nice, you'll see.

[kopp0e 1135]

 

[Disco Missile 456]

14 hours ago, Macanudo said:

If we're lucky he really does kill himself on a recruiting trip.

The fuck?

[MrBig 5626]

I knew Mack would be desperate to coach again soon. Once I saw the DeLoss Dodds Longhorn Legend segment on LHN during the ISU game, I figured Mack was gonna be on the trail again soon. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1380]

5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." 

I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.  

[texasdago 7770]

Half of me wants Mack to succeed and ride off into the sunset.  The other half of me wants him to fail so we can say, "told you so!".  The again, another half of me isn't sure what the other two halves are thinking.

[maninblack 7975]

I knew Mack would be desperate to coach again soon. Once I saw the DeLoss Dodds Longhorn Legend segment on LHN during the ISU game, I figured Mack was gonna be on the trail again soon. 

He wanted the UVA job that Bronco got

[maninblack 7975]

I hope this means we can get a new voice for lhn commercials

[Macanudo 13318]

8 hours ago, Disco Missile said:

The fuck?

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  

 

Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

[maninblack 7975]

About tree fiddy from me personally

[kopp0e 1135]

17 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I hope this means we can get a new voice for lhn commercials

What about James Earl Jones..? He already works with ESPN's parent company Disney, on projects as Lion King & the (purchased content from FOX), Star Wars...

 

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

21 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Forget .Kliff.  I want him to hire Greg Davis. Get the band back together.

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

You just know gdgd is itching for butter teeth to break him out of the mental facility he's living in. He probably spends all day drawing up plays with animal crackers as usual. 

[pacman 7504]

How else are you supposed to draw up the bubble screen for one yard? Zebra makes it all possible.

[Slick16 75]

Did Fedora use up all the in-home visits once he knew he was out?   Seems only fair that Mack shouldn't have any.