Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[MillerEP 30454]

Bakhmut - hell? So. There is almost nothing left of the earthly here. The landings, or rather what remained of them, are generously strewn with Russian corpses. Fields dug up by shells. 93 paid a lot for this land, unfortunately, for many residents of Holodoyariv, this plot turned out to be the last.

There are more and more numbers in the phone that will never pick up the phone again. Such are the realities, such is the price of a free city.

Separately, I want to thank the various types of touring artists who come to Bakhmut to tell that the city is heroically defending itself!
Guys, we wouldn't have survived without you, thank you!

[Viper 12108]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

To be fair it wasn't the Macedonians' first tour in Afghanistan.

 

 

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not forgotten. It was one reason they could move around a bit more freely. We used a Macedonian moat in Helmand as a range. 

Check out the Afghan Campaign if you want a good read about the Mac's. Damn fine troops. Always there when called. 

But the northern macadonians have nothing to do with Alexander the Great 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

But the northern macadonians have nothing to do with Alexander the Great 

How much is Greece paying you?

[Trey3216 15346]

2 hours ago, MillerEP said:

 

Krill says…”it’s a whale of an ordeal.”   
News at 10.  

[Superhero 8828]

58 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

At what point do we say fuck it and start sodomizing POWs with baseball bats covered in glass shards?

[Walser 1109]

What is the current best way to get a NAFO fella avatar? 

[pops 6983]

6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

https://www.politico.eu/article/cockpit-caper-us-jet-draws-sky-penis-russia-base/

Now i know politico.eu is so much better than politico.com 

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

That picture took me back down memory lane to working at a convenience store in Selma Alabama on Jeff Davis Avenue* next to the Food Stamp Office, and selling TBird to kindly gentlemen who would pay with handfuls of pennies. I soon learned not to bother counting the pennies; the amount was always exact. Thunderbird was only one of our fine wines. I remember Night Train Express, and Bull's Head Scuppernong Wine. There are associated stories untold.

*since renamed.

The doors to the mission open at seven
And the soup will be ready about nine
Right now it's six-thirty, they're ragged and dirty
They're standin' and sittin' and layin' in line

First they'll do a little singin', then hear a little preachin'
And get saved for the 3rd time this week
A bowl of soup later and a pat on the shoulder
And by midnight, they're back on the street

They walk to the corner of 4th street and Broadway
Then take the first alley on the right
One of them asks a stranger, "How 'bout a hand"?
And he gives 'em one finger at a time

Then they spot an old buddy with a bottle of heaven
Then pass around what means everything
One bottle for four, thank God, someone scored
And now the midnight choir starts to sing

Will they have Mogen David in Heaven?
Dear Lord, we'd all like to know
Will they have Mogen David in Heaven, sweet Jesus?
If they don't, who the hell wants to go?

[Bama Chick 28596]

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/01/opinion/ukraine-war-russia-putin.html
 

Yeah we have no trouble with American law enforcement stealing money and property by Civil Forfeiture before actual American citizens are even charged with a crime.

Seize anything and everything of value that is Russian and Venmo that shit to Ukraine.

[Gatorubet 30213]

14 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

It kinda ruins the mood when you get a picture of a puppy shoved up her butthole?

what are you….a Puritan?

[Trey3216 15346]

38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

what are you….a Puritan?

He just wants it to feel like eating a Costco hot dog, not a baby carrot.  

[atomheartbevo 89649]

Never realized how much went into this  extremely fascinating thread on how Russians see themselves and the surrounding countries.

Edited November 4, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[MillerEP 30454]

1 hour ago, Walser said:

What is the current best way to get a NAFO fella avatar? 

Donate to one of the charities like Saint Javelin or Georgian Legion, and then tweet this guy with proof of your donation and your request. Just black out your name or something.

[atomheartbevo 89649]

We are working with the drones here in the US, but imagine that Ukraine is really boosting our knowledge 

 

[MillerEP 30454]

 

[Bevo 13576]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are working with the drones here in the US, but imagine that Ukraine is really boosting our knowledge

I wonder if Ukraine has figured out how to stop the pop-ups on the navigation screen.

[MillerEP 30454]

 

[MillerEP 30454]

Crimea, mobilized

 

[InkaUtexas 25909]

4 hours ago, Walser said:

What is the current best way to get a NAFO fella avatar? 

@saintjavelin on twitter. 

[MagicSoccerSpray 1732]

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If you’re going Polish, get your hands on some bootleg Zubrowka (bison grass) wódka, sadly not legal here because of the alleged narcotic properties of the bison grass. Mix with apple juice for a szarlotka (apple pie) shot that will make you forget your worries as well as “responsibilities” and “physics” as you realize the shit DOES taste like apple pie that’s not at all 80 proof.

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Before 2010 Żubrówka was illegal in the United States because the grass it is made from contains coumarin which the FDA classifies as a "substances generally prohibited from direct addition or use as human food."^[9][10] Since 2011 the manufacturers have made a version of Żubrówka from rye grain which aims to have a flavor similar to the original.^[9][11]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have you ever tried Slivovitz Serbian plum brandy?  

 

 

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[GopherRock 1765]

Distilled alcohol discussion not going away. 

[Bateshorn 9927]

13 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Distilled Gross alcohol discussion not going away. 

Fify

[DDD Dad 14333]

23 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Distilled alcohol discussion not going away. 

 

9 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Fify

Perhaps @Angry Gorilla could chime in here. 

[Nivek 16923]

Fuck yea..  But I hate allergies. Can Surly adopt a troop? 
 

I think they would probably prefer the battle field to our hugs…

[Gatorubet 30213]

1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Distilled alcohol discussion not going away. 

In the fer or agin, I’m fer

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Edited November 4, 2022 by atomheartbevo

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[atomheartbevo 89649]

I have made such a shot many times in various first-person shooters, and nothing quite beats that feeling of stepping out of hiding and taking out another person's tank or vehicle.

Well, maybe running over people in a jeep in Battlefield 1942.  And hell, Russia is probably running some 1940s-era jeeps in Ukraine, so that might could happen.

 

[Captainant 27655]

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have made such a shot many times in various first-person shooters, and nothing quite beats that feeling of stepping out of hiding and taking out another person's tank or vehicle.

Well, maybe running over people in a jeep in Battlefield 1942.  And hell, Russia is probably running some 1940s-era jeeps in Ukraine, so that might could happen.

 

Yeah but it wouldve been cooler to cover a jeep in C4 and ghost ride that whip into a tank. GAWSH it's like you've never played BF

[atomheartbevo 89649]

https://twitter.com/RFERL/status/1588531845456535554

Edited November 4, 2022 by atomheartbevo

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Turns out Putin has his limits

And wants civilians to leave Kherson

 

[Gatorubet 30213]

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

So call your shot. What is going to happen in Kherson?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89649]

27 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So call your shot. What is going to happen in Kherson?

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

27 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So call your shot. What is going to happen in Kherson?

Laced major buildings with explosives waiting for Ukraine to come in and occupy. Somehow leveling the city in some non nuke way. 

[Bateshorn 9927]

44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So call your shot. What is going to happen in Kherson?

blow the damn, flood all of the sourthern oblast.

[Gatorubet 30213]

19 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Laced major buildings with explosives waiting for Ukraine to come in and occupy. Somehow leveling the city in some non nuke way. 

So- the Gamemakers want them to enter the Capital? 

[tx 3 putt 76906]

Hahaha, his time up is near 

 

[elfenix 34230]

 

[Catpfish 618]

14 hours ago, MillerEP said:

 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

41 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

Now draw Dickbutt.

[Brisketexan 105095]

So call your shot. What is going to happen in Kherson?

Laced major buildings with explosives waiting for Ukraine to come in and occupy. Somehow leveling the city in some non nuke way. 

This.
Russia is going to level Kherson to deny it to the UKA.

[Parliament 14255]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

The pilot:

 

[Trey3216 15346]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

In the fer or agin, I’m fer

[RDCanecutter 26411]

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are working with the drones here in the US, but imagine that Ukraine is really boosting our knowledge 

 

 

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