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I wouldn't be mad at all.
Mack is like an ex-wife who let herself fall to crap at the end of your marriage and sabotaged everything. She got out, rediscovered that she needed to actually be a functional human, improved herself, and is in a successful 2nd marriage.
The fact that she's doing well now doesn't mean she WASN'T a hot mess when you dumped her.
So much this. He needed a scenery change as did Texas. He just chose his next scenery better than we did.
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4 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Should be fun to watch Mack pound his alma mater and former nemesis into the dirt.

Good call. The Tarheels are just withstanding the surge. Have them right where they want them. 

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1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Not a fan of Mack , but he is still better than Tom

Sooooo, Fuck Tom

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

ohhhhhh but one beautiful painting of a National Championship win against the greatest team of all time 

Yes, I know Vince's nuts are showing across Pete's face, but Mack was still in the frame

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1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

ohhhhhh but one beautiful painting of a National Championship win against the greatest team of all time 

Yes, I know Vince's nuts are showing across Pete's face, but Mack was still in the frame

Wut?

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Wut?

Vince won the National Championship game for us but Mack coached the team. Vince won in in such a stunning fashion by allowing his and the team's nuts to drop and therefore rub against Pete Carrol's face.

Short version. Vince is manly man won game with Mack coaching on sidelines , both dominated Pete and beat USC .

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26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Good call. The Tarheels are just withstanding the surge. Have them right where they want them. 

So for Mack,  fsu is about to be unc's bitch like okie lite was for TEXAS??  😁

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10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Winning nothing of consequence is pretty much the same thing anywhere. Mack won two conference championships here. Better, but not a lot to paint on the wall. 

What has mack ever done except win 2 rose bowls, 1 fiesta, 1 national championship, with another NC trip

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56 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

What has mack ever done except win 2 rose bowls, 1 fiesta, 1 national championship, with another NC trip

This ....

Dipshits love to criticize Mack for everything he did wrong and give someone else credit when he wins.

Stupid.

 

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This ....
Dipshits love to criticize Mack for everything he did wrong and give someone else credit when he wins.
Stupid.
 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.
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Posted (edited)
51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.

 

We caught some unlucky breaks and stepped on our own dick a few times, but the 2000's were a good time to be a Horns fan

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 


I think things would be different if he hadn’t fucked off the last few years and wasn’t such a cunt in the end game. But thanks for the national championship and two conference titles.

 

And all of those 10 plus win seasons and finishing fairly highly ranked most years.

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1-4 Virginia on 11 play drive just whipped UNC physically to start 2nd half

Virginia.                  34

Orange Slices        20

9 minutes remaining 3rd qtr

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1-4 Virginia now trying to snatch defeat from jaws of victory.  Stupid interception on 1st play of 4th qtr gives ball back to UNC.

5 or 6 plays later, TD UNC.    Still 13 minutes left in 4th qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

 

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

1-4 Virginia now trying to snatch defeat from jaws of victory.  Stupid interception on 1st play of 4th qtr gives ball back to UNC.

5 or 6 plays later, TD UNC.    Still 13 minutes left in 4th qtr

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

 

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I wanna see Mack lose for his bitchassness on the way out. I won't ever forgive that fat bastard for that. Ever. 

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14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Virginia.                  41

Orange Slices        34

Virginia better keep scoring, cause their defense won't stop UNC again.

 

Freakin' 9 minute drive for UVA gets points... a FG.   Only 4 minutes left

Virginia.                  44

Orange Slices        34

 

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Little over a minute drive for TD UNC...   2:51 left, and UNC w/ 3 timeouts 

Virginia.                  44

Orange Slices        41

 

HaHa haha... UNC kicker kicks ball out-of-bounds

 

 

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I knew UNC was a paper tiger, it's showing now 2 losses to unranked teams, not just any unranked teams.....1-4 UVA and1-3 FSU. Notre Dame and Miami will slap Mack's bitch ass around too.

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