Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Proves the general rule that coaches named after a hat are trash

[Not a cat 5,651]

20 minutes ago, Shift said:

 

Did she get half of Brad Pitt’s money?

 

Not half, but a nice chunk.  Unfortunately she wants a prenup and still expects you to pay for everything.  You just know she's gonna bring up "Brad's facilities were much nicer.  I wish we had something nice like Brad had so we could entertain guests."  Its gonna drive you crazy.

[Nivek 16,916]

Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.
Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.
Would you take her back?

You do realize this is a business decision and not a relationship?

[Mileslong 4,728]

Larry got his hat handed to him...

[tbone_ 14,105]

Wait, Angelina Jolie wants to go back to billy bob thornton?

[4th and 5 4,914]

Daughter’s tweet came across my twitter feed as a like, I can see why

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/sydneyfedora/status/1066731630558146567/photo/1

[TXpride 546]

Lol. I'm sure Kingsbury appreciates Mack pulling his name out of his ass.

[Dennis Taylor 18,807]

All this just scares you to death. 

[6th Street 6,389]

I'm stunned, I'm pissed...it's Mack Brown!

 

https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina/Article/Sources-Mack-Brown-Returning-to-UNC-Football-125364206/

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Mack is back!  

[Js1 85,257]

Hope UNC is ready for 55 point beatdowns by Clemson or NC State or whatever the hell happens in the ACC, like, a lot.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Js1

[Tex Pete 20,326]

Return of the Mack

[pacman 7,354]

lol jesus christ college football is regarded 

[Scraps 13,560]

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

[6th Street 6,389]

Someone give Ol Freak Nasty a call

[TexArcher 37,761]

Since aggy never wants to be outdone, I fully expect them to rehire Bear Bryant.

[1978horn 892]

All my in-laws are Heels and they have no idea what to think right now.  They are manic right now...this is good, no this is bad, WTF is going on, can this work, do we hire stud OCs and make them coach in waiting.  He was going a million miles and hour and he is usually the stable one.

[GottaB 594]

Mack at UNC. Next thing you know Gruden will go back to the Raiders

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Js1 85,257]

UNC opens 2019 against...Will Muschamp's Gamecocks.

That's fun.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Still an all time classic

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,537]

Where is Greg Davis nowadays?  

 

[closetojumping 62,506]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Where is Greg Davis nowadays?  

 

I have to assume wherever he is, he’s tanned, relaxed and ready. 

[taybo20 2,825]

Wow incredible

[Laxtonto 12,078]

What is UNC doing? 

At least he’s off of the AD teat for his annual payout 

[hobbs 243]

Heelsfan cannot be excited about this. Then again, I guess they don't really give a shit about football over there...so, perfect fit.  Enjoy.

[South Austin 52,428]

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[Rip76 4,924]

If he can get good CO’s they can be decent.

[staboner 4,969]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume wherever he is, he’s tanned, relaxed and ready. 

you forgot laying down horizontally and such 

Edited November 26, 2018 by staboner

[Snake Diggity 4,618]

Mack daddy with Chizik and Kliff could very well work in NC.  Not sure why either of those guys would take that job but if they do it’ll prove Mack can still sell.

[South Austin 52,428]

Lotta hotties in Chapel Hill, so Kingsbury should definitively take Mack’s call.

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Tar Heels 247 just got a new subscriber

[ztejas 43,411]

So, if I'm doing the math right, 10 years from now Texas will win an MNC with a lanky quarterback from the wrong side of Houston?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

This will be a disaster.   Most kids barely remember VY much less this old, crusty, pasty basstage. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Nice coach search NC.   Did you think someone would grab up Mack before you could bring him back?  Mack is interested in every opening job since he got fired.  Wow.  Good luck Mack.   

[Mileslong 4,728]

Where is Greg Davis nowadays?  
 

He’s got to be in the NFL right? Unless he has turned down another coaching opportunity

[TheFlagship 432]

What a horrendous hire. 

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

29 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I'm stunned, I'm pissed...it's Mack Brown!

 

https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina/Article/Sources-Mack-Brown-Returning-to-UNC-Football-125364206/

Madness lol

 

[South Austin 52,428]

We gotta start up the weekly Mack Brown Monday press conference threads with bingo cards.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,085]

What will aggy do? Two championship winning coaches added back to the field in one week?

[Rockwell Torrey 1,280]

12 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This will be a disaster?  FUPM  - Mack Brown

FIFY

Edited November 26, 2018 by Rockwell Torrey

[Harry Ellis 445]

But who is going to care for all of those beautiful casitas at the UT Golf Club?

[Mileslong 4,728]

The Tobacco Road con man back in business. If he hires Greg Davis my life will be complete...

[Rockwell Torrey 1,280]

Maybe he'll try to hire Steve Spurrier as his OC.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

28 minutes ago, GottaB said:

Mack at UNC. Next thing you know Gruden will go back to the Raiders

Fuck you

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

Why on earth would Kliff go to UNC?

[DejaVu 39]

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We gotta start up the weekly Mack Brown Monday press conference threads with bingo cards.

Mack Brown: “you can’t trust your players.” “You can’t trust your coaches.” 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Why on earth would Kliff go to UNC?

Right.  He’s gonna be the cowboys OC.  😂

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Good.  Very good.   

Means no more office in Moncrief, no more association with our program.

What a great way to start off the week.