Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Bevo 13577]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I just woke up and had some sex! Phenomenal sex! What has happened in the last few hours? My mind is mush like always and would appreciate a quick update from y’all. I consider most of you my peeps. 

Good for you. Should I assume he/she/it(inanimate object) reads Surly?

[CooterBrown 18013]

I just woke up and had some sex! Phenomenal sex! What has happened in the last few hours? My mind is mush like always and would appreciate a quick update from y’all. I consider most of you my peeps. 

It’s good you got a last one in before the end.

[Chad Fuck 17682]

 

That body language doesn’t look so confident nor does his speech have the arrogant tone of the very recent past.

[SL Xpress 7515]

2 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Lots more chatter from the Ukrainian side about peace talks 

This just feels like something equivalent to when the Russians announced they were deescalating and moving troops away from the border. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

8 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

Putin sounding more and more like a toddler who didn't get his way and is now willing to go scorched earth without thinking

 

"The emporer has no clothes"

[Shady Ray 1633]

From what I’ve been reading the Central Bank stuff hits him harder. He doesn’t / won’t have access to the $650 billion or so he has there. Is that still accurate?

German talking head this morning said that 30% of those reserves are in gold and that last reports (about 6 months ago) showed exposure to sanctions on Russian Central Bank to be about 40% of total reserves. Commentator said that had likely gotten much smaller over the last 6 months though. Estimate from the expert was current exposure less than 20% of the 650B.


Not sure about all that, as I’m bad at economics and worse at maf, but that’s what the dude said.

[Enchubben 5510]

Enchubben’s Peace talk conditions:

1) Russia immediately forfeit all weapons and vehicles and withdraw all military forces from Ukraine.

2) Russia agree to prosecute and execute Putin for war crimes.

3) Restitution for injured/killed Ukrainians and payment to fix damaged critical infrastructure.

4) Russia to create new state sponsored NFT of dildos falling on Putin’s head.

 

[Constant 6732]

Putin has put himself deeper in a corner than Case with his video camera. 

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[52-80 19159]

If we send Nicole to Putin he might just finally chill out

[Hawndoh 2386]

Man, scrappers and recyclers are going to have a busy Spring.

[52-80 19159]

looks like putin's givin in

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

If we send Nicole to Putin he might just finally chill out

I’d take one for the team but I’d have to kill him. So I’d need some upfront money.

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

Ukranians making blockades in the roadways with sand bags in Kryvyi Rih. Chants are glory to Ukraine and glory to our heroes. 
 

Putin vastly underestimated the will of the Ukrainian population. 

[Bevo 13577]

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Some suburbanites are going to have a helluva insurance claim

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

looks like putin's givin in

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

If we send Nicole to Putin he might just finally chill out

He seems more like a @NowThiskinda man

[Bevo 13577]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

He seems more like a @NowThiskinda man

I can envision Nicole licking her chops at those prospects.

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He seems more like a @NowThiskinda man

He’s about to get pegged by the world. 

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

Again, unverified but lines up with chatter.

 

[Parliament 14260]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Some suburbanites are going to have a helluva insurance claim

[Bevo 13577]

2 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Fucking insurance companies probably have "an acts of war" carve-out anyway.

Edited February 27, 2022 by Bevo

[Nicole44 22060]

I realize taking out the leader of a country is OOB but if he’s got some mental issue (likely cancer or something similar that is impacting his brain) isn’t it incumbent on the world to take his ass out? If he’s not the asshole he was a few years ago and now not even dealing with a full deck, surely we can do that? 

[Longhorn5005 33]

I'm glad the Ukranian President is still talking to world leaders, I do hope he actually is still alive.

[Nicole44 22060]

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He seems more like a @NowThiskinda man

Didn’t NowThis disappear from surly? Along with JuniorMiller who seemed super ass backwards about his girlfriend?

[Armybrat 40849]

16 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, Longhorn5005 said:

I'm glad the Ukranian President is still talking to world leaders, I do hope he actually is still alive.

He is. I have to believe that. I’ve seen no evidence he is not. He’s stance is the main reason why the world is now responding to the invasion in this way. 

[TwiceHorn 31475]

32 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Now this is a crock of shit. There is no way he’s firing off nukes on western countries for sanctions. It’s posturing. I could see him doing it on some level if Western countries crossed the border into Ukraine. 
 

It’s also a sign of things going very wrong for him in this conflict. 

Yeah, that is a complete desperation move, bluff or not.

And, he's being so erratic that there has to be some group over there, generals, someone, that is considering taking him out.  Just has to be.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Didn’t NowThis disappear from surly? Along with JuniorMiller who seemed super ass backwards about his girlfriend?

Yeah, the story goes that he's never visited the site again after that fuck up.

He did that on the Kobe thread, right?

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, that is a complete desperation move, bluff or not.

And, he's being so erratic that there has to be some group over there, generals, someone, that is considering taking him out.  Just has to be.

Why cannot we just take him out then? Or pay someone else to do that? 

[Steel Shank 9425]

 

Looks like Detroit on July 5th.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

46 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

When this is all over I’m moving to Ukraine.

[Dahobbs 17534]

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Looks like Detroit on July 5th.

Or a Tuesday. 

[Goredho 17406]

24 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

The emperor has no clothes, but the asshole still has nukes and the peasants are laughing at him, wondering why they ever feared him.  This is a critical time where any small thing could tip this from being a local conflict to WW3.

I am curious, who here has children of an age to be drafted if this were to turn into WW3?  My oldest is 13, but I have some nieces and nephews who would be of an age to be called.  I can’t imagine them going to war.  They just aren’t equipped to be soldiers on a psychological level.

Here is to that being unnecessary.

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, that is a complete desperation move, bluff or not.

And, he's being so erratic that there has to be some group over there, generals, someone, that is considering taking him out.  Just has to be.

Watch the generals in the video, particularly the one on the right. There’s definitely discontent in their ranks, especially when combined with some of the stunning videos last week of Putin lambasting one of his spy officials. 

[52-80 19159]

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

  My oldest is 13, but I have some nieces and nephews who would be of an age to be called.  I can’t imagine them going to war.  They just aren’t equipped to be soldiers on a psychological level.

Neither are some adults

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I realize taking out the leader of a country is OOB but if he’s got some mental issue (likely cancer or something similar that is impacting his brain) isn’t it incumbent on the world to take his ass out? If he’s not the asshole he was a few years ago and now not even dealing with a full deck, surely we can do that? 

The US doesn’t assassinate legit country leaders anymore. Hard line on that. 
 

if they are stripped of their title and  designated “terrorists” however…

[CooterBrown 18013]

The emperor has no clothes, but the asshole still has nukes and the peasants are laughing at him, wondering why they ever feared him.  This is a critical time where any small thing could tip this from being a local conflict to WW3.
I am curious, who here has children of an age to be drafted if this were to turn into WW3?  My oldest is 13, but I have some nieces and nephews who would be of an age to be called.  I can’t imagine them going to war.  They just aren’t equipped to be soldiers on a psychological level.
Here is to that being unnecessary.

It’ll skip WW3 and go straight to nuclear annihilation. Putin can’t handle Ukraine. He’s not going to attempt to fight 20+ countries. Prison and death are his only two options now.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m struck by how little credence you can place on ANY info right now…”unconfirmed reports out of…”

I’d wager less than 10% of everything being passed around as truth has any merit to it.

Something to note is RU isn't putting out any film for RU success.

[TXSG8R 3362]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Why cannot we just take him out then? Or pay someone else to do that? 

Someone didn’t pay attention in gov 101.  
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_12333

If major powers started assassinating gov’t leadership it’s a game that would get out of hand really quickly. Even for countries without a formal policy about it, they follow a handshake agreement so they can have a functional government that isn’t riding around in armored cars and having people taste their food. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Something to note is RU isn't putting out any film for RU success.

I bet that they are but that the socials are suppressing it.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

The US doesn’t assassinate legit country leaders anymore. Hard line on that. 
 

if they are stripped of their title and  designated “terrorists” however…

It’s also not smart to introduce a power grab in a country with world ending bombs.  I remember the immediate coup attempt at the fall of Soviet Union and people unclear who had power, including generals 

[TXSG8R 3362]

1 hour ago, TXSG8R said:

I think some news agencies are taking the flamethrower name to its hyper conclusion.  It’s a devastating weapon, but so is a regular MLRS, and Russians have been throwing those at the Ukrainians since day one. 

Now that I have some coffee in my veins I’d like to follow up with this and say I’m looking forward to the spicy MLRS memes to come. 

[troph 24805]

5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Neither are some adults

 

The coping strategy that works best is binge scrolling twitter for”YOU-Crane fuck yeah!!!” Videos and news. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Didn’t NowThis disappear from surly? Along with JuniorMiller who seemed super ass backwards about his girlfriend?

Oh, I’m sure he’s around. It’s a shame, I liked NowThis. We all got our kinks, man.

Junior Miller moved to New Zealand and decided to go native and finger eleven the US, IIRC. Seems he should hold on that GF like grim death

[Nicole44 22060]

 

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

36 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

Man, scrappers and recyclers are going to have a busy Spring.

Just put it out on the curb. It will be gone in a couple of hours.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

21 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

When this is all over I’m moving to Ukraine.

I've been thinking my tourist dollars will be spent there soon.