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[Buzzrock 14920]

7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

The title of this thread seems super appropriate to such demands...

 

Vs having their population slaughtered and cities leveled? It should at least be considered. Russia controls Crimea already and Ukraine doesn’t have any Nazis. 

[Hermanator 7050]

1 minute ago, davidg said:

Anyone need their own tank?  Shipping might be a bitch.

 

Quick, somebody notify Tony Busby

[Skipper 6135]

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Vs having their population slaughtered and cities leveled? It should at least be considered. Russia controls Crimea already and Ukraine doesn’t have any Nazis. 

I'm pretty sure they consider every legitimately elected government official, including the Jewish president, "Nazis" for purposes of these negotiations.

[atomheartbevo 89670]

 

 

[Nicole44 22060]

7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

The title of this thread seems super appropriate to such demands...

 

That’s comical and infuriating at the same time. Being part Jewish I hate this bullshit. I also just think it’s comical that other groups seem to FEEL like they don’t have quite the attention they “deserve” at a time that people are fighting for their damn lives. It’s ridiculous! And without going CR those groups can kindly fuck off!!!!

[Orange&White 5528]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Quick, somebody notify Tony Busby

With how much he is spending on  HS football recruits, he might not be able to afford the tanks anymore.

Edited March 2, 2022 by Orange&White

[RPM 26321]

3 minutes ago, davidg said:

Anyone need their own tank?  Shipping might be a bitch.

 

[956 Worldwide 34715]

6 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

If these were the real numbers they’d be shocking. 2k casualties in five days and no key goal accomplished. 
 

And of course, the numbers are higher. What this tells you is they needed a number high enough to be plausible to people who know a family with a dead or wounded soldier. 

[BabaYaga 15298]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Heard initially many thought it was a training mission.  Many others thought they really were ousting NAZI's, and would be welcomed as liberators and heroes with little to no actual fighting.  They had no idea of the shit storm they were walking into or the lies fed to them.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

11 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

idrpmd

·5 hr. ago

How will he get rid of the grenades when the negotiation is over though?

 

EuronXena

·5 hr. ago

He could swallow it.

Source: cartoons

[BrickHorn 18234]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

The Russian soldiers are just kids. They’ve been thrust into a fucking meat grinder by an evil madman. I continue to hope for mass surrender in lieu of mass slaughter. Because I can only imagine how terrified and morally conflicted my own son would be in that situation, and how angry and despondent we would be to see our child sent to war for the sole benefit of some narcissist asshole.

Fuck you, Putin, you miserable pussy. 

[BabaYaga 15298]

10 minutes ago, davidg said:

Anyone need their own tank?  Shipping might be a bitch.

 

"slightly used"

[Zonahorn 8079]

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

I’ve already said this a couple of times: when the Ukrainian farmers don’t plant this spring, shits going to get very real next fall.

There are going to be appalling famines across Africa and the Middle East later this year

[Foosters 17856]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

The Russian soldiers are just kids. They’ve been thrust into a fucking meat grinder by an evil madman. I continue to hope for mass surrender in lieu of mass slaughter. Because I can only imagine how terrified and morally conflicted my own son would be in that situation, and how angry and despondent we would be to see our child sent to war for the sole benefit of some narcissist asshole.

Fuck you, Putin, you miserable pussy. 

Yeah, I'd rather the dead kids be the ones holding guns on foreign soil than those holding toys at home, but I'm not celebrating it either.

[Brisketexan 105140]

The amateur traveler believes that Americans are the ugliest abroad, the semi-pro thinks it’s Russians or Chinese, and the pro knows it’s the English at any destination the working class can afford a ticket to. 

Troof. When my parents were expats, they learned to loathe English tourists rather quickly. Of course, that was back when Chinese and Russians weren’t everywhere.

I don’t know…I used to joke with my Euro friends that if someone is going to stop in a busy doorway and open a map (back when we had maps), you could count on them being German. 

Don’t sleep on the French. Have been surprised how often they are the ones blocking doors and shit.

this chick is hot af

Never said the rooskies aren’t hot. A lot of em are. But they’ll stab you.

[Trey3216 15346]

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas law enforcement types are super duper smart so anything they say should be taken as gospel truth.

Oh fuck off.  

[BabaYaga 15298]

15 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

Calmly surround him.  Block his path but make no furtive movements.  Secure both hands quickly, giant rolls of duct tape.  Wrap the hands, then send him back taped to the side of a truck ala. Stevo in Jackass with both still in each hand

#profit

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

"slightly used"

"Never been fired, only dropped one"

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Oh fuck off.  

And then some! This invasion has nothing to do right now with gaining resources…Putin just wants to establish dominance and the world is allowing a madman to do so.

[BabaYaga 15298]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don’t sleep on the French. Have been surprised how often they are the ones blocking doors and shit.

Obviously never been to a Costco in Frisco, where our lovely, international brethren will run into another at a crowded shelf intersection, block all four paths, and start having a conversation while people back up on all 4 sides.

Also known as "justifiable homicide" 

[wildcat09 29354]

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas law enforcement types are super duper smart so anything they say should be taken as gospel truth.

Cops probably had enormous fucking hardons about the prospect of everything falling apart. When the reality ended up being that everyone banded together and helped each other out, because we're social animals and very few people actually want to run off into the woods to play Rambo.

[Laxtonto 12080]

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

There are going to be appalling famines across Africa and the Middle East later this year

And for anyone wondering why Pakistan pledged to buy oil/gas and also grain, this is why. The top importers of Ukrainian wheat are Turkey, Egypt, Pakistan, Indonesia and Bangladesh. 
 

Pakistan already is heavily on the Russian side on most things and went ahead and locked in wheat now knowing what is probably coming. 
 

Do I think on principle that other countries should leave Russia on an economic island, sure. But can I blame Pakistan for making sure they have food to eat this winter, not really.

[BabaYaga 15298]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

And for anyone wondering why Pakistan pledged to buy oil/gas and also grain, this is why. The top importers of Ukrainian wheat are Turkey, Egypt, Pakistan, Indonesia and Bangladesh. 
 

Pakistan already is heavily on the Russian side on most things and went ahead and locked in wheat now knowing what is probably coming. 
 

Do I think on principle that other countries should leave Russia on an economic island, sure. But can I blame Pakistan for making sure they have food to eat this winter, not really.

The crisis in Afghanistan is going to be catastrophic

[Zonahorn 8079]

19 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

The Russians have taken more material and manpower losses in a week than we did for the entire Iraq war. Holy shit

[gsoda3 3262]

40 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The amateur traveler believes that Americans are the ugliest abroad, the semi-pro thinks it’s Russians or Chinese, and the pro knows it’s the English at any destination the working class can afford a ticket to. 

there are no worse tourists than a working class english family in paris.

[Nicole44 22060]

Holy shit! Daily protests against Putin from his own cabinet being urged. Kill his ass! 

[BabaYaga 15298]

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

The Russians have taken more material and manpower losses in a week than we did for the entire Iraq war. Holy shit

If you believe the total casualty reports from the start of the campaign, they have lost more in days that we did in twenty years.  It's a hot mess.

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, gsoda3 said:

there are no worse tourists than a working class english family in paris.

I disagree Parisians are faux elitist snobs.

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I love how honest he is too. He mentions about 40 times an episode that he isn't a historian but rather just putting this all together in a way that is fun and easily digestible. I wish more historians would learn from him.

Bill Brands was my high school history teacher while he was working on his PhD. He writes exactly the way he delivered his lectures for HS students.

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"Never been fired, only dropped onCe"

FIFY  Cowboy

[BabaYaga 15298]

Something about a static siege, leaving your flanks and rear exposed for counterattacks?

 

[Zonahorn 8079]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

And for anyone wondering why Pakistan pledged to buy oil/gas and also grain, this is why. The top importers of Ukrainian wheat are Turkey, Egypt, Pakistan, Indonesia and Bangladesh. 
 

Pakistan already is heavily on the Russian side on most things and went ahead and locked in wheat now knowing what is probably coming. 
 

Do I think on principle that other countries should leave Russia on an economic island, sure. But can I blame Pakistan for making sure they have food to eat this winter, not really.

The kind of desperate measures governments like Pakistan are going to resort to when people start starving En masse are going to be horrifying. The world is going to be a dark, scary place

[Zonahorn 8079]

Of course

[Deej 76792]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The kind of desperate measures governments like Pakistan are going to resort to when people start starving En masse are going to be horrifying. The world is going to be a dark, scary place

Gonna be?

[Brisketexan 105140]

The crisis in Afghanistan is going to be catastrophic

It is. A rep of the admin was on NPR this morning talking about how the focus is on food aid, and that western countries are urging parties not to supply arms or foment armed resistance against the Taliban for now, to allow for needed aid to be distributed.

This decade is shaping up to be delightful. Only 8 more years to go….

[956 Worldwide 34715]

10 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

And for anyone wondering why Pakistan pledged to buy oil/gas and also grain, this is why. The top importers of Ukrainian wheat are Turkey, Egypt, Pakistan, Indonesia and Bangladesh. 
 

Pakistan already is heavily on the Russian side on most things and went ahead and locked in wheat now knowing what is probably coming. 
 

Do I think on principle that other countries should leave Russia on an economic island, sure. But can I blame Pakistan for making sure they have food to eat this winter, not really.

Counterpoint: Pakistan is completely terrible. 

[Nicole44 22060]

Biden has offered again to get Zelenskyy out. I know millions of us are fan girls (outside of the Harry Styles band boy bullshit that someone has rocking) but will he take it? BBC said they have a path out for him (we will get him out.) fuck. This all coming from AP News. If he stays he will be killed.

[dcbc 14484]

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The kind of desperate measures governments like Pakistan are going to resort to when people start starving En masse are going to be horrifying. The world is going to be a dark, scary place

 

[Nicole44 22060]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Of course

The world is watching and may the be condemned! 

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Of course

Russia, Belarus, Syria, North Korea, and Eritrea, 

The usual cunts

Edited March 2, 2022 by Neonmoon

[956 Worldwide 34715]

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The kind of desperate measures governments like Pakistan are going to resort to when people start starving En masse are going to be horrifying. The world is going to be a dark, scary place

I have long believed that Pakistan now is how the world ends. Angry, hot, and not enough water. 

[The Dog 44051]

6 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Something about a static siege, leaving your flanks and rear exposed for counterattacks?

 

Map of deployments (doesn't show Ukrainian troop movements):

https://militaryland.net/ukraine/deployment-map/

[SimonBolivar 10958]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Of course

That's it, I'm canceling my vacation to Eritrea.

[SamsCorner 395]

46 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The amateur traveler believes that Americans are the ugliest abroad, the semi-pro thinks it’s Russians or Chinese, and the pro knows it’s the English at any destination the working class can afford a ticket to. 

Visited Prague in 2018 and the English were the worst.  Proper wankers. 

[Chewbacca 7779]

Dan Carlin's podcast series "Supernova in the East" starts out with that wild story.  His initial premise was what makes a soldier behave like this?  How is such an ideology engendered over decades?  Where did it come from?

Just listened to that whole thing. Was amazing.

[CooterBrown 18012]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This decade is shaping up to be delightful. Only 8 more years to go….

On the bright side, there's probably less than a year left in the decade.

 

[Laxtonto 12080]

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The kind of desperate measures governments like Pakistan are going to resort to when people start starving En masse are going to be horrifying. The world is going to be a dark, scary place

War is scary for mankind not just due to the loss of life it entails, but the disease and famine that inadvertently accompanies tends to lead to the violence and war spreading to currently neutral parties.

[Zonahorn 8079]

For those wondering how TB-2 drones manage to get over Russian forces.

[Chooky 13307]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Russia, Belarus, Syria, North Korea, and Eritrea, 

The usual cunts

I wonder if all of them ever look around at each and say "boy, we sure are an insane pack of worthless cunts, aren't we?"

[BabaYaga 15298]

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

For those wondering how TB-2 drones manage to get over Russian forces.

Saw an account that indicated that apparently a Uke M-29 took down a SU-35?  If so, this is amazing, as the much newer thrut-vectoring 35 outperforms the older 29 in virtually every performance category.  Not sure if verified.