Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Fico 1778]

10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

India buys virtually all their arms from Russia and depends upon them for logistics, parts, and training.  They are not cutting ties anytime soon.  

If I was an Indian soldier, I would be begging the government to reconsider that arrangement. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

More like Dr. Strangeclimax, amirite?

 

Anyway, the following explanation may or may not be true.  Also other reports that it was from yesterday:

 

I doubt Navy is around Kharkiv.

Mariupol?

[FartingMonk 3606]

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This.  Their refineries are horribad.

Only place I've ever been to that was worse was Venezuela.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

6 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I read it as the Russian Navy fired off the cruise mission and hit a Ukrainian Air base. 

I should've slowed down and read better.

[hersh95 92]

Got to hand it to Nicole. She has survived two preemptive tactical nuke strikes. Her response was kept conventional and defensive only and she continues to fight. How does she survive this? If she were to fall does she resort to carpet bombing the thread with nudes as a last resort?


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[SL Xpress 7513]

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I should've slowed down and read better.

No, I read it the same way and had the same reaction as you. Had to read it again. 

[Fico 1778]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

I've seen several videos like this today. Maybe the convenience store food is just better than their MREs? /Sarcasm

[Etexhorn13 3051]

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The first effort is the only one that counts. Yours unfortunately is redundant. I award you no points. 
 

Pretty cool and SIAP:

 

 

She says, while posting something that was posted twice already 

[Nicole44 22060]

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Hover over their name> ignore

Probably about me. Lol. I don’t ignore posters because pretty much most of y’all have great content in other areas of surly. 

[BamaATL 16593]

2 minutes ago, Fico said:

I've seen several videos like this today. Maybe the convenience store food is just better than their MREs? /Sarcasm

First successful objective by the Russian Army in all this, a raid of a 7 fucking 11

[gmr548 16580]

 

[RDCanecutter 26442]

43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Check out German fish acting like it's all out in front.

[Zonahorn 8079]

EDIT: gmr beat me to it. I hope the Ukrainians boil Putin alive.

Edited March 1, 2022 by Zonahorn

[NoName 16351]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Probably about me. Lol.

Probably?

 

[StruggleBus 3922]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Check out German fish acting like it's all out in front.

Meanwhile, the German fish is cutting deals with the Russian shark. It's actually buying other dead fish on the black market from the shark and taking those fish home to feed it's families. All while telling us about how great of a fish it is. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Probably about me. Lol. I don’t ignore posters because pretty much most of y’all have great content in other areas of surly. 

[Deej 76790]

We should all just be glad we don't live in a world where the president of Ukraine looks like Sam Ehlinger. 

[Nicole44 22060]

What exactly should Ukrainians do with the TOS-1A Thermobaric rocket launcher they captured? Imagine that’s scary enough for that convoy but I can’t see them using it unless they have no choice. But it’s a hell of a score. 

[Nicole44 22060]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Check out German fish acting like it's all out in front.

So true. And late to the party…

[Trey3216 15346]

15 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This.  Their refineries are horribad.

They’re about 2 steps worse than us due to our lack of refinery updates and investment over the last 40 years.   So yes, horrible is an accurate assessment 

[BabaYaga 15297]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What exactly should Ukrainians do with the TOS-1A Thermobaric rocket launcher they captured? Imagine that’s scary enough for that convoy but I can’t see them using it unless they have no choice. But it’s a hell of a score. 

Problem is targeting?  Does it work?  Do they know how to use it?  Weapons armed?  Do you have a static target to hit with it?  Is it still mobile?  

Lots of questions, so who knows?  

[FartingMonk 3606]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

And in no way shape or form do I advocate for bombing hospitals but that's part of the PR machine.  AA probably located right outside a hospital that was evacuated and used by fighters.  A hospital is a good place to fight from.  Supplies and generators but if you don't want a hospital to be hit.  Don't fight from a hospital

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What exactly should Ukrainians do with the TOS-1A Thermobaric rocket launcher they captured? Imagine that’s scary enough for that convoy but I can’t see them using it unless they have no choice. But it’s a hell of a score. 

Might be a trap by Putin to have them use an outlawed weapon

Edited March 1, 2022 by Kel Varnsen
grammar police avoidance

[Nicole44 22060]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

Probably?

 

Same poster when they realize my stuff still being quoted and I’m being brought up every third post:

 

[irishtexan 11519]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Message received. I understand what you are saying and my passion for stuff like this tends to be too much and annoying. Having said that, you aren’t the boss of me. And my posts outside of personal/love for Zelenskyy stuff have been useful for the most part. I disagree with you on that. I feel like my contributions to this site and thread don’t always suck and actually are appreciated. But carry on…I don’t go personal or demean other posters. Never have and never will. 

You seem nice. But you post way too much. 

58 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

Got to hand it to Nicole. She has survived two preemptive tactical nuke strikes. Her response was kept conventional and defensive only and she continues to fight. How does she survive this? If she were to fall does she resort to carpet bombing the thread with nudes as a last resort?


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37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Thread becomes easier to read when you skip over Nicole and Troph wetting themselves every couple of hours

 

24 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Is there a way to block a specific user’s posts in this thread?

I added her to ignore way back on the Urban Meyer thread. She's completely incapable of consolidating her thoughts into a single post. She posts every two minutes and mucks up an-already fast-moving thread like the winter thaw does to Russian convoys. Do yourself a favor and do the same. 

Edited March 1, 2022 by irishtexan

[956 Worldwide 34715]

God speed Ekho Moskvy. For anyone who follows Russia, this is just sort of the end of an era and a sign of dark times.  Ekho Moskvy was the last free outlet.  The one people would point to and say “but they still have Ekho Moskvy!” 

I’m super depressed.
 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Odds that Nicole has had her bf Zelensky role play?

[Sbbruin 21853]

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Problem is targeting?  Does it work?  Do they know how to use it?  Weapons armed?  Do you have a static target to hit with it?  Is it still mobile?  

Lots of questions, so who knows?  

Just watch a YouTube how-to video

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

So, are Gypsies dragging their balls over Putin's face bad in the propaganda arena?

 

 

Edited March 1, 2022 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[hersh95 92]

Odds that Nicole has had her bf Zelensky role play?

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[RDCanecutter 26442]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Problem is targeting?  Does it work?  Do they know how to use it?  Weapons armed?  Do you have a static target to hit with it?  Is it still mobile?  

Lots of questions, so who knows?  

From what videos in Ukraine have taught me, wherever there are Russian troops, there are also Ukrainians within 50 feet who just don't give a rip.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

47 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

Got to hand it to Nicole. She has survived two preemptive tactical nuke strikes. Her response was kept conventional and defensive only and she continues to fight. How does she survive this? If she were to fall does she resort to carpet bombing the thread with nudes as a last resort?


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Ok @Nicole44, going to just shoot a pro tip your way.

1. Go to a porn site with photos dirty guys post of their wives. 

2. Find a pic with no face and close up of a set of boobs that are reasonably similar to yours.

3. Screen shot said boobs.

4. Take 1 or 2 respectable but risqué photos of yourself as a lead up.

5. Post the set after much public lamentation and diatribe.

 

After that, there with be a little rabble, probably some hypocritical slander, male chauvinism and to a smaller degree obsessive thirst.

Then, we can all get on with our lives.

 

 

 

[Blotto 23508]

30 minutes ago, NoName said:

FYI, pretty sure this is fake as fuck.

new account as of today (3/1/22.) follows 2 and 0 followers, 1 tweet ever. bio says he is a travel guide, not a taxi driver. unique username not used anywhere else indexed by google or yandex. picture used a bunch of dating websites per yandex.

 

Good god.....i believe you're onto something here. How do we get this information into Zelensky's hands before its too late. I feel so helpless. 

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

A lot of focus on Kyiv, but Kharkiv is facing a disaster. Explains why they’ve taken what feels like the brunt of the shelling so far. 
 

Edit: geolocated places where they’ve bombed. Source may be wrong, etc 

 

Edited March 1, 2022 by GabrielsHorn

[Pods 7552]

13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

Fuck looters, but I hope they kept the cart. They are each going to need a couple of them to carry money to buy a loaf of bread, on the unlikely event they ever get home.

At one point, 4 of the 7 clumped all together with no one looking out for ambush.

Keep this up with this same lack of situational awareness and they are likely to fertilize sunflowers soon. 

[Nivek 16929]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I took it to mean that you would train the chimp and the dogs to fight as a unit under your command, and that you would lead them in a raid of destruction with burning Russian tanks lighting the way for the column of prisoners trailing behind you.

my posting is generally like a rorschach image, only more vague.  

[BabaYaga 15297]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

From what videos in Ukraine have taught me, wherever there are Russian troops, there are also Ukrainians within 50 feet who just don't give a rip.

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Fuck looters, but I hope they kept the cart. They are each going to need a couple of them to carry money to buy a loaf of bread, on the unlikely event they ever get home.

At one point, 4 of the 7 clumped all together with no one looking out for ambush.

Keep this up with this same lack of situational awareness and they are likely to fertilize sunflowers soon. 

They probably left the cart free range in the parking lot like all assholes do where it’s free to damage other tanks and abandoned equipment…just like Walmart.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

19 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

First successful objective by the Russian Army in all this, a raid of a 7 fucking 11

Explains why the convoy is all backed up. They're all buying scratch-offs and scratching them at the counter. 

[BabaYaga 15297]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

They probably left the cart free range in the parking lot like all assholes do where it’s free to damage other tanks and abandoned equipment…just like Walmart.

Bunch of cart using poons

[Gatorubet 30238]

Off the top of my head, China can agree to integrate Russia's System for Transfer of Financial Messages with its own Cross-Border Interbank Payment System to facilitate easier payments to Russia, which will help to minimize the impact to some degree to the SWIFT sanctions. It can also exert massive amounts of pressure on countries across the Global South and Asia who depend on trade relations with China to use the system, as well. It would be de-dollarization on speed, of course, which China would need to manage in accordance with its own strategic goals.
 
It can aggressively utilize its unparalleled access to raw materials and manufacturing to eliminate some of the fallout of Russia being cut off from much of the world's technology markets. It can directly help Russia prop up the Ruble, as it has done in the past, as recently as 2014. It can lend in massive amounts. It can exert a ton of pressure on a variety of state actors to stay out of the sanctions game, which it has an enormous capacity to do. I can go on and on.
 
It doesn't mean they WILL do these things...but they can. And it again goes to the fine line that I originally discussed of allowing Russia to weaken as much as possible without killing the Golden Goose that can provide incredible amounts of raw materials and energy at an easy, discounted price.

China will rape Russia; gonna throw Putin a $20 lifeline and charge him $18 a month to rent the rope.

[Pods 7552]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Good, but they should have made the crab Switzerland. 

[Trey3216 15346]

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Odds that Nicole has had her bf Zelensky role play?

[Shady Ray 1633]

18 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

 

Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Good Idea: This gets the EU involved and expands the war, except no one knows how far.

Bad Idea: This gets the EU involved and expands the war, except no one knows how far.

Yeah, this is a very, very symbolic gesture that has actually already kinda quietly ruffled some feathers behind the scenes.


The process for EU accession is extremely cumbersome and there have already been statements here in Germany by government reps that while there is solidarity with Ukraine, EU accession will follow standard EU membership process - which means it would likely be years away. Turkey, which has been waiting for fucking evvvvver on their membership to move forward already said today, “So, when someone goes to war with us, do we finally get in?” Allowing Ukraine to essentially get automatic admission - and therefore access to all the goodies that Brussels offers - would not be a popular move once things settle down.
 

At the moment, Albania, North Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Turkey are all in various stages of negotiating the various 35 “chapters” required for EU membership, which are basicaly grouped into chunks. Some candiates are doing a better job than others…and some are more motivated than others to move forward. Some of the Chapters are fairly mundane, but others are very difficult to clear. Monetary policy, corruption controls, judicial/legal systems, procurement, company law, IP protection system, etc. 
 

Ukraine has some pretty deep issues that have nothing to do with this conflict that they will need to clear up before they are even to the Chapter Negotiating phase, so this is a lot of EU grandstanding that would meet real opposition behind closed doors with a lot of member states. Here is the average  Average is almost 5 years, but that average is somewhat misleading due to short timelines of some really easy candidates like Austria, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, UK, etc.

 

[Sbbruin 21853]

4 minutes ago, Pods said:

Fuck looters, but I hope they kept the cart. They are each going to need a couple of them to carry money to buy a loaf of bread, on the unlikely event they ever get home.

At one point, 4 of the 7 clumped all together with no one looking out for ambush.

Keep this up with this same lack of situational awareness and they are likely to fertilize sunflowers soon. 

Or booby trap some Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's.  

[Nivek 16929]

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Odds that Nicole has had her bf Zelensky role play?

Get in my bunker! /Nicole

[InkaUtexas 25938]

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

Good, but they should have made the crab Switzerland. 

And pinching Putin's balls. 

[The Dog 44051]

6 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

A lot of focus on Kyiv, but Kharkiv is facing a disaster. Explains why they’ve taken what feels like the brunt of the shelling so far. 
 

Edit: geolocated places where they’ve bombed. Source may be wrong, etc 

 

Just for reference - Kharkiv is only 15 or so miles from the Russian border. It's not like it's deep in Ukraine or anything. But it's a big city.

[immamac 42850]

I didn't know this was the bitch about posters you should put on ignore thread. Come on people there are threads specifically for that.