Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Laxtonto 12,080]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They skipped their flyover.  That was weird.

Wonder if they got worried that the Ukrainians had snuck a bunch of MANPADS into the region and didn’t want to show off their air getting hit on national tv.

 

 I always thought the parade idea was a gilded cage that allowed the ability to show the populous the might of the Russian military but led to stark realization that all of those troops and aircraft had to physically be there at the time of the parade.

 

In an age of hand held anti tank and anti air and drone swarms, it is way easier now for a very small group to sown chaos to this type of event.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

56 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

"This one is for looting a washing machine, and this one is for raping 5 women, and this one's for drinking a litre of vodka and still being able to load my rifle..."

[Deej 76,786]

50 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They must get several medals for each decade they live past 50.

Everybody in that photo is younger than 50. Life is hard in Russia. 

[Nivek 16,929]

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

Back right tall guy is thinking he needs a bigger hat.

[Laxtonto 12,080]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

These crowd shots has me playing the “Where’s Waldo” version of trying to guess who is the FSB agent in the picture.

 

Edited May 9, 2022 by Laxtonto

[CooterBrown 18,012]

Ukrainian teen with gunshot wounds drives 4 people to safety during Russian attack

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ukraine-escaping-war-1.6445840

[Macanudo 12,978]

46 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Excuse me while I get down.

In a Burger King bathroom?

[bolverk 29,672]

 

[atomheartbevo 89,664]

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

31 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Ukrainian teen with gunshot wounds drives 4 people to safety during Russian attack

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ukraine-escaping-war-1.6445840

In the commotion that ensued, she decided the men needed to go to the hospital in Bakhmut, a community about an hour's drive away. One of the injured men had a car that could get them there, but given the fierce fighting nearby, no one wanted to drive. 

So Chernichenko took the wheel. 

 

15 year old girl

[Chad Fuck 17,681]

Ukrainian teen with gunshot wounds drives 4 people to safety during Russian attack

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ukraine-escaping-war-1.6445840

That’s a bad ass young woman.

[Brisketexan 105,136]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

That’s a bad ass young woman.

She's 10X the man that 99% of those Russian soldiers are.  Russia has so completely pantsed itself in front of the world.  And their response to the humiliation is "maybe if I wave my 2-incher around even more furiously, people will respect me!".......that's working out about as well as you'd think it would.

[MissingInAction 25,073]

Putin looks bloated af. Reminds me of patients pumped full of steroids to fight inflamation.

[27-25 2,047]

I didn't watch any of Putin's victory day speech.  I suspect this one is better...

 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Putin looks bloated af. Reminds me of patients pumped full of steroids to fight inflamation.

Hey man we've all had two breakfast burritos on a holiday Monday.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hey man we've all had two breakfast burritos on a holiday Monday.

and breakfast beers...don't forget the breakfast beers. 

[staboner 4,969]

fuck you putin

[Gatorubet 30,238]

54 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Putin looks bloated af. Reminds me of patients pumped full of steroids to fight inflamation.

Good.   He will live long enough to see his war lost, Russia’s economy destroyed and foreign policy emasculated, and NATO surrounding his borders. 

He’ll die in bed (if he’s lucky) mumbling “Rosebud”….if Rosebud means “Fuck my whole life” in Russian. 

[MillerEP 30,455]

 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

 

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[MillerEP 30,455]

MLRS of the Armed Forces of Ukraine congratulates the occupiers.

^interesting fire pattern where they cross streams

Kharkiv region. Zircons have just been released. Patrolman Andriy Sykalenko finally met with his mother, who spent 74 days in the occupation.

79 separate airborne assault brigade of the DShV of the Armed Forces of Ukraine destroyed the Russian armored car "Tiger" together with the crew.

[MillerEP 30,455]

Ukraine has its own parades of technology.

The occupiers continue to take the bodies of those killed in Mariupol to the mass grave in Vynohradne.

 Video taken at the place of mass burial of Ukrainians.

[MillerEP 30,455]

The second army in the world, interestingly, the remnants of which equipment was welded to the Kamaz of the racists.

Trophy T-72B3

79 DShV ZSU artillery destroyed enemy vehicles.

[686 3,449]

Drones dropping grenades on Orc positions. Not as satisfying as the sunroof shot, but that was probably a high point not to be reached again. The crazy thing to me is that the Orcs still don’t look up to try and see the drones, they either assume it’s mortar fire or haven’t gotten the message.

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[Sbbruin 21,853]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

These poor fuckers know they are getting called up for Ukraine

[MillerEP 30,455]

 

[utee94 15,823]

Hungary seems like it sucks.

 

[MillerEP 30,455]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

Time for the EU to play Calvin ball w/ Hungary. 

[Brisketexan 105,136]

Just now, MillerEP said:

 

Of course the Russian military takes out Ukrainian kids. It's sound military doctrine -- eliminate all enemy forces superior to your own.  And as we've seen, a platoon of Ukrainian grade schoolers are likely both more effective and better disciplined than most Russian troops.

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Time for the EU to play Calvin ball w/ Hungary. 

Fuck yes it is.  The fucking around continues, the finding out should follow.

[MillerEP 30,455]

 

[bolverk 29,672]

40 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Entrance into NATO requires a unanimous vote. In light of Hungary not getting on board with oil sanctions, would Orban dare veto Sweden's or Finland's entry? 

[AUS-97HORN 11,760]

14 minutes ago, 686 said:

Drones dropping grenades on Orc positions. Not as satisfying as the sunroof shot, but that was probably a high point not to be reached again. The crazy thing to me is that the Orcs still don’t look up to try and see the drones, they either assume it’s mortar fire or haven’t gotten the message.
 

 

 

am I the only one hoping the dogs get away before the bomb goes off?   DNGAF about the Rooskies, but the dogs worry me.

Edited May 9, 2022 by AUS-97HORN
had to kill the autoplay vid

[Brisketexan 105,136]

Just now, bolverk said:

Entrance into NATO requires a unanimous vote. In light of Hungary not getting on board with oil sanctions, would Orban dare veto Sweden's or Finland's entry? 

Expulsion of Hungary can be done by all the other NATO countries.  I'd happily trade Hungary for Sweden and Finland.  We don't need a treasonous roommate that sides with Putin.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Entrance into NATO requires a unanimous vote. In light of Hungary not getting on board with oil sanctions, would Orban dare veto Sweden's or Finland's entry? 

I have a better idea; kick Hungary the fuck out. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Expulsion of Hungary can be done by all the other NATO countries.  I'd happily trade Hungary for Sweden and Finland.  We don't need a treasonous roommate that sides with Putin.

I don't believe that the NATO treaty contains any formal suspension or expulsion method.

[Royalfan5 2,354]

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't believe that the NATO treaty contains any formal suspension or expulsion method.

Then everyone else can leave and join new NATO without them. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Hungary seems like it sucks.
 

Well maybe somebody should feed them

[Brisketexan 105,136]

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't believe that the NATO treaty contains any formal suspension or expulsion method.

Here, I just added one: a majority of NATO countries can amend the treaty to add a provision whereby a majority of NATO countries can expel a country for acute bitchassedness.  Done.  Free of charge for my legal services.

[bolverk 29,672]

A corollary Hungary question is whether they'll block Ukraine's admittance into the EU. I believe they require a unanimous vote on new members as well.

Between the Ukraine->EU vote and the Finland/Sweden->NATO vote, Orban's Hungary could be a real spoiler in the next couple of months. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

44 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

MLRS of the Armed Forces of Ukraine congratulates the occupiers.

^interesting fire pattern where they cross streams

Kharkiv region. Zircons have just been released. Patrolman Andriy Sykalenko finally met with his mother, who spent 74 days in the occupation.

79 separate airborne assault brigade of the DShV of the Armed Forces of Ukraine destroyed the Russian armored car "Tiger" together with the crew.

Read that crossing the streams like that messes up RU target response radars.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Read that crossing the streams like that messes up RU target response radars.

And there are only 2 real but unlikely  drawbacks-

1) mistimed firings could lead to midair collisions of shells

and 

2)total protonic reversal 

Edited May 9, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Gatorubet 30,238]

41 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Entrance into NATO requires a unanimous vote. In light of Hungary not getting on board with oil sanctions, would Orban dare veto Sweden's or Finland's entry? 

What is required to remove an existing NATO membership?

 

edit: should have read on

Edited May 9, 2022 by Gatorubet

[956 Worldwide 34,714]

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

What is required to remove an existing NATO membership?

There is no provision for expulsion in the treaty. 

[Gatorubet 30,238]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here, I just added one: a majority of NATO countries can amend the treaty to add a provision whereby a majority of NATO countries can expel a country for acute bitchassedness.  Done.  Free of charge for my legal services.

How do you get a third of fafo?

[bolverk 29,672]

13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There is no provision for expulsion in the treaty. 

Given your familiarity and experience in the region, how likely do you think it is that Orban would block Finland/Sweden or Ukraine?

[The Dog 44,048]

https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/04/14/finland-and-sweden-approach-nato-open-door/

Relevant quote regarding Hungary (talking about Finland and Sweden):

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Getting the two countries in NATO’s “open door” stands to be significantly easier than efforts to bring in Ukraine. Their militaries are already integrated into NATO processes and come with a size and sophistication likely to benefit the alliance. Even Hungary and Turkey, seen as closest to Russia within the 30-member group, have not expressed reservations.