Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[InkaUtexas 25,907]

The real Saint Javelin. Would. 

https://twitter.com/EyesOnIdlib/status/1499837735464484864/photo/2

[MillerEP 30,454]

3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I saw yesterday the report that per negotiations Russians were going to give civilians free passage out of population centers.  Has any progress been made on that front?  Don't think I've seen anything other than that statement.  It actually made sense to be for both sides.  Obviously Ukraine gets civilians evacuated.  Russia gets time to try to help un-fuck their logistics + presumably would take a more aggressive approach to shelling city centers. 

From what I read they only "agreed for the need of humanitarian corridors and aid" not that any actual details were hammered out. 

Edited March 4, 2022 by MillerEP

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

49 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

All kidding aside, good friend from HS joined the 24th mech after college and was an Abrams driver.  On dry ground, they perform fairly well.  When it's icy/muddy/slippery, they slide all over the GD place.  They are so heavy when they get going in one direction, making a sudden turn on muddy terrain.....sit back and enjoy the show, as you're going for a ride.  Said they'd slam into and take out small trees all the time.  Almost like driving a boat.  

When my son finished AIT at Fort Lee, he said "dad, you know how you get annoyed by 19-year-old drivers? Now imagine them in a tank."

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

20 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

🧐

 

15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Taxpayer bailout in Aisle 5.

 

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Whoever is in charge of that fund is fucked.

 

Something fishy going on in Kentucky.

[BabaYaga 15,290]

Dear 18yr old kids in America.  This is called perspective

 

[South Austin 52,463]

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dear 18yr old kids in America.  This is called perspective

 

Where are their X-Boxes?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I can save you some time. It's always toenail cancer.

[MillerEP 30,454]

[RDCanecutter 26,411]

Just now, South Austin said:

Where are their X-Boxes?

The world is their X-Box.

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

Something fishy going on in Kentucky.

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dear 18yr old kids in America.  This is called perspective

 

 Hope none of them have bone spurs.  

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The real Saint Javelin. Would. 

https://twitter.com/EyesOnIdlib/status/1499837735464484864/photo/2

 

wood is an understatement 

[MillerEP 30,454]

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

[Auto Driller 2,504]

I’m sure everyone in Russia is thrilled with their newfound poverty and information blackout. Anything for dear leader.

[MillerEP 30,454]

 

Edited March 4, 2022 by MillerEP

[InkaUtexas 25,907]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Where are their X-Boxes?

Dude with the backpack is carrying it. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

20 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Great, now I have gout.

I had renal failure last week and it turned out to be bad reflux.

[Bateshorn 9,927]

51 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Well, this is fucking terrifying.  "NUKEMAP"

Shows the blast radius' of various yield nukes.  F me....

Nukemap

EX. ONE single 100mt bomb

 

The joke in DC is when the sirens go off, I’m running straight towards the White House.  I have no interest in the post nuke world. My soft bougie ass wouldn’t make it 5 minutes. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

I’m sure everyone in Russia is thrilled with their newfound poverty and information blackout. Anything for dear leader.

So what’s left? Altavista and ask Jeeves?

[MillerEP 30,454]

Breaking the other thread out into it's own thread, because it was interesting to see the everyday Russian perspective. The propaganda runs deep:

 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

I hadn't seen this posted yet. That's wild if true

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/kremlin-staff-didnt-expect-ukraine-invasion-sanctions-shock-report-2022-3

 

Kremlin officials told the Russian outlet Agency they didn't know Putin was going to invade Ukraine.

Sources said the Kremlin prepared for smaller sanctions over its recognition of Luhansk and Donetsk.

"Everything is fucked," a source close to Putin's administration told Agency.

[Sawbonz 27,547]

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

It's like he's trying to his best to have suicide by Bolshevik.

If he really goes through with martial law, it is likely he will never be seen out in public again. Hell he may not even leave his bunker 

[FartingMonk 3,606]

One thing I have learned is no one knows how a nuclear reactor works and how a nuclear weapon works.  We hear the word nuclear and we all lose our fucking minds

[Zhorn96 1,773]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I had a great grandfather who lived in the Ukraine near Odessa.

The reason I moved to Texas to go to school was to escape a crazy girl from Odessa

[956 Worldwide 34,705]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Breaking the other thread out into it's own thread, because it was interesting to see the everyday Russian perspective. The propaganda runs deep:

 

Hey  Russian, now that your leader has invaded a neighbor, made insane speeches on TV, and announced that saying anything out of line about his war will get you put in prison— please tell me, a reporter, what you think on camera. 

[dcbc 14,471]

25 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Whoever is in charge of that fund is fucked.

[Goredho 17,399]

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Breaking the other thread out into it's own thread, because it was interesting to see the everyday Russian perspective. The propaganda runs deep:

 

Depressingly, we are not far from this reaction to facts in our own country.

[BabaYaga 15,290]

1 minute ago, FartingMonk said:

One thing I have learned is no one knows how a nuclear reactor works and how a nuclear weapon works.  We hear the word nuclear and we all lose our fucking minds

Ahhhh, nuka-lur!

[dcar00 14,181]

1 minute ago, FartingMonk said:

One thing I have learned is no one knows how a nuclear reactor works and how a nuclear weapon works.  We hear the word nuclear and we all lose our fucking minds

agreed, everyone should know by now that "Nuclear" is good and "Nucular" is bad

[pops 6,983]

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Hey  Russian, now that your leader has invaded a neighbor, made insane speeches on TV, and announced that saying anything out of line about his war will get you put in prison— please tell me, a reporter, what you think on camera. 

Just going to post the same thing. They aren't going to say shit on camera. 

[bluto 4,916]

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Depressingly, we are not far from this reaction to facts in our own country.

Damn I feel this too, the last 15 months especially. 

[South Austin 52,463]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I've got $100 that Laura Schneider is the secret commie.

[TexasEd 8,066]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I can't keep up with this thread and keep my job, so I can't look back to see if someone already posited this, but I've been trying to think why would Putin attack a nuclear power plant.  How can it either help his cause or hurt the Ukraine's?  I am starting to think it's just a terror tactic.  Get the word "nuclear" into the reporting about the conflict, which inspires a level of angst in all of us children of the Cold War.  It inspires fear and dread without actually introducing nuclear arms into the conflict.  That fear of nukes is about all Putin has to keep the rest of the world in check, so keeping it at the forefront of everyone's thinking is probably to his advantage.  I could obviously be wrong, but if that's what this is, I wonder if it is a tell that Putin really does not want this to escalate further.

Scare Europe off nuclear as an alternative to Russian gas.  See the Economic thread I posted in DT.

Edited March 4, 2022 by TexasEd

[Gap03 3,304]

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Hey  Russian, now that your leader has invaded a neighbor, made insane speeches on TV, and announced that saying anything out of line about his war will get you put in prison— please tell me, a reporter, what you think on camera. 

I think this is probably right - certainly among the people who were running away screaming "I'M FOR PUTIN!" with their ears plugged.  There are a few folks that seemed to buy the party line, though - and those are the fuckers that I'll think of every time I start to have some sympathy when I see the utter destruction of the Russian economy.    

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

30 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Whoever is in charge of that fund is fucked.

unless they sold, or significantly reduced their stake when the saber rattling got louder around Mid Feb

[Skipper 6,133]

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Depressingly, we are not far from this reaction to facts in our own country.

Texags.com provides all the proof you need of that.

[MillerEP 30,454]

 

Edited March 4, 2022 by MillerEP

[dcbc 14,471]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I've got $100 that Laura Schneider is the secret commie.

John Boardman was destined for this job.

[F250 28,767]

10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Breaking the other thread out into it's own thread, because it was interesting to see the everyday Russian perspective. The propaganda runs deep:

 

I only watched several people get interviewed and the ones I saw acted like neighbors getting interviewed by the police in a bad neighborhood. "I didn't see anything and I don't know anything."

 

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

21 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

And to think Pornhub was one of the leaders in addition to they are be publicly recognized. SciFi writers have been predicting this level of corporate warfare for decades. Yes, I know corporate warfare isn't new but this is beyond natural resources.

Edited March 4, 2022 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Brisketexan 105,095]

One thing I have learned is no one knows how a nuclear reactor works and how a nuclear weapon works.  We hear the word nuclear and we all lose our fucking minds

agreed, everyone should know by now that "Nuclear" is good and "Nucular" is bad

There it is.

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I was wondering about that. It’s such an easy tool, and they’re not worth wasting big AA weapons on.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Russians at the US/Mex boarders?

Why? Why?? Why in the fuck would you do that? 

[dcar00 14,181]

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I've got $100 that Laura Schneider is the secret commie.

I'm goin with Josh.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

14 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

https://www.businessinsider.com/kremlin-staff-didnt-expect-ukraine-invasion-sanctions-shock-report-2022-3

 

Kremlin officials told the Russian outlet Agency they didn't know Putin was going to invade Ukraine.

Sources said the Kremlin prepared for smaller sanctions over its recognition of Luhansk and Donetsk.

"Everything is fucked," a source close to Putin's administration told Agency.

[MillerEP 30,454]

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

And to think Pornhub was one of the leaders in addition to they are be publicly recognized. SciFi writers have been predicting this level of corporate warfare for decades.

One of my favorite games a kid, didn't hold up, unfortunately:

[Captainant 27,654]

18 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Breaking the other thread out into it's own thread, because it was interesting to see the everyday Russian perspective. The propaganda runs deep:

 

well many people are saying...

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

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[TexasEd 8,066]

18 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I hadn't seen this posted yet. That's wild if true

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/kremlin-staff-didnt-expect-ukraine-invasion-sanctions-shock-report-2022-3

 

Kremlin officials told the Russian outlet Agency they didn't know Putin was going to invade Ukraine.

Sources said the Kremlin prepared for smaller sanctions over its recognition of Luhansk and Donetsk.

"Everything is fucked," a source close to Putin's administration told Agency.

Same video with Engish subtitles

 

 

[South Austin 52,463]

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm goin with Josh.

Nah. Look at Laura’s face. That’s not even her own skin. It’s one of those masks like in Mission Impossible.