Русский корабль - иди нахуй

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2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Gotcha,  my mind went to the BAR and not the M2, I guess from seeing that old-ass (badass) Maxim being deployed.  

Oh it's weird when you stop and think the M2 has been in service with the US military for over a century.

But it's....

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh it's weird when you stop and think the M2 has been in service with the US military for over a century.

But it's....

I think Carlos Hathcock used it for a long-range kill once.  I could be wrong. 

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3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I think Carlos Hathcock used it for a long-range kill once.  I could be wrong. 

Nope, you are correct.  For a while it was the longest confirmed sniper kill.

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ISW writer expounding on the Dnipro bridgehead. 

 

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"It's wetlands & marshes unsuitable for sustaining large forces."

hmm.

"The British erroneously considered the jungle terrain impassable," (talking about the jungle north of Singapore. Before the Japanese captured it.)

Something tells me that these incredibly clever Ukrainians are going to use those beachheads as part of something to hurt somebody. I foresee a mob of Himars spotters and Javelin teams swarming out of the muck on dirt bikes and ATVs.

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^?

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10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^?

That...has to be satire, right?

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34 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"It's wetlands & marshes unsuitable for sustaining large forces."

hmm.

"The British erroneously considered the jungle terrain impassable," (talking about the jungle north of Singapore. Before the Japanese captured it.)

Something tells me that these incredibly clever Ukrainians are going to use those beachheads as part of something to hurt somebody. I foresee a mob of Himars spotters and Javelin teams swarming out of the muck on dirt bikes and ATVs.

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https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1650106740287893513?s=20

^Slightly NSFW(ish) Sanctions must be working?

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That...has to be satire, right?

Nah, Putin has to prop up some nonsense candidates to pretend like voters actually have a choice. The more insane the other candidates the better, it makes Putin look, etc.

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So is Joe like the Frank Stallone of the Flynn family, or what?  

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Russia will have a billion people!

immigration will be zero!

i am very good at demographics!

 

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Completely unsat. 

US aviation ordinance loading is a precision evolution.   

RU is cartoon level competent 

 

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I don't remember if we covered this or not, but documents recently leaked out that Russia was attempting to influence German politicians on the far right (AfD) and far left (Die Linke) to erode support for Ukraine.

 

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27 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Completely unsat. 

US aviation ordinance loading is a precision evolution.   

RU is cartoon level competent 

 

Produkty AKME, tovarishch.

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Completely unsat. 

US aviation ordinance loading is a precision evolution.   

RU is cartoon level competent 

 

In Putin Russia, same knot used to tie windows to buildings during military guided tours...

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4 hours ago, MillerEP said:

https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1650106740287893513?s=20

^Slightly NSFW(ish) Sanctions must be working?

I should open a Wildberry farm.

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25 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I should open a Wildberry farm.

And we need to figure out how to smuggle a fuckton of liquor into the occupied areas of Ukraine.  I feel like if we could smuggle a few C-17 cargo holds full of some good ole fashioned American moonshine, along with some of the more expensive beverages like Everclear, and get it deployed into the areas held by Russians ahead of Ukrainian forces, that it'd do far more good to help the Ukrainians than any amount of HIMARS ammo.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And we need to figure out how to smuggle a fuckton of liquor into the occupied areas of Ukraine.  I feel like if we could smuggle a few C-17 cargo holds full of some good ole fashioned American moonshine, along with some of the more expensive beverages like Everclear, and get it deployed into the areas held by Russians ahead of Ukrainian forces, that it'd do far more good to help the Ukrainians than any amount of HIMARS ammo.

Um, I was focused on the asses.   BTW the idea of Ukrainians leaving behind poisoned or just shitloads of booze, as a feigned retreat, was probably page 5 stuff.  

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You could probably air drop cases of liquor with a big label that says it's poisoned... And those orcs would still drink it.

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5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You could probably air drop cases of liquor with a big label that says it's poisoned... And those orcs would still drink it.

Hell, you could air drop cases of beer with labels that say "PABST BLUE RIBBON" and those motherfuckers would probably still drink it.

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hell, you could air drop cases of beer with labels that say "PABST BLUE RIBBON" and those motherfuckers would probably still drink it.

Geneva Convention, dude!

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Let's not engage in war crimes.  Let's not become what we hate.

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Drones dropping corn dodgers? 

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@The Dog LOL

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24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Let's not engage in war crimes.  Let's not become what we hate.

Well Fentanyl would be bad, but what about Rohypnol?

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He meant USVs (drone boats) not UAVs.  Very interesting.

 

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Some are saying attacks by air and sea.

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And poor pavel reverski only has 2 lanterns.  Neither of which have fuel to burn. 

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2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

You could probably air drop cases of liquor with a big label that says it's poisoned... And those orcs would still drink it.

One of their planes, I want to say the Backfire (or maybe the Foxbat?), uses some sort of liquid (not the fuel, something else) that ended up being close enough to booze that the base personnel would buy it from the air/ground crews, resulting in shortages.  I wish I could remember details.  

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Double post

Edited April 24, 2023 by MadBurgerMaker

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Not blurred

 

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18 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

One of their planes, I want to say the Backfire (or maybe the Foxbat?), uses some sort of liquid (not the fuel, something else) that ended up being close enough to booze that the base personnel would buy it from the air/ground crews, resulting in shortages.  I wish I could remember details.  

 

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Ah the Blinder!  lol @ "spontaneous rotation of the aircraft."  I also like how it just flipped backwards below 290.  What a piece of shit.  

Edited April 24, 2023 by MadBurgerMaker

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3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Well Fentanyl would be bad, but what about Rohypnol?

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hell, you could air drop cases of beer with labels that say "PABST BLUE RIBBON" and those motherfuckers would probably still drink it.

 

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This is fantastic. 

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He could dance and beat up n'er do goods at biker bars.   We never deserved Patrick Swayze.

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Between whatever shampoo gives him that bounce and whatever dance school taught that couple those sick moves, it's an ad for everything but the beer. 

Nobody puts PBR in the corner.

 

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18 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

"It's wetlands & marshes unsuitable for sustaining large forces."

hmm.

"The British erroneously considered the jungle terrain impassable," (talking about the jungle north of Singapore. Before the Japanese captured it.)

Something tells me that these incredibly clever Ukrainians are going to use those beachheads as part of something to hurt somebody. I foresee a mob of Himars spotters and Javelin teams swarming out of the muck on dirt bikes and ATVs.

Makes me curious as to what kind of bridging equipment they've been given. Is it possible/practical to quickly build temporary bridges through those marshes?

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Between whatever shampoo gives him that bounce and whatever dance school taught that couple those sick moves, it's an ad for everything but the beer. 

Nobody puts PBR in the corner.

 

I believe he learned those moves at some dance school in Oak Forest (Houston).  Not sure if they are still around.