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floating around on twitter

 

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8 minutes ago, choripan said:

Congratulations to the Moskva!

 

Special undersea operation 

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Holy shit, LOL

He thinks the Russian military/army is collapsing pretty fast if they are having these kinds of problems.

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This was from 3 weeks ago, LOL

 

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Not to switch back to land stuff, but awesome thread

 

[Sawbonz 27556]

If they can hit the fleet from Odessa can they hit any strategic targets inside Russia? Power plants, water treatment facilities or refineries if not military bases

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We're going to send a high-level official over, it looks like

 

[MillerEP 30455]

Someone broke into the frequency of the cruiser "Moscow" and included the song "Egor Letov - Everything is going according to plan." 😄

^Epic troll job if true

Edited April 14, 2022 by MillerEP

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This was mentioned earlier, but yeah, UK apparently has Surly posters.

 

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twitter can be savage.

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Edited April 14, 2022 by bolverk

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39 minutes ago, choripan said:

Congratulations to the Moskva!

 

Appears to be a confederate cruiser. 

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Not to switch back to land stuff, but awesome thread
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Good article in that twitter thread:

http:// https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/04/12/ukraine-military-culture-advantage-over-russia/

“an 1854 article in the Economist explaining Russia’s early defeats in the Crimean War — also fought primarily in Ukraine — reads eerily like an account of Russia’s current military travails… The Economist ascribed these pathologies to the “inadequacy of despotic power.” It noted that “cheating, bribery, peculation pervade the whole tribe of officials,” that “there seems to be no conscience, and not much concealment, about it,” and that “regard for truth or integrity has no part in the Russian character.”

The Economist wasn’t pulling any punches in 1854.

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39 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If they can hit the fleet from Odessa can they hit any strategic targets inside Russia? Power plants, water treatment facilities or refineries if not military bases

I think they are purposely staying away from targets in Russia simply to not add to the propaganda. Besides....vlad will blow something up at home soon enough given how this is going. 

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Per Wikipedia they only had 3 of these ships 😳

 

truly epic fail

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32 minutes ago, staboner said:

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All morse and ciphers from the Moscow ceased this evening. She's on the bottom of the Black Sea.

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Per Wikipedia they only had 3 of these ships 😳

truly epic fail

And the other two can't deploy to the Black Sea.

And mounting those missile tubes on the decks..

 

[Brisketexan 105127]

I told my wife about the Russians losing their black sea flagship, and she spontaneously cracked up. Russia has the worst fucking military. Seriously, this is getting embarrassing. They should quit now.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the other two can't deploy to the Black Sea.

And mounting those missile tubes on the decks..

 

That seems to be a pretty glaring design flaw no?

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

That seems to be a pretty glaring design flaw no?

Not compared to the original Death Star.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I told my wife about the Russians losing their black sea flagship, and she spontaneously cracked up. Russia has the worst fucking military. Seriously, this is getting embarrassing. They should quit now.

The official Russian Army/Navy mascot

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9 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

All morse and ciphers from the Moscow ceased this evening. She's on the bottom of the Black Sea.

Meh, the Kremlin will just rename their capital 'Putingrad' so any shame at the loss can be forgotten.

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I told my wife about the Russians losing their black sea flagship, and she spontaneously cracked up. Russia has the worst fucking military. Seriously, this is getting embarrassing. They should quit now.

They should. But a lot more people are going to have to die before they do. Hopefully most of them are Russians.

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Less than two months ago, the Russian Navy was facing off against Irish fishermen.

What a long few months.

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Take their threat of nukes off the table, and we this shit would be over in a week.

[Brisketexan 105127]

Less than two months ago, the Russian Navy was facing off against Irish fishermen.
What a long few months.

Bet they wish they could go back to that matchup where they were only slightly outmatched.

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4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Take their threat of nukes off the table, and we this shit would be over in a week.

Wouldn't even take that long. 

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Lulz 

 

 

 

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It's almost daylight over there, hopefully somebody will get some eyes on it, or at least the big-ass oil slick.

 

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New t-shirt arrived today.

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[Macanudo 12977]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

At this point? aggy cosplay army could fuck up RU's shit.

Let's not get carried away.

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11 hours ago, 686 said:

Finnish PM is giving me this vibe:

 

The Princess has much bigger titties than the Finnish PM, tho

 

10 hours ago, MillerEP said:

^Good, the Swiss are still helping.

How bad do you have to fuck up to get the Swiss to block you financially?

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Was the ship completely abandoned? Is it adrift?  If so, I can hardly imagine it won't be sunk by another volley.

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also....any other sources/confirmation on the alleged missile cruiser strike?  Would love it to be true......

Apparently the Russian Navy has confirmed it.

https://news.usni.org/2022/04/13/russian-navy-confirms-severe-damage-to-black-sea-cruiser-moskva-crew-abandoned-ship

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The Russian Defense Ministry confirmed the mishap on RTS Moskva (121), a ship in the country’s Black Sea Fleet, according to state-run outlet TASS.

The crew of the Moskva the flagship of the Black Sea Fleet was severely damaged and the crew abandoned ship, the Russian Defense Ministry told TASS.

A fire broke out on the ship, causing ammunition to detonate, according to TASS. State media did not elaborate on the cause of the fire.

 

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Was the ship completely abandoned? Is it adrift?  If so, I can hardly imagine it won't be sunk by another volley.

Reportedly already sunk after capsizing 

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3 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

3 Black Sea submarines haven't surfaced since mid February.  Food is probably getting a bit low.

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7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Apparently the Russian Navy has confirmed it.

https://news.usni.org/2022/04/13/russian-navy-confirms-severe-damage-to-black-sea-cruiser-moskva-crew-abandoned-ship

 

"Mishap"

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"Mishap"

Just a minor fender bender. Ran right into a coupla missiles. Just bad luck, really.

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just a minor fender bender. Ran right into a coupla missiles. Just bad luck, really.

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8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

Posting this just to say that Google Lens is amazing.

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3 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

3 Black Sea submarines haven't surfaced since mid February.  Food is probably getting a bit low.

Recreation of any submarines near the Moskva.

 

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2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Speaking of crying, how’d you like to be the one assigned to tell Putin his Black Sea Flagship named after Russia’s capital was sunk?