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[The Dog 44,060]

19 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

I didn't know The Blob was a Russkie...

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

This dude finna eat his way through Ukraine. He’s a one man famine causing machine.

Hey, hey, hey! Here comes faaaaaat Ivan!

[Kel Varnsen 8,539]

I wondered what Mangino was up to these days.

[Trey3216 15,347]

8 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

Edited June 27, 2022 by Trey3216
Deeper and deeper into Ukraine

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

The recent hits on Snake Island appears to have taken out the AA and EW as there is footage from drones cleaning the rest up last night.

[Scheiss Meister 8,408]

9 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

Next week on My 600 Pound Invasion...

Edited June 27, 2022 by Scheiss Meister

[Armybrat 40,850]

12 hours ago, The Dog said:

Russia just defaulted. 
 

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/russia-defaults-on-foreign-debt-for-first-time-since-1918-1.1784183

Send in repo guy…..

 

[Dnaguy 12,000]

9 hours ago, KYHorn said:

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

 

@Kel Varnsen beat me to it!

Edited June 27, 2022 by Dnaguy

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

9 hours ago, Superhero said:

In case WW3 breaks out. Russia intends to nuke London first.

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-ally-first-city-russia-strike-world-war-3-ukraine-1719157?amp=1

Just in case

 

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

Russia bringing in the untrained reserves.  You can do that in WWII, but not in the 2020s on a modern battlefield.

[BabaYaga 15,301]

9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This dude finna eat his way through Ukraine. He’s a one man famine causing machine.

Hey, hey, hey! Here comes faaaaaat Ivan!

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

9 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

LOL

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A senior intelligence source told the tab that “Mafia boss” Putin was “scraping the barrel” by calling on the general, who weighs in at an estimated 280 pounds, reportedly eats five meals daily, all washed down by at least a liter of vodka, and needs two sets of body armor to cover his girth.

280 pounds?

280 pounds?

 

[Sawbonz 27,576]

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

LOL

280 pounds?

280 pounds?

 

Only if he’s 5’3”

[Trey3216 15,347]

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

LOL

280 pounds?

280 pounds?

 

5 liters of vodka/day.  Good Lord

[Gatorubet 30,246]

9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This dude finna eat his way through Ukraine. He’s a one man famine causing machine.

Hey, hey, hey! Here comes faaaaaat Ivan!

While “torture-by-pudding-pop” was a sound concept, the torture devices kept disappearing. 

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

Awesome if true.

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

Fucking terrorists 

SIAP

[Kel Varnsen 8,539]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

LOL

280 pounds?

280 pounds?

 

Maybe they meant kilograms. Is Russia metric?

[Parliament 14,260]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russia bringing in the untrained reserves.  You can do that in WWII, but not in the 2020s on a modern battlefield.

In the great WW2 book, "The Last Battle," the author talks about all the raping and pillaging done by rear echelon Russian soldiers in Germany.  It was very bad.

[CooterBrown 18,014]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Only if he’s 4’3”

FIFY

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

58 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fucking terrorists 

SIAP

I continue to question our decision to not equip them with whatever they need to end this war as quickly as possible. If they're saying they need it and can properly use it, give it to them.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

We need to start bombing Russia. IDGAF

[Brisketexan 105,154]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

LOL

280 pounds?

280 pounds?

 

Shit, that man's DUMPS weight 280 lbs.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,202]

They must've meant 280 kgs. 

[Brisketexan 105,154]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They must've meant 280 kgs. 

Still too light.

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

From the 35,000 foot level

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

He’s probably right.  As much as we talked about off-ramps early on, there is none at this point, unless Russia can hold on to what it has now.  Putin has to have something to show for the tens of thousands of dead Russians and the thousands of vehicles he’s lost there.  

Only now Ukraine knows Russia can’t hold all of that territory against a hostile force, with both an insurgency in the rear/occupied areas, and straight-up armies in the field.  And the Russian people have barely begin to feel the bite of sanctions and losing access to cheap Western goods.

 

[atomheartbevo 89,724]

And the pro-Russian locals are not very pro-Russian after learning what supporting the leopards eating my face party actually means.

 

[The Dog 44,060]

 

[utee94 15,832]

By the end of this, there won't be a single "pro-Russian" outside of the borders of Russia itself.  And perhaps not a lot within the borders, either, aside from the olds and the wealthy kleptocrats.

 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Talk about a long shot

 

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

 Today (27.06) anti-aircraft guns #95ОДШБр destroyed ☠️ Russian attack helicopter Ka-52 🐊
 Because this is OUR SKY! Believe in #ЗСУ 🇺🇦
 #ДШВ #stoprussia #StandWithUkraine

Exhibition of scrap metal in Warsaw.

Moldovan President Maya Sandu has arrived in Ukraine.
 

[MillerEP 30,491]

Panzerhaubitze 2000 already in position

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

^Getting closer!

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

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[Sawbonz 27,576]

13 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

Ukraine made it to the final Boss

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

Reports that RU shelling dropped to near zero today. Speculation is whether they ran out of ammo or decided not to create firing hotspots for HIMARS retaliation.

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[Laxtonto 12,090]

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Reports that RU shelling dropped to near zero today. Speculation is whether they ran out of ammo or decided not to create firing hotspots for HIMARS retaliation.

Either answer is pretty damn telling and if the RA artillery are now seriously being silenced, their entire doctrine for advances is now turned on their head, and expect to see the massive casualties we saw during the early phases of their invasion.

 

No softening of the advance route means the UA is about to feast of the RA in a variety of ambushes and quick response actions.

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[Schulz2.0 28,960]

 

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[bolverk 29,684]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Talk about a long shot

 

 

Just wanted to point out the use of English after the hit: "YES!" and "Go fuck yourself!" though they don't sound like native English speakers. The tweet states it's a Ukrainian unit, so I just find that interesting. Do they have foreign soldiers now integrated into their own, and English is used as a lingua franca? Or are Ukrainians just becoming increasingly Westernized and using English sometimes (even among themselves) because they admire the US?

I dunno. Just like to think about this stuff.

[SaucyJack 3,488]

14 hours ago, KYHorn said:

The newest Russian general will be added to the Ukrainian victims list shortly, but it should probably be attributed to diabetes.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

TreeFiddy

[ABSR 5,315]

3 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

TreeFiddy

Per leg?

This guy is one more piroshki from needing a crane to get him in and out of bed.

[MillerEP 30,491]