Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

[TrashMaster G 18082]

4 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." 

I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.  

That wasn't a comment to McMurphy.  He said it in the press conference and it did not feel directed at UT/Austin in the least.

[Disco Missile 456]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  

 

Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

Yeah I remember.

Saying you hope he actually kills himself is the stupidest thing possible. If it was a joke it's just flat awful. If it was remotely serious seek out a mental health professional immediately.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

11 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

Jesus, how do get all the oily shit off my screen?

[Tex Pete 21485]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Jesus, how do get all the oily shit off my screen?

Stop looking at pictures of Billy Liucci.

[General Specific 3507]

What about James Earl Jones..? He already works with ESPN's parent company Disney, on projects as Lion King & the (purchased content from FOX), Star Wars...
 

[Orange&White 5573]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

 

Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

It's hard to steal millions from a bunch of $200 donors.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1112]

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

He wanted the UVA job that Bronco got

That's because he didn't want to play the Hoos again, as he went 3-7 against UVA as UNC coach.  Other than FSU, that was the team he had the hardest time against. 

Edited November 28, 2018 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[Machinator 32103]

Not a huge surprise, but Mack is canning much of the existing staff.

http://footballscoop.com/the-scoop/

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North Carolina: Per sources, the following coaches will not be retained by Mack Brown — quarterbacks coach Keith Heckendorf, wide receivers coach/special teams coordinator Luke Paschall, defensive line coach Deke Adams, cornerbacks coach Henry Baker, linebackers coach Mike Ekeler, and strength and conditioning coach Lou Hernandez.

 

[Macanudo 13318]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

conditioning coach Lou Hernandez.

Mad Dog......   Come on down!!!!!!!

[Deej 77813]

43 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Mad Dog......   Come on down!!!!!!!

How much do you figure Mad Dog weighs by now? 

[Macanudo 13318]

Just now, Deej said:

How much do you figure Mad Dog weighs by now? 

About tree fiddy.

[shakahorn 1656]

15 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

Well he canceled the game at HI one year, so scratch them off.

[TrashMaster G 18082]

59 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

About tree fiddy.

So, he's slimmed down?

[satyanash 15591]

 

[Rimbo 27009]

10 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.  

You're reading more into his crap than you should. Sally is from the Chapel Hill area, and getting her to move to Austin in the first place was a hard sell. They live in Austin now, for cryin' out loud.

And we sure as heck ain't hiring him back.

[Handcruser 2815]

Tim Brewster going to Chapel Hill with Mack


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[TexEx15 17939]

9 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Tim Brewster going to Chapel Hill with Mack


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Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

[Machinator 32103]

Mack kicks ATM in the nuts one more time. Glorious.

[SDG 3336]

I thought atm was college football royalty and better yet "lit"

[F250 29199]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mack kicks ATM in the nuts one more time. Glorious.

[OU Sucks 9381]

13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

So back to the ACC being the best football conference in the country?

[Deej 77813]

"Tim and I talked for 27-25 minutes before reaching an agreement." - Mack.

[52-80 19377]

UNC's got a good future.  They got a 2019 Cornerback named Storm Duck.

 

https://247sports.com/player/storm-duck-46040134/

 

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Radical Larry 28820]

Mack needs to hire Reese and GD to complete NCAA's version of Space Cowboys. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Did I miss the OC hire? He hired the TE coach before announcing the OC?

[Machinator 32103]

4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Did I miss the OC hire? He hired the TE coach before announcing the OC?

The Hill had to be Lit first.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

16 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Did I miss the OC hire? He hired the TE coach/bagman before announcing the OC?

FIFY.

Is that not what Jimbo did as well? Is it not easier to hire a staff when they know the bagman has already been secured?

Edited November 29, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I am actually planning to move to the Chapel Hill area next summer, so this whole thing seems kinda surreal to me. I seriously doubt I will be investing in UNC football tickets (probably wouldn't have, anyway, but this seals the deal).

Tim?

[Neonmoon 38130]

He’s getting the band back together. You son of bitch. 

Carl Reese... Make the call 

Edited November 29, 2018 by Neonmoon

[Slick16 75]

I'm not accustomed to saying nice things about Mack but thanks for getting Brewster the fuck out of aggyville.

[Fondren & Main 6896]

Mack hiring Tim Brewster makes me think of Lloyd Christmas.  Just when I thought Mack couldn’t be any dumber, he goes and does something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!  Suck it aggy!  Suck it long and suck it hard!

[Wally Pryor 5410]

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.

[OrangEngr 1035]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Just seems more delicious when aggy has to announce it.

 

So UNC is a better job than aggy? Cool, good to know, no more evidence needed. He didn't even have to give him a bullshit title to make it a promotion, LOL

[Dbeasy 15590]

Hey fucktard....   Mack famously made a comment towards the end of his tenure on a trip in Florida that he was out "killing himself" while ostensibly recruiting.   Meanwhile, Strong inherited a roster devoid of much talent.  
 
Mack stole millions of dollars from all of us.

True, but most employees only work about 15 minutes in any given day, so he’s like the rest of us.

[WBT 20972]

On 11/27/2018 at 4:15 PM, po elvis said:

Mack is just coming in there to try and right the ship and get out in a few years. He might be able to get a pretty good young assistant that will understand that the head coaching job will be his when Mack leaves.

Lulz, like Mack can credibly sell a coach in waiting role.  That would take a special kind of gullible.

[Bevo Num1 1068]

True, but most employees only work about 15 minutes in any given day, so he’s like the rest of us.

But how many of us make $5 million a year?

[Bozo_Casanova 26846]

Lulz, like Mack can credibly sell a coach in waiting role.  That would take a special kind of gullible.

J’amuse

[runthebone 8375]

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

About tree fiddy.

 

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, he's slimmed down?

Kilograms.  

 

 

 

Epic job hiring Brewster, FYPM MBTF. 

[Scheiss Meister 8468]

Mack casually drags his nuts over aggy's face once again, and from North Carolina, no less.  Reminds me of the line in Raiders of the Lost Ark: "Once again, aggy, we see that there is nothing that you can possess that I cannot take away."

[EZ$ 2125]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.

He was sealing the deal on a 3-star LB in Florida who became a 2-year team capitain at TE and 1st team all-conference FB his sr year. 

Thanks Mack. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Beck committed way before the season even started. The deal had long been sealed.

[Fondren & Main 6896]

32 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Mack casually drags his nuts over aggy's face once again, and from North Carolina, no less.  Reminds me of the line in Raiders of the Lost Ark: "Once again, aggy, we see that there is nothing that you can possess that I cannot take away."

He does hold a grudge.  He never forgot about that bullshit they pulled in ‘99.

[BERT 4498]

10 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Jesus, how do get all the oily shit off my screen?

Try a water based lubricant next time

[Surly Bevo 25733]

That fucking weasel-laced trip to Florida.  Not even sure who's playing that evening. Just knows he's 1000+ miles from Austin, running from the inevitable, and doing his best to railroad what others are planning to put into place.

Man as fat as Mack had gotten by then he’s way more tubby now.

[CooterBrown 18288]

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

[Rockwell Torrey 1380]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

This can't be true.

[Richter 2413]

3 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

This can't be true.

It’s not.  He’s actually been named Vice President of Tune-in Tokyo Operations.

[UDontKnow 10571]

15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Cleve Bryant has been hired as the UNC Director of Football Operations and Unwelcome Massages.

You mean ol' Freak Nasty?

[Tex Pete 21485]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

He does hold a grudge.  He never forgot about that bullshit they pulled in ‘99.

Yep. I can only imagine the conversations he and Brewster have had about Brewster living in hell for the last year.