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[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

51 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Where's Waldo?

lol, they sold all their ammo to Academy and it is in the closets of people all across the U.S. 

I have a few boxes of their ammo in my safe. On one hand, I wish I had more, as every box could be ammo that they might have for their troops, but on the other hand, that ammo provided them with with money to wage this war and they probably wouldn't have made as much if not for the American market. Biden (not trying to get cloaks here, just stating actual facts) put sanctions on on imports of Russian ammo for poisoning foreign folks or something like that, which was something he had the authority to do under some act or somesuch. It didn't sit well with a lot of folks because Russian ammo has usually been the cheapest plinking ammo out there and they felt like it was just a way for him to attack gun owners. I wonder if there was any intel about Putler's plans that actually influenced that decision. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, gosh golly, this is really gonna catch Norway off-guard. Norway would NEVER think of having to defend against Russian aggression.
CSB: we hosted a Norwegian exchange student, she is genuinely like a daughter to me. Taught her to shoot she was here. Gave her a head start when she was called up for military service a year later. She served in security for the Norwegian AF, patrolled the base, on a pretty rugged island, including night patrols etc. When we asked her “yeah, but what are you doing?”, she just smiled - “hunting Russians.” She’s a kind, decent, pretty Norwegian girl….and she made it clear that she’d have gladly shot Russians till she ran out of ammo.
Hell, at this point, I kinda wish a Rooskie would. The Norgies would take great pleasure in administering a healthy dose of “finding out.”

Since you didn't throw a "(no pics)" into your post, I believe Surly bylaws require you to furnish one.

[DaggerHorns 3083]

1 minute ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Since you didn't throw a "(no pics)" into your post, I believe Surly bylaws require you to furnish one.

By invoking article 2 of the charter, we herby demand pics of the Norwegian exchange student. Sanctions will be enforced without this photographic evidence.

[Brisketexan 105095]

Since you didn't throw a "(no pics)" into your post, I believe Surly bylaws require you to furnish one.

Yeah, won’t dox her. But, here she is with a couple of friends before a patrol:

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

I wasn't aware that dogs could be foreign exchange students. I guess even pets want to go to our obedience schools.

[Parliament 14255]

11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

By invoking article 2 of the charter, we herby demand pics of the Norwegian exchange student. Sanctions will be enforced without this photographic evidence.

Your a goddamn lawyer, aren't you.

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13 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

By invoking article 2 of the charter, we herby demand pics of the Norwegian exchange student. Sanctions will be enforced without this photographic evidence.

Your a goddamn lawyer, aren't you.

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[InkaUtexas 25905]

So lets discuss Mr. Emir, or Señor Presidente, how well is the Ruble accepted these days vs. the Euro or the Dollar? And do you really want to be protected by their crappy ass weapon systems? 

[SydneyCarton 48075]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit, what a dumb fuck. They have casinos in Europe, he should have taken his luck to one of those.

 

Vegas? That’s probably a piece of shit who said “I don’t need all my fingers and can handle some pain if it means unlimited civilian rape.” Russian Army is his Las Vegas. 

[Gatorubet 30209]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trigger discipline.  

[Post Oak 20209]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, won’t dox her. But, here she is with a couple of friends before a patrol:

Meanwhile the dog

 

[choripan 790]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, won’t dox her. But, here she is with a couple of friends before a patrol:

[Eskimohorn 5633]

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somebody is going to go walking out of a window.
 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Don’t the Russian people know to not believe their government?  How could they not?

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Belarus is repairing Russian equipment, so NATO countries are doing the same for Ukraine

 

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Moscow orders Crimea bridge to be repaired by July 2023

 

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Long-term repercussions for Russian energy sales. Even if some nations hold off on nuke plants, others can build them and pick up the slack and/or sell the excess.  Edit: it will be a pain in the ass for the short term, but long term, they will be free of Russia.

for reference, Sweden was getting 30% of their natural gas from Russia.

 

Edited October 14, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Moscow orders Crimea bridge to be repaired by July 2023

 

hit it again, and again and again

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Thread about recently mobilized Russians being killed with less than two weeks training.  Russian people don’t care that Putin values their lives so little.

 

Edited October 14, 2022 by atomheartbevo

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

hit it again, and again and again

Cheryl Cole or the bridge?

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Cheryl Cole or the bridge?

both, definitely both

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[SydneyCarton 48075]

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Moscow orders Crimea bridge to be repaired by July 2023

 

That's 9+ months of it being more or less unusable, correct? I mean...fuck. This completely fucks them, right? If they want now they could just terrorize the repair crews to delay it even further. 

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's 9+ months of it being more or less unusable, correct? I mean...fuck. This completely fucks them, right? If they want now they could just terrorize the repair crews to delay it even further. 

I would assume it gets partially fixed and is usable well before then, but Russia is a mafia operation on a massive scale, so you gotta pay the barge guys, the rebar guys, the porta-potty guys, the concrete guys, the rail guys, the painters, the crane guys, etc., etc.

Speaking of the bridge, no more strikes for now.   Because reasons   Or running low on missiles.

 

[Nivek 16923]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The article goes into detail about the fact that SpaceX didn't pay for most of them, and it's fuzzy about the monthly service fees - no way SpaceX/Musk is allowing those bills to run up into the tens of millions or hundreds of millions without having said something before now.

Whole thing seems odd on SpaceX's part.

If you start with the idea that he is an attention whore then it all makes sense. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Moscow orders Crimea bridge to be repaired by July 2023

 

I'd hit it like South Austin's mom.

[SydneyCarton 48075]

22 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

What are the odds, that even at this point, that his generals aren't telling Putin that they're running out of weapons? I mean, it seems impossible, but at this point considering their behavior, doesn't their choices and actions make that seem likely? How else do you keep popping these off for stupid reasons?

[Schulz2.0 28951]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

both, definitely both

Yes, I'd hit both with a bomb truck.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Could city fall in a week? "It is conceivable that something happens within a week, but it's also perfectly conceivable that it doesn't."

That’s some crack reporting right there. 

[SydneyCarton 48075]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Could city fall in a week? "It is conceivable that something happens within a week, but it's also perfectly conceivable that it doesn't."

That’s some crack reporting right there. 

I believe you meant to characterize it like this, sir:

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

And your chief export is chroooooome

[Brisketexan 105095]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Long-term repercussions for Russian energy sales. Even if some nations hold off on nuke plants, others can build them and pick up the slack and/or sell the excess.  Edit: it will be a pain in the ass for the short term, but long term, they will be free of Russia.

for reference, Sweden was getting 30% of their natural gas from Russia.

 

Don't want to go CR here, so just hitting the 30,000 foot view: while far less than thrilled about the outsized power the far-right party has after the recent Swedish elections, I am all in favor of this decision, and I wish more fuckers would realize the same.

If you want to get off of the drugs that Russia is selling you, and using to hold you hostage, AND you want to generate energy that doesn't belch carbon into the air, modern nuclear power generation is a proven, reliable, and (in these regions at least) safe choice.  GO FOR IT.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And your chief export is chroooooome

 

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16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Could city fall in a week? "It is conceivable that something happens within a week, but it's also perfectly conceivable that it doesn't."

That’s some crack reporting right there. 

Do you even 9.95 bro?

[Rimbo 25919]

3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

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27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Could city fall in a week? "It is conceivable that something happens within a week, but it's also perfectly conceivable that it doesn't."

That’s some crack reporting right there. 

Some speculation that Ukraine is going to leave the Russian garrison in Kherson for a while longer to bleed them and keep their supply chains stretched out and vulnerable to Ukraine artillery.

[Bateshorn 9927]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some speculation that Ukraine is going to leave the Russian garrison in Kherson for a while longer to bleed them and keep their supply chains stretched out and vulnerable to Ukraine artillery.

Ouside of the Ukrainian citizens trapped in the city, what's the rush to actually attack it?  To me, it's like Rabaul, cut it off and starve em out.

 

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[Scheiss Meister 8407]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That kid is going to be a nightmare for Russians when he's grown.  Fuck Putler and all of his minions.  May they all die in pain.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Moscow orders Crimea bridge to be repaired by July 2023

 

Wait until the bridge has a bunch of equipment and workers on it, then hit them and the bridge.  Rinse and repeat as necessary.

[RDCanecutter 26411]

16 hours ago, Bevo said:

I have almost no clue is someone tells me they are command sergeant major.

When a real Command Sergeant Major walks by, all the potted plants wilt and die.

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9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That kid is going to be a nightmare for Russians when he's grown.  Fuck Putler and all of his minions.  May they all die in pain.

 

a killing machine 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

When a real Command Sergeant Major walks by, all the potted plants wilt and die.

Privates and second lieutenants, too.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

8 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Wait until the bridge has a bunch of equipment and workers on it, then hit them and the bridge.  Rinse and repeat as necessary.

yea, you gotta think there isn't a bunch of that repair equipment rolling around Russia. Take out the heavy equipment...make working on the bridge almost a suicide mission...it will never get fixed. 

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