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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Wouldn't surprise me if the Russians were to set up a "Ukrainian" hot line of their own, then publicly round up anybody who called it.

can we send the grid coordinates to Collie Station? I mean, HIMARS won't reach there, but.... Oh, and also.. Saw this on twitter. Anyone got tree fiddy so we can get a BEVO Fella? 

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Putin = Modern Stalin with the condition Putin Attacked. Has he been in public lately? Hiding in Sochi? Counting his miniature giraffes and sinking yachts? 

Would suck to be the General who has to brief him every morning. Or who knows, maybe funny as shit.... Well sir, ya see, your Chechen Allies provided the troops, and they were really good at shooting up rail track. The Prisoners, well, lets just say we have a growing black market on home appliances and the Intel people promise you are getting your 20% commission. Oh, and we need to order more tanks and airplanes. So your oligarch friends are quite happy. 

The bad news. Your mistress's daughter cannot get her boob job in Milan, but we identified a clinic in Murmansk that can do it. And don't worry sir, she will never be in contact with our fearless and wounded soldiers. We sent them to Siberia. Ya know, like Stalin did. 

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