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For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, I know the history.  That the world may finally have an excuse to wipe Russia from the face of the Earth has me excited.  It was the one goal my one-half German ancestry that had validity.  Those people and their leadership need to be evacuated.    

advocating genocide is really fucked up.
And excited ? Dude 

 

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3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Someone probably know more than me on this, but I think it's similar to our National Guard. I don't think they can actually be deployed overseas unless it's a declared war. 

Maybe once long ago. When I was in (late 80s-early 90s) they were already planning to use Guard units to round out Reg. Army divisions. North Carolina NG units got sent to the first Iraqi War, many others as well. I was already detached for training and stayed my ass home. We had one guy who decided he was a conscientious objector and he didn't go. I bet there was a hardship exception or two as well. So yes they can be deployed, yes there are ways out.

Sometimes I teach college classes and somebody talks about joining the Guard or Reserve, I ask them to consider just jumping in to Regular Army because you won't get yanked away from your regular life every couple of years as a round-out brigade.

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

About a week ago I told my wife about @Scheiss Meister's humble brag about discussing the war and reading the thread wife his wife.

Today she presented me with this:

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Can one of you guys start bragging about getting blowjobs soon?

Sorry, I can't brag about that.

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17 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He's kinda fucked, like somebody tasked to serve as a flunky for a cartel. Can't go forward can't go back.

Depending on where his immediate family is and if he can smuggle them out, and how much his extended family means to him, he could bail on the Russians and go into hiding with the Ukrainians and then just wait for the inevitable shitshow that occurs when Russia is pushed out.  There’s a decent chance that something will happen to Putin within a year or two, and maybe Russia will turn into Somalia and Ukrainians that sold their souls to Russia will be forgotten by Russia.

The alternative is to wait until Ukrainian troops are approaching, and pray that some Russians don’t off him and his family to cover up evidence of crimes or expose any intelligence that maybe valuable.  Because I’m willing to bet that if the Russians have the time, they will cleanse more than a few of the locals that betrayed Ukraine for Russia.

On a side note, I knew if anybody would appreciate the Sherman avatar, you would.

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3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

About a week ago I told my wife about @Scheiss Meister's humble brag about discussing the war and reading the thread wife his wife.

Today she presented me with this:

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Can one of you guys start bragging about getting blowjobs soon?

What constitutes a BJ? Just some dick suckin’ before sex, or finishing?

Just wondering whether I can start bragging. 

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Not sure of the angle they are going for in talking about reducing the world to dust and going to heaven.   This is going to freak out the young people even more, and all those young folks who bought into the bullshit and actually believed in the war have had 6 months to think about it or join up if they were truly committed.  I know, their audience these days are the olds and True Believers since the rational/anti-war types are not going to be watching this, but still, it’ll hit Russian social media and those folks will then see it.

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About a week ago I told my wife about [mention=2796]Scheiss Meister[/mention]'s humble brag about discussing the war and reading the thread wife his wife.
Today she presented me with this:
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Can one of you guys start bragging about getting blowjobs soon?
I get blowjobs about 4 times a week from the wife, I would get a more per week if needed, but the daily sex for her to orgasm 2-3 a day just leaves me a bit spent some days. Then of course you have the chore of selecting the correct car for each social occasion and remembering to schedule the right driver, after all one can expect Nigel to drive us in the Porsche, that would be ludicrous really. I had to drive to 7-11 just last week solo. Trying times, we must all preserve.
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Well my sponsor told me set goals.  
Oh c'mon, it's hyperbole man.  I'm just an armchair board poster.  Not the one actually committing literal war crimes.  Perspective man.  We all need more of it.  
That's weak fucking sauce. We've watched hyperbole turn to all kinds of violence politically lately. I'm not a big fan of advocating for it then hiding behind "just joking lol" "recovery so cut me slack"
If in recovery, then focus on that.
Discussing treason, shoot your shot then expect consequences.

Unrelated to Lobo: Don't light treason then sit around and make threats . My gym has a giant physical message board,-magnetic letters and white board space; you know to write encouraging shit or whatever; some member is fired up for Maga 24, civil war, and upcoming violence. Can't I just work out in peace for fuck sakes without Maga bs.?
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Unrelated to Lobo: Don't light treason then sit around and make threats . My gym has a giant physical message board,-magnetic letters and white board space; you know to write encouraging shit or whatever; some member is fired up for Maga 24, civil war, and upcoming violence. Can't I just work out in peace for fuck sakes without Maga bs.?

Do you even lift, bro?  ;)  

But to your point, agreed.  I gotta bad feeling about some of these folks in the near future.  They were already tuned up when they got a seat at the adult table...now that they've been banished back to the kid's table...and have had time to gear up...they're gonna be a real big fucking problem soon enough...

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Depending on where his immediate family is and if he can smuggle them out, and how much his extended family means to him, he could bail on the Russians and go into hiding with the Ukrainians and then just wait for the inevitable shitshow that occurs when Russia is pushed out.  There’s a decent chance that something will happen to Putin within a year or two, and maybe Russia will turn into Somalia and Ukrainians that sold their souls to Russia will be forgotten by Russia.

The alternative is to wait until Ukrainian troops are approaching, and pray that some Russians don’t off him and his family to cover up evidence of crimes or expose any intelligence that maybe valuable.  Because I’m willing to bet that if the Russians have the time, they will cleanse more than a few of the locals that betrayed Ukraine for Russia.

On a side note, I knew if anybody would appreciate the Sherman avatar, you would.

 

This is the same guy prior to the Russian invasion. He belongs with the Russians, dead or alive.

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As India Joins China in Distancing From Russia, Putin Warns of Escalation
After India’s prime minister said that now is not the time for war, an increasingly isolated Mr. Putin threatened “more serious” actions in Ukraine while insisting he was ready for talks.

Underlining Russia’s widening isolation on the world stage, Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India told President Vladimir V. Putin on Friday that it is no time for war — even as the Russian president threatened to escalate the brutality of his campaign in Ukraine.

The televised critique by Mr. Modi at a regional summit in Uzbekistan came just a day after Mr. Putin acknowledged that Xi Jinping, China’s leader, had “questions and concerns” about the war.

Taken together, the distancing from Mr. Putin by the heads of the world’s two most populous countries — both of which have been pivotal to sustaining Russia’s economy in the face of Western sanctions — punctured the Kremlin’s message that Russia was far from a global pariah.

“I know that today’s era is not of war,” Mr. Modi told Mr. Putin at the beginning of their meeting, describing global challenges like the food and energy crises that were hitting developing countries especially hard. “Today we will get a chance to discuss how we can move forward on the path of peace.”

The implicit criticism of Mr. Putin underscored that he now faces perhaps his most challenging moment of recent months, suffering not just these diplomatic setbacks but also retreats on the battlefield and intensifying questions back home over how he has conducted the war.

But Mr. Putin’s own next steps remain a mystery, and Western officials believe that he could still drastically escalate the intensity of Russia’s assault if he is confronted with further defeats.

In a news conference Friday after the summit of Asian leaders, Mr. Putin described recent Russian cruise missile attacks on Ukrainian civilian infrastructure as “warning strikes” that could portend an even more vicious campaign.

At the same time — apparently mindful of the unease among key partners like China and India — Mr. Putin insisted that he was ready for talks without naming any preconditions and that his war aims did not necessarily extend to all of Ukraine. He made no mention on Friday of the broader goals of “demilitarizing” and “denazifying” Ukraine that he announced when he started the war in February — terms that were widely seen as Mr. Putin declaring his intention to achieve political control over the entire country.

He said that the “main goal” of his invasion was limited to capturing the Donbas — the eastern Ukrainian region where Russia has recognized as independent two Kremlin-backed statelets but where Ukraine still controls several key cities and towns.

But Mr. Putin claimed that Ukraine was attempting to carry out “terrorist acts” inside Russia and that Moscow was poised to retaliate.

“We are, indeed, responding rather restrainedly, but that’s for the time being,” Mr. Putin said. “If the situation continues to develop in this way, the answer will be more serious.”

Ukraine has acknowledged attacks on military targets on the peninsula of Crimea, which Russia annexed in 2014 in violation of international law, but the government in Kyiv says it does not attack civilians.

Inside Ukraine, the consequences of Russia’s war have already been devastating. A cruise missile salvo on Wednesday damaged a dam in the southern Ukrainian city of Kryvyi Rih and raised fears of flooding. In the northeastern city of Izium, which Ukrainian forces liberated in recent days, the authorities said they had found a burial site holding a mass grave and 445 fresh individual graves.

An adviser to President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine, Mykhailo Podolyak, said on Friday that Russian forces had brought “rampant terror, violence, torture and mass murders” to the territory they occupied in Ukraine, and he rejected the possibility of negotiating a compromise to end the war.

“We have no right to leave people alone with the Evil,” Mr. Podolyak said on Twitter. “‘Conflict resolution’ is extremely simple. Immediate withdrawal of Russian troops from the entire territory of Ukraine.”

Yet Mr. Putin has repeatedly warned that Russia’s assault could still intensify — a threat now weighing on American officials, who believe Mr. Putin could increase the size of Russia’s forces deployed to Ukraine or could mount attacks against the NATO countries providing Ukraine with arms. The officials also say Russia could mount a new push in Ukraine’s east or south, or step up a campaign to target the Ukrainian leadership.

Expanding his capacity to fight the war, however, would require Mr. Putin to build up his military. So far Mr. Putin has been unwilling to announce a widespread full military mobilization, and many American officials believe that is off the table because of the political repercussions domestically. But former American officials said Mr. Putin could take a smaller, less politically destabilizing step: calling up more reservists and returning military veterans to service.

“We are not fighting with our full army,” Mr. Putin said on Friday, while asserting that his military’s plan for the invasion needed no “adjustment.”

“The main goal is the liberation of the entire territory of Donbas,” Mr. Putin said. “This work continues despite these counteroffensive attempts by the Ukrainian army. The general staff considers some things important, some things secondary, but the main task remains unchanged, and it is being implemented.”

But when he sat down with Mr. Modi, the Indian prime minister, Mr. Putin was markedly more demure. Along with China, India has emerged as a pivotal financier for Moscow during the war, including by purchasing Russian energy at a discount. Both countries have also provided Mr. Putin relief at the United Nations, abstaining from votes critical of Russia’s aggression.

India has ignored American and European entreaties not to buy Russian oil, framing its purchases of discounted Russian crude as a necessity at a time of rising food and fuel prices — even as Ukraine’s top diplomat said “the discount has to be paid by Ukrainian blood.”

India’s steady relationship with Moscow long predates its recent expansion of ties with the United States; Russia has remained the main source of cheaper arms for India’s military.

So when Mr. Modi told Mr. Putin on camera on Friday that “today’s era is not of war,” it was a signal that a country that the Kremlin has billed as friendly was now trying to distance itself. Mr. Putin claimed to the Indian leader that it was Ukraine’s fault that the war continued because Kyiv was not suing for peace, but he acknowledged Mr. Modi’s displeasure.

“I know your position on the conflict in Ukraine, your concerns that you constantly express. We will do our best to stop this as soon as possible,” Mr. Putin said. “Only, unfortunately, the opposing side, the leadership of Ukraine, announced its abandonment of the negotiation process.”

In his news conference, Mr. Putin offered another oblique acknowledgment that China’s government, too, is unhappy over the war in Ukraine — in part, analysts say, because the resulting turmoil in global food and energy markets has threatened China’s economic growth.

“There were also issues related to crises,” Mr. Putin told reporters, describing his meeting with Mr. Xi the previous day. “These issues were also discussed in a well meaning, but principled manner.”

Russia’s state media generally papered over the differences that emerged at the Uzbekistan summit, presenting Mr. Putin’s meetings with a number of Asian leaders as evidence that Western attempts to isolate Russia have failed.

Mr. Putin on Friday also sat down with President Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey and said that Turkey would soon be paying in Russian rubles for a quarter of the natural gas it buys from Russia — a step that would help Russia to continue to reduce its reliance on the U.S. dollar and its exposure to American sanctions.

But some recognition that the summit may not have gone as well as hoped for Mr. Putin came on a Russian talk show Friday on the state-run Rossiya channel, when a newspaper columnist noted that Beijing was “not particularly helping us” in getting around Western sanctions and seemed to be pushing back against Russian influence in Central Asia. It was more evidence that some criticism of Russian policy was appearing more frequently on Russian television.

“There is some kind of rather complex game going on here,” the columnist, Maksim Yusin, said, referring to the extent of China’s potential support for Russia. “I don’t think we should get our hopes up much so that we don’t end up sorely disappointed.”

 

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