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Just now, CycleTex87 said:

I’d imagine that Sark and CDC have the stones to manage the situation.  

What situation? There's no situation. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck Mack. But you are right regarding smoozing BMDs. Also OTF should make Mack their Saban/Corso lol

Yeah... 

Posted
2 hours ago, MrBig said:

(Knock on wood) If Mack starts hovering around Sark’s program trying to give his unsolicited advice on how to win one championship in 15 years, I wouldn’t blame Sark one bit for bolting to the NFL the first chance he got to get away from mackbrown-texasfootball.com because what the fuck man.

I don't envision this part happening as long as Chris Del Conte is in charge.  But if Del Conte ever leaves and UT gets another Deloss Dodds type AD the watch out.

Posted
2 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

If Mack oversteps and CDC/Hartzell do not want to deal with directly, they can always bring back Steve Patterson on a 2-day contract. (ducks)

Launch them both outta Austin with those jet packs.

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No breakup is ever clean, but only an idiot holds a grudge for shit that happened over a decade ago, especially towards a guy who brought us a completely revitalized program, massive national respect, and a fucking national championship.

Welcome him back with open arms. Put him in burnt orange, smiling and glad-handing in someone's luxury suite during games. Cheer like mad when he's smiling on the screen. When he's pumping sunshine, celebrate it; reward the behavior from him you want to see. If he starts getting ornery about this-or-that (in public or even in private), pat him on the head and have Sally come collect him until he's had his orange slices and feels better.

I don't think this program is so delicate and insecure that it can't handle Mack's peripheral existence. Calm down.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I'm sure Mack would have plenty of fans on OTF but I wont listen.  I've heard enough of that selfish, passive aggressive ass to last me two lifetimes.

He's just so transparent. "Thanks for joining us on the show Coach Brown. How's it---"

"College football is a fucking mess Bobby! It's just not fair to the kids, or to the coaches at schools who can't afford to pay NIL. Even the greatest coach of all time at a place like, oh I don't know, North Carolina, doesn't have a prayer of winning...."

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Posted
3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

No breakup is ever clean, but only an idiot holds a grudge for shit that happened over a decade ago, especially towards a guy who brought us a completely revitalized program, massive national respect, and a fucking national championship.

Welcome him back with open arms. Put him in burnt orange, smiling and glad-handing in someone's luxury suite during games. Cheer like mad when he's smiling on the screen. When he's pumping sunshine, celebrate it; reward the behavior from him you want to see. If he starts getting ornery about this-or-that (in public or even in private), pat him on the head and have Sally come collect him until he's had his orange slices and feels better.

I don't think this program is so delicate and insecure that it can't handle Mack's peripheral existence. Calm down.

Sally, did you keep your house here or are you using Saban’s realtors?

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

No breakup is ever clean, but only an idiot holds a grudge

 

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

 Welcome him back with open arms.

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

I don't think this program is so delicate and insecure that it can't handle Mack's peripheral existence. Calm down.

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Posted
8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

YIKES... Guess Mack & Sally wore out their welcome in NC -- they are moving back to Austin😬

Mack Brown on the State of College Football, Navigating a High-Profile Backup QB, Texas Memories.   (Dec 28th)

Turns out we put razor wire on the wrong border

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Posted
1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

No breakup is ever clean, but only an idiot holds a grudge for shit that happened over a decade ago, especially towards a guy who brought us a completely revitalized program, massive national respect, and a fucking national championship.

Welcome him back with open arms. Put him in burnt orange, smiling and glad-handing in someone's luxury suite during games. Cheer like mad when he's smiling on the screen. When he's pumping sunshine, celebrate it; reward the behavior from him you want to see. If he starts getting ornery about this-or-that (in public or even in private), pat him on the head and have Sally come collect him until he's had his orange slices and feels better.

I don't think this program is so delicate and insecure that it can't handle Mack's peripheral existence. Calm down.

 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is the issue. Once a person shows who they are, you can be confident they will behave accordingly.

“Who you are some of the time is who you are all of the time” and we’ve already seen Mack’s behavior some of the time when shit was going south. 

Posted
43 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If you divorced your wife and lost half your shit because she was fucking someone else, would you start dating her again a decade later? 

No, but that's not what this is. This is about smiling for the kids when she's around for major events and holidays. It's a sales point. It's an image builder. It's a show of unity, even if it's partially or even mostly fake. It makes us look smaller to have some pointlessly petty relationship with our most successful HC of the last 50 years.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It makes us look smaller to have some pointlessly petty relationship with our most successful HC of the last 50 years.

It hasn’t meant shit about fuck once Sark built up the roster and started whipping the shit out of other teams. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

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Sounds like you're carrying water for your buddy and business partner Bobby Burton.  "Incredible interview?"  LOL Mack didn't say anything he hasn't said a 1000 times before OR you could predict with 100% accuracy:

  1. Sark is great
  2. His team plays great defense
  3. CDC is great
  4. Texas has great NIL
  5. Texas is such a hard place to coach at that those mean fans got mad at us when we "only" won 10 games! har har har!

That's some hard hitting analysis right there.  To be fair, he did break news about his and Sally's retirement plan to move to Austin.  So there's that. 

If anything he showed his true anti-Texas colors by arguing passionately for "parity" in college football and that the "big brands" (Texas???) boosters don't want that and complain to their politicians to freeze the status quo.   You're damn right we want to freeze things here Mack!  First there's never been parity in college football, ever.  Second, the current playing field allows Texas to legally pay players in a way we didn't when it wasn't legal.  

Mack's an old head who wants to turn back the clock.  Maybe he gets Burton some extra views, which is great.  But the sycophantic fawning interview questions that only focus on the positive and glaze over all the (many, so many) negatives Mack had on Texas resulting in our last decade plus in the wilderness, I can do without those.

You guys are so fucking disconnected from reality it's a joke.

The vast majority of Texas fans love Mack Brown. Not a lot of people disagree about him needing to move on, but a lot of people didn't think the way it went down was the right way, and in hindsight it definitely wasn't. 

Mack Brown didn't fucking cause the last decade in the wilderness claiming he's the direct cause of it is beyond bogus. If anything it proved how dysfunctional and stupid the AD was post Dodds until CDC Eltife got in lockstep and serious about athletics. 

It was an excellent interview from a guy that has been around CFB for a very very long time and has seen the landscape change. He can call whichever AD in the country he wants, not for a job, but just to talk and there are very very few people that can do that. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, immamac said:

You guys are so fucking disconnected from reality it's a joke.

The vast majority of Texas fans love Mack Brown. Not a lot of people disagree about him needing to move on, but a lot of people didn't think the way it went down was the right way, and in hindsight it definitely wasn't. 

Mack Brown didn't fucking cause the last decade in the wilderness claiming he's the direct cause of it is beyond bogus. If anything it proved how dysfunctional and stupid the AD was post Dodds until CDC Eltife got in lockstep and serious about athletics. 

It was an excellent interview from a guy that has been around CFB for a very very long time and has seen the landscape change. He can call whichever AD in the country he wants, not for a job, but just to talk and there are very very few people that can do that. 

Mack Brown(and Dodds) being a bitchass on the way out is separate from Powers/Patterson being total dipshits.  He drove the program to the edge of the ditch and then those 2 pushed it in.

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Posted
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Mack Brown(and Dodds) being a bitchass on the way out is separate from Powers/Patterson being total dipshits.  He drove the program to the edge of the cliff and then those 2 drove it in

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If I am in Austin and find myself near Mack Brown, I will have zero problem telling him he's a POS that stole money from the University of Texas.  And that he should get his butter teeth fixed.  

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On 12/6/2024 at 8:29 AM, TxTower said:

 


This right here. For the younger and uninitiated, Switzer is absolutely the worst piece of human excrement our University has ever had to deal with. Sherrill, Miles, Stoops, etc. pale in comparison. I would piss on his grave given the chance.

 

 

On 12/6/2024 at 8:36 AM, statsman said:

Oh, pissing on Switzer’s grave is definitely on my bucket list. When will the fucker die?

You can rent his Air BnB in Norman and defile the place

Posted
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

If I am in Austin and find myself near Mack Brown, I will have zero problem telling him he's a POS that stole money from the University of Texas.  And that he should get his butter teeth fixed.  

You obviously aren’t a great kid with great parents

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Posted
4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

No breakup is ever clean, but only an idiot holds a grudge for shit that happened over a decade ago, especially towards a guy who brought us a completely revitalized program, massive national respect, and a fucking national championship.

Welcome him back with open arms. Put him in burnt orange, smiling and glad-handing in someone's luxury suite during games. Cheer like mad when he's smiling on the screen. When he's pumping sunshine, celebrate it; reward the behavior from him you want to see. If he starts getting ornery about this-or-that (in public or even in private), pat him on the head and have Sally come collect him until he's had his orange slices and feels better.

I don't think this program is so delicate and insecure that it can't handle Mack's peripheral existence. Calm down.

Shit. bad_teammate has more maturity than me. 

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Having Mack around the program seems like a bad idea. I can just feel it in my bones. It's like FSU bringing back Jimbo. What can go wrong?

Let's not ruin the good vibes we currently have around the program. 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

If I am in Austin and find myself near Mack Brown, I will have zero problem telling him he's a POS that stole money from the University of Texas.  And that he should get his butter teeth fixed.  

And I am sure everyone would be proud of you looking like an asshole 

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20 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Having Mack around the program seems like a bad idea. I can just feel it in my bones. It's like FSU bringing back Jimbo. What can go wrong?

Let's not ruin the good vibes we currently have around the program. 

But if FSU brought Jimbo back, Candy could certainly help with recruiting.  Sally?   Not so much.  

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Knowingly give money to Barry Switzer?  Hard fucking pass. 

Dude, I would wreck shop in Switzer's rental.  Upper deckers in every bathroom.  Fish in the AC ducts.  

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