Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Russia is better at stacking logs. 

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hey man, I hate to take away from the events overseas, but it’s “Smoky Bear”. There’s no “the”. Like with Ukraine. 

My nickname amongst friends was The Bear then Smokey The Bear. 

[phdhorn 6224]

assuming and hoping this is a true story, from an AP reporter. Lol, bunch of brave Georgians sticking it to Russia, here's to 2008:

Georgian oil tanker refuses to fuel a Russian ship. The Russians:  "Leave politics aside! We just need fuel!" Georgians: "Russian ship, go fuck yourself. Glory to Ukraine! And you can always use oars, so, row!"

— Fatima Tlis (@Fatima Tlis) 1645989778

[Gatorubet 30228]

My dad's commentary (he commanded Shermans in Nuremberg,during the 60s)
We reversed every other center guide on the track and it was just like we had track shoes in either mud, snow or ice!
We could go anywhere with 62 tons, but I do remember one tank stuck in mud up to the turret. They would make fun of you if you did that!

My dad’s tank, a M4A3 76(W) Sherman. You can see the improvised “duckbills” attached to the tread in France. It made the tread wider, and so less prone to sink in mud. It was a fix, not a cure. The heavier the tank, the more problematic. The Easy 8’s HVSS suspensions were much better, but too few too late.

[RDCanecutter 26421]

 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Speaking of, is TexAgs rooting on Putin?

Ukraine is South of Russia, and East of us. There will be a Conference to talk about this war, so yeah:

Aggy has already claimed an SEC Ukrainian trophy by proxy.

[utee94 15820]

There is the no We The People.  It's just We People.

Same thing goes for Foster People and Portugal Man

[Underdog 28617]

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Speaking of, is TexAgs rooting on Putin?

Rootin’ on Putin a sheep’s ass. 

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Russia is better at stacking logs. 

College Station looks like it belongs in Russia.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

2 hours ago, phdhorn said:

One extra thought, I wonder if Putin tells Zelinskyy at the table to lay down arms or he'll throw down tactical nukes

And Zelensky replies "You and I both know those nukes will explode in your own troops' faces.  So fuck off."

Russia is the aggy of superpowers.

[SizzleChest 8283]

 

[MillerEP 30455]

 

[tx 3 putt 76926]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Lost in all this is the fact Nicole has a boyfriend and is getting laid. Lots of Surly posters probably need welfare checks. 

i asker her out awhile back, still waiting on an answer. @Nicole44

[Deej 76764]

Putin's legacy will be exposing Russia as a fraud. Enjoy it, Vlad..

[Deej 76764]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

i asker her out awhile back, still waiting on an answer. @Nicole44

[Chooky 13307]

25 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Hidebound is a great word.

I had to look that up. 

[MillerEP 30455]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Putin's legacy will be exposing Russia as a fraud. Enjoy it, Vlad..

Yep. In his life-long mission to rebuild a Russian Empire, he may have just led it to its complete collapse.

It's like raaaaaaaiiiiin on your wedding day!

 

 

[Bevo 13576]

19 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

If you want to really see that happen, have the US pledge to go back to full scale exploration, drilling and production with
OPEC agreeing on increase production as well.

Reduce the buying power of the rubble by half and kill the only real Russian export and they will crumble internally and revolt..

Keystone?

[Gatorubet 30228]

There is the no We The People.  It's just We People.
Same thing goes for Foster People and Portugal Man

Ain’t no “The”!

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

[Post Oak 20211]

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I had to look that up. 

Same. Already trying to use it in sentences so I use it right

[pacman 7355]

22 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Because of two decades of shady and crappy foreign/energy policy in Europe. That includes us but mostly western Europe.  So yeah, I think we (the democratic world) could have done something to dissuade Putin. Maybe not in the last two weeks. So if y'all want to keep talking like the football field is 10 yards long and celebrate 1st downs like Baylor and OU then be my guest. Nobody is near the goalline on this one.

We are herding cats because we didn't spay the cats to begin with. Yay us!  And none of this is a conversation without the badassery of the Ukraine people. Their grit and sacrifice has allowed us to get off our assesses and try something. 

We let the bully bluster without ever calling him on it. As true as the adages go, the bully turned out to be all hot air.

Unfortunately, he got so overconfident and took action, showing his ass for all to see.

[Neonmoon 38129]

 

[Gatorubet 30228]

i asker her out awhile back, still waiting on an answer. [mention=1234]Nicole44[/mention]

No response to the dick pic? Figure it out.

[Deej 76764]

Ukrainian forces destroy convoy of 56 Chechen tanks, kill general near Kyiv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/ukrainian-forces-destroy-convoy-of-56-chechen-tanks-kill-general-near-kyiv-report/

 

[freyguy 4269]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ukrainian forces destroy convoy of 56 Chechen tanks, kill general near Kyiv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/ukrainian-forces-destroy-convoy-of-56-chechen-tanks-kill-general-near-kyiv-report/

 

[MillerEP 30455]

President of Ukraine, the voice of Ukraine's Paddington bear, doing a Beyonce style dance in leather pants and high heels.

Edited February 27, 2022 by MillerEP

[phdhorn 6224]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ukrainian forces destroy convoy of 56 Chechen tanks, kill general near Kyiv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/ukrainian-forces-destroy-convoy-of-56-chechen-tanks-kill-general-near-kyiv-report/

 

Edited February 27, 2022 by phdhorn

[deadshank 24652]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ukrainian forces destroy convoy of 56 Chechen tanks, kill general near Kyiv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/ukrainian-forces-destroy-convoy-of-56-chechen-tanks-kill-general-near-kyiv-report/

 

A heart warming story.  

[Gatorubet 30228]

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

29 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

6,000? I wonder where the tipping point is.

6,000 sounds like fuck all if there are protests in 51 cities.

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Thoughts and Prayers to any Moscow-area CVS stores.  

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

 

Huge explosion 

https://twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1498040831550406663?t=bivPaaKn_WxZoenkyWqv6Q&s=19

Seems like every Ukrainian dude has a voice deeper than even Suzy Kolber's.

Some slightly unscientific observations from Twitter and Google Maps Traffic:  I found it interesting that through yesterday there had been many reports of Russian forces setting up checkpoints in various areas of Ukraine but still letting civilians through.  I would guess that would in part be because Putin would like to burden European resources with a large migrant problem, improve the Russian/Ukrainian population balance for his post-war governance, and optics (in the early stages when he thought a quick decapitation and then win was possible.  "We kept your power on and didn't target you, just the leaders.")  Curious if that checkpoint strategy has changed.

Watching GMaps Traffic during all this, the flows near the hotspots peter out overnight, but have often resumed in the morning.  You could clearly see the many miles backup for all the Polish crossings, but even today such lines were much, much shorter for the border crossings of Slavakia, Hungary, and western Romania.  However those are longer drives with many routes over mountains and several slow segments (Ukrainian internal checkpoints) that could be a riskier trip if you weren't carrying fuel cannisters.  One of the TV crews took 14 hours yesterday to move from the back of the line for a Polish crossing southward down to Chop, where they said there were minimal backups.  However today there was a lot more red and orange along the interior roads to these southwestern borders.  At times today the backups at the Polish crossings stretched all the way to Lviv, with reports that some have been in those lines for 4 days now.  But at least that's close enough to walk the rest of the way if you run out of gas.

Very curious about how the last 3 days one significant route near the Polish border hasn't shown any use, the T1404 road from Ostriv to Rava-Rus'ka.  I'm guessing Ukraine has shut access to it.  Maybe because it runs many miles right next to the border that appears to be easy to cross on foot in winter:  no river, relatively flat, and best I can tell no fence yet, just a border path.  (Poland is a month into a 5-month fence project for the Belarus boundary after Putin tried to provoke a migrant crisis there recently, but last I read was only considering a Ukraine fence.)  Closed to prevent males 18-60 from escaping?  Or possible for military resupply entry, to avoid potentially endangering masses of evacuees if using the existing border crossing routes should Russia attempt strikes?

The primary evac route out of Kiev was due west on the E40, but last night a short segment was shown as closed.  Tonight that has expanded for 40 miles further west.  Such displayed closures have often coincided with nearby fighting, though it doesn't seem to be indicative of Russian control.  Today there was only 2 routes out of Kiev showing use, to the southwest and to the south (though only to about 25 miles south of Kiev.)

 

Edited February 27, 2022 by clapclapclap

[MillerEP 30455]

 

 

 

[MissingInAction 25051]

If poot tries to launch a nuclear missile I wouldn't be surprised if it blew up on the launch pad.

Edited February 27, 2022 by MissingInAction

[troph 24787]

Been out at the game what’s the latest on nukes and talks? Any other updates ?

[MillerEP 30455]

 

[Constant 6731]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

6,000 sounds like fuck all if there are protests in 51 cities.

Not too bad when your life is on the line. 
 

edit: nevermind. I misread that entire exchange. 

Edited February 27, 2022 by Constant

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[RDCanecutter 26421]

21 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Yep. In his life-long mission to rebuild a Russian Empire, he may have just led it to its complete collapse.

It's like raaaaaaaiiiiin on your wedding day!

 

 

Well, I keep hearing that Russian history started with Kiev. Maybe it restarts there too.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i asker her out awhile back, still waiting on an answer. @Nicole44

I’m no expert about love or the internet, but I would bet good money @Nicole44 you’d have a damn good time and that you’d need a day or two to recover…

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[TexPx 2323]

Does Putin realize he’s dealing with a Professional Comedian?

[Kennythetiger 9380]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Been out at the game what’s the latest on nukes and talks? Any other updates ?

Ukes are still doing ok. 
Nicole has a boyfriend. Some are taking it poorly. 

[pacman 7355]

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

This could be quite comical if Russia tries another maneuver without air support...

Edited February 27, 2022 by pacman

[StruggleBus 3922]

8 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

 

 

Spineless, corrupt pussies

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 

Amazon prime still a go?

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Ukes are still doing ok. 
Nicole has a boyfriend. Some are taking it poorly. 

And we need a live rooster.  

And nobody seems to know what to send to Putin's upcoming funeral.  Would candlesticks make a nice gift?  

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[SL Xpress 7513]

16 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Someone seriously needs to go Kingslayer on his ass.