Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

So when the Tarheels got the ball with 4 minutes to play and down a touchdown, I threw some brats on the grill. I have since had time to cook them and eat three of them. And this was all in regulation!

[Vito Andolini 9,450]

Ugh, Mack with his happy hug for the opposing coach. You know they want to knock the fuck out of him.

[MAUFRAIS 6,740]

Mack does not look well.

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Mack does not look well.

 

[LTtxfan 50,005]

 

[LTtxfan 50,005]

Longer version... 😋 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,886]

Barely hanging on against App State and then celebrating. Cool

[Js1 87,183]

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Barely hanging on against App State and then celebrating. Cool

I do love a good Mack dance

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,904]

Orange slices for errbody! 

[Fondren & Main 6,900]

I had no idea that block head was there coaching defense.  LOL!

[Atticus 4,216]

7 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Barely hanging on against App State and then celebrating. Cool

They were an underdog and on the road with a young QB. App state is also not too shabby as I think we’ll see this week against A&M. 

[tbone_ 14,447]

They were an underdog and on the road with a young QB. App state is also not too shabby as I think we’ll see this week against A&M. 

Please God for the love of all that is holy please let App state be really good this year

[Nivek 17,415]

Please God for the love of all that is holy please let App state be really good this year

Im still rooting for him.

[Pancho 46,309]

Christ, Mack looks terrible. 

Game finishing up on ESPN2

[CurlyDumps 4,659]

Yeah, he’s so…round.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,112]

11 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yeah, he’s so…round.

Mack does look like crap, but he’s 5-1 with an absolute wizard at WB.

[LTtxfan 50,005]

Orange slices may just lose this game tonight at home against GaTech.

UNC lead 17-0

GaTech has scored 21 unanswered points.

WOW 💥💥💥💥💥

[LTtxfan 50,005]

[Bigbend1812 13,059]

So bloated.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

good year Mack despite today's home upset.  Please knock of those Clemson frauds so they don't sneak into the CFP. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,740]

[tbone_ 14,447]

Wtf

[Buzzrock 15,136]

WE WANT GEORGIA

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

3 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

[Pimphand 6,370]

1 hour ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

good year Mack despite today's home upset.  Please knock of those Clemson frauds so they don't sneak into the CFP. 

Klempsun definitely sucks but the only way they slide in is Condom loses to either Notre Dumb or Ute/Duck winner and roach loses to EMAW at Jerry World.

I don't think they jump the UM/OSU loser and I am pretty sure Georgia & the UM/OSU winner will finish undefeated so there is really only one open spot realistically speaking.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,911]

2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So bloated.  

.. wonder if Mack and Heupel have the same tent maker?

[Hook1997 5,509]

Is it cool to make fun of a former coach that is 9-2 to our 7-4 and brought UT it’s first NC in forever and ten, ten win seasons in a row?  Guess so but it’s not really that funny cause he has the last laugh actually.  I know the end was bad but damn folks it’s hard to throw rocks from a glass house. 

[Atticus 4,216]

Can't trust your team, can't trust your coaches

[Valmy77 13,626]

10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Is it cool to make fun of a former coach that is 9-2 to our 7-4 and brought UT it’s first NC in forever and ten, ten win seasons in a row?  Guess so but it’s not really that funny cause he has the last laugh actually.  I know the end was bad but damn folks it’s hard to throw rocks from a glass house. 

I mean they made fun of him while he was winning that NC, why can't they do it now?

I don't get how he got the last laugh. He left the program a flaming wreck, not because he wanted to but because he failed miserably for several years. We all wanted desperately to having him retire a hero and build statues of him around campus but unfortunately no one person is bigger than the program. We had to let him go. If running a program into the ground and having it continue to fail was some malevolent scheme by Mack then I guess he had the last laugh. Somehow I think his plans were slightly different. It just didn't work out.

[CTC2 2,865]

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Is it cool to make fun of a former coach that is 9-2 to our 7-4 and brought UT it’s first NC in forever and ten, ten win seasons in a row?  Guess so but it’s not really that funny cause he has the last laugh actually.  I know the end was bad but damn folks it’s hard to throw rocks from a glass house. 

Yes it is.  He had the keys to a Lambo and put it in a ditch that we are apparently still trying to get out of.

[Hook1997 5,509]

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

Yes it is.  He had the keys to a Lambo and put it in a ditch that we are apparently still trying to get out of.

I’m not trying to be too much either way but he left with 8 wins and in ten years since we have reached 8 wins twice…. I get he needed to go but the keys after that were handed to total losers.  Even Mr Mc Brown would have got more then 8 wins in two out of ten seasons if he stayed.  I’m just saying we made obviously worse choices since then and he has since had three, nine or ten win seasons I think at NC in four years (their record before was?).  So to make fun of his losses is kinda stupid and aggish when he has done better the us. 

Edited November 20, 2022 by Hook1997

[tx 3 putt 78,681]

NC had a good season 

[Cajun 11,777]

On 9/6/2022 at 8:43 AM, LTtxfan said:

Longer version... 😋 

 

"The kids..."

sigh

[Cajun 11,777]

5 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Is it cool to make fun of a former coach that is 9-2 to our 7-4 and brought UT it’s first NC in forever and ten, ten win seasons in a row?  Guess so but it’s not really that funny cause he has the last laugh actually.  I know the end was bad but damn folks it’s hard to throw rocks from a glass house. 

No, it's cool to make fun of a cocksucker who among MANY other things told recruits to go somewhere else as he burned it all down on the way out because he's a narcissistic POS though.

Any time that fuck gets to suck on a loss is time for us to enjoy it.

[MAUFRAIS 6,740]

I was only making fun of him for his appearance.

[CTC2 2,865]

8 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I’m not trying to be too much either way but he left with 8 wins and in ten years since we have reached 8 wins twice…. I get he needed to go but the keys after that were handed to total losers.  Even Mr Mc Brown would have got more then 8 wins in two out of ten seasons if he stayed.  I’m just saying we made obviously worse choices since then and he has since had three, nine or ten win seasons I think at NC in four years (their record before was?).  So to make fun of his losses is kinda stupid and aggish when he has done better the us. 

With all due respect, this is some revisionist history bs. Yes, strong was a terrible hire. But FYPM needed to go. 

[Eskimohorn 5,682]

With all due respect, this is some revisionist history bs. Yes, strong was a terrible hire. But FYPM needed to go. 

The cupboard was bare. A middling OC Watson had to cobble together an offense from Swoopes at QB and 6 scholarship offensive linemen, and without a right tackle.

[Vic Mackey 47,959]

Yes it is.  He had the keys to a Lambo and put it in a ditch that we are apparently still trying to get out of.

You actually believe this? It's been 9 years since he left. It has zero to do with him. We just suck at hiring coaches since him. It shouldn't take a program like Texas a decade to recover.

[LTtxfan 50,005]

On 11/20/2022 at 4:53 AM, Cajun said:

No, it's cool to make fun of a cocksucker who among MANY other things told recruits to go somewhere else as he burned it all down on the way out because he's a narcissistic POS though.

Any time that fuck gets to suck on a loss is time for us to enjoy it.

Yup... 😋

[Wally Pryor 5,410]

On 11/19/2022 at 10:57 PM, Hook1997 said:

Is it cool to make fun of a former coach that is 9-2 to our 7-4 and brought UT it’s first NC in forever and ten, ten win seasons in a row?  Guess so but it’s not really that funny cause he has the last laugh actually.  I know the end was bad but damn folks it’s hard to throw rocks from a glass house. 

Fuck that thin-skinned, narcissistic piece of shit. He intentionally torpedoed our chance to get a / the real coach in the door. And you're god damned right he's continuing to celebrate our mediocrity which is more the reason to hate the son of a bitch.  

[jdhorn92 1,598]

If Mack had it to all over again, he would have done 3 things different:

1. Given Sherrod Harris a chance (at least a series or two) vs Bama; Harris likely doesnt transfer/quit football the following year.  He would have been given a chance to compete for starter minutes, and once Gilbert shits the bed vs BYU, we would have had a senior back up vs a freshman.  Our QB desert is likely avoided (yes the Ash concussions contributed to that)

2. He would not have tried to copy Bama Offense, given the fact the entire conference and nation were going spread, hurry up.  If we would have adapted to the change and play to the strengths of the recruiting base, we may have been able to stay the course

3. He would have brought in more competent , creative underlings to modernize the offense ala TTU and OU, this is sort of relatred to #2

IF, he would have done those 3 simple things

[C-Man 27,779]

12 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If Mack had it to all over again, he would have done 3 things different:

1. Given Sherrod Harris a chance (at least a series or two) vs Bama; Harris likely doesnt transfer/quit football the following year.  He would have been given a chance to compete for starter minutes, and once Gilbert shits the bed vs BYU, we would have had a senior back up vs a freshman.  Our QB desert is likely avoided (yes the Ash concussions contributed to that)

2. He would not have tried to copy Bama Offense, given the fact the entire conference and nation were going spread, hurry up.  If we would have adapted to the change and play to the strengths of the recruiting base, we may have been able to stay the course

3. He would have brought in more competent , creative underlings to modernize the offense ala TTU and OU, this is sort of relatred to #2

IF, he would have done those 3 simple things

Sherrod Harris was a super nice kid but he was never Texas QB quality

[Davis Lane 6,005]

19 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If Mack had it to all over again, he would have done 3 things different:

1. Given Sherrod Harris a chance (at least a series or two) vs Bama; Harris likely doesnt transfer/quit football the following year.  He would have been given a chance to compete for starter minutes, and once Gilbert shits the bed vs BYU, we would have had a senior back up vs a freshman.  Our QB desert is likely avoided (yes the Ash concussions contributed to that)

2. He would not have tried to copy Bama Offense, given the fact the entire conference and nation were going spread, hurry up.  If we would have adapted to the change and play to the strengths of the recruiting base, we may have been able to stay the course

3. He would have brought in more competent , creative underlings to modernize the offense ala TTU and OU, this is sort of relatred to #2

IF, he would have done those 3 simple things

You're lying, Mack.

[tbone_ 14,447]

Texas QB quality

You use this term like it’s some kind of standard. I’d argue what you are referencing is more of a fantasy.

[C-Man 27,779]

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

 

You use this term like it’s some kind of standard. I’d argue what you are referencing is more of a fantasy.

 

Fair enough. We did run Swoopes out there for 2+ seasons. Woof.

[LTtxfan 50,005]

Loses two weeks in a row to teams he should easily beat 😋

Last Week:

 

This Week:

HaHaHaHa lost at home to beat up NCState with Tim Beck as OC

[WinningIsHard 4,171]

Two head scratching losses in a row to end at 9-3, mother fucker I’m having deja vu for those North Carolina fans haha. Couldn’t happen to a better butter tooth shit hook, thanks for the wins tho mack ya bastard. 

[bullet 1,630]

On 11/21/2022 at 11:03 AM, jdhorn92 said:

If Mack had it to all over again, he would have done 3 things different:

1. Given Sherrod Harris a chance (at least a series or two) vs Bama; Harris likely doesnt transfer/quit football the following year.  He would have been given a chance to compete for starter minutes, and once Gilbert shits the bed vs BYU, we would have had a senior back up vs a freshman.  Our QB desert is likely avoided (yes the Ash concussions contributed to that)

2. He would not have tried to copy Bama Offense, given the fact the entire conference and nation were going spread, hurry up.  If we would have adapted to the change and play to the strengths of the recruiting base, we may have been able to stay the course

3. He would have brought in more competent , creative underlings to modernize the offense ala TTU and OU, this is sort of relatred to #2

IF, he would have done those 3 simple things

He shouldn't have had Colt doing QB sneaks against KSU as a Freshman or Alabama as a Senior.  Same injury both times.

The real problem is that he got lazy at evaluating talent.  Didn't put in the work.

[CurlyDumps 4,659]

Poor Macky Poo. If he sees anything resembling red or crimson on the other side in a rivalry game, he just wants to roll over on his back and surrender.

[LTtxfan 50,005]

Nm... Might be fake acct

 

Edited December 6, 2022 by LTtxfan