Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

knowing the Russians, they are probably marking the spot where the false flag bombs are going to be set off.

 

 

[The Dog 44060]

 

[Schulz2.0 28960]

 

[Chad Fuck 17684]

What's the latest on the weather/ ground conditions in Ukraine?

 

 

[Schulz2.0 28960]

 

 

[Bevo 13578]

32 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Damn, at least do a quick sketch on a napkin.

Like the anti-thujone.

[Horn Dog 9875]

24 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

The 2023 Russian mail Order Bride Christmas Catalog is going to look like a full set of encyclopedias (those are books to you young'ens) 

[Brisketexan 105154]

38 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Damn, at least do a quick sketch on a napkin.

Here it is.  It took him like three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip.

 

[Schulz2.0 28960]

 

[Rimbo 25970]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I accept this as sincere, but now am just confused at what I thought I read. 

I was mostly whining that I'm having to play editor and just post the "good" Philips P O'Brien twits, as otherwise this thread would be nothing but that AND I'd have no time to do anything else. Not everything he twits is relevant to this thread... or any other. Though I suppose we could start a thread for "Irish people complaining about the lack of English funding for Scottish universities."

Anyway, on the topic of "things ppo'b twits or retwits that are interesting and relevant"

 

[Rimbo 25970]

not every Darth Putin twit/retwit is worth the effort, either

but this one definitely is

 

[MissingInAction 25105]

I hope DARPA is paying attention and has a list of Uke engineers to recruit.

[Bevo 13578]

40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here it is.  It took him like three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip.

 

[Rimbo 25970]

27 minutes ago, Bevo said:

[MillerEP 30491]

 

[SquishMitten 10408]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I can tell you for a fact which of those two groups I would be more scared of. Hint: it's not the scrawny Chinese guys freezing their nuts off. 

[KYHorn 17076]

 

 

[Gatorubet 30246]

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This goes back to even (at least) Roman times. One big reason that the Legions rolled over not just barbarians, but more sophisticated foes, was that every night they bedded down in a familiar, orderly, temporarily fortified camp where they ate and went to sleep while their opponents shivered in the cold.  Roman generals factored in the time and supplies to build a camp when campaigning. 

In the Kirk Douglass Spartacus movie some dipshit noble ally of Crassus is picked to lead the Pretorian Guard to rout the gladiator/slaves.    He neglects to build the ditch and palisade that is the legion norm (as the slaves are rabble, after all) and gets defeated by Spartacus due to his failure to fortify the camp.   He is then banished from Rome for his stupidity and the violation of a core legion rule.  

[Gatorubet 30246]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Apologies to @texastough for adding another one of my "useless comments"

[The Dog 44060]

 

[SquishMitten 10408]

21 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

 

So they really are doubling down on Bahkmut and giving Wagner the ammo they’ve been begging for, even though that’s way way down the list of where the stuff is needed, or Prigozin is firing off everything they have left based on assurances that more is coming soon (which may or may not have been said, and even if it was, may or may not actually happen). I’m not sure which of those two possibilities is my favorite.  

[Rimbo 25970]

 

[InkaUtexas 25955]

How things have changed. 

 

[GopherRock 1765]

Speaking of which, what's the phrase to listen for on the OSINT or the communique from Kyiv to say the invasion is under way? I'm a big fan of "У Джона довгі вуса."

[Gatorubet 30246]

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

How things have changed. 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

15 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Speaking of which, what's the phrase to listen for on the OSINT or the communique from Kyiv to say the invasion is under way? I'm a big fan of "У Джона довгі вуса."

How do you say "wound my heart with a monotonous languor" in Ukrainian? 

[Gatorubet 30246]

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

What's the latest on the weather/ ground conditions in Ukraine?

 

 

Wet but warming

[WhatTheBuck 28786]

Oh, baby. 

[atomheartbevo 89708]

 

[Deej 76818]

38 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

How things have changed. 

 

So aggy. Which is more fake Army? Russia or aggy corps of cadets?

Edited May 8, 2023 by Deej

[Pato del Muerto 52510]

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

So aggy. Which is more fake Army? Russia or aggy corps of cadets?

You talking bout the Ukrainian army academy there? Or the poles?

Edited May 9, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[GopherRock 1765]

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

This getting built at the Pas de Calais?

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you say "wound my heart with a monotonous languor" in Ukrainian? 

John has a long mustache 

 

or 

 

The chair is against the wall. 

[jdhorn92 1552]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

So aggy. Which is more fake Army? Russia or aggy corps of cadets?

Always reminds me of when Army and the Aggies squared off several years ago.  IIRC Army had them beat but a late turnover foiled the upset.  Either on here or shaggy, it was called Army vs Fake Army, I laughed.  Another good laugh was when the aggie ladies won a natty in basketball I think.....TAMU, where the women are champions and the men are cheerleaders. 

[InkaUtexas 25955]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

John has a long mustache 

 

or 

 

The chair is against the wall. 

I heard the broadcast would be Putin has a tiny dick. 

[Pato del Muerto 52510]

Putin- he only has one ball.

[Born to Run 6569]

123
I think
although
213 is more likely, the wiser choice.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

11 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

what in god's name is this.  real?  not real?  actual chinese propaganda where they picked a photo of us looking like our army is made entirely of the predator cast?

Our army, like the CIA has been pushing too many pencils

[Rimbo 25970]

 

[Rimbo 25970]

 

[InkaUtexas 25955]

Made me laugh. Fuck Russia. 

 

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[956 Worldwide 34715]

Russia had one tank in its big parade. 
 

 

[KYHorn 17076]

53 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Russia had one tank in its big parade. 
 

 

 

 

Edited May 9, 2023 by KYHorn

[KYHorn 17076]

 

  

[956 Worldwide 34715]

Allegedly the tank being used is a post-war Czechoslovak model. Still looking for confirmation, awesome if true. 

[statsman 5471]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/putin-condemns-western-support-for-ukraine-as-russias-battlefield-losses-mount-2c09554f?st=u8guhari6r8s2ul&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink
 

Putin doesn’t get it. The biggest gift from the west, to undermine Russia, is liberal democracy, consent of the governed, inalienable rights and transparent markets. The genie isn’t going back into the bottle. 

[Schulz2.0 28960]

Thread that goes into what actually appeared at the parade as compared to previous years.

 

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