Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Pods 7594]

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I laughed. 

 

 

+100 Internet Points. The judges also would have accepted a submission with the goat subbed out for DON DON DON. 

[InkaUtexas 26345]

I hope we never have to hear those words from that at fuck. 

[InkaUtexas 26345]

Hit the navy again. 

 

[Laxtonto 12635]

They have wiped out most of the AA systems around Sevastopol, killed the rigs that were the early warning systems and are now just decimating as much as they can in the port.

[NorthLoop 14302]

Hit em every fucking night

[RDCanecutter 26550]

39 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Hit the navy again. 

 

If they go out to sea, the drone boats get them. If they go into Sebastopol, they get hit just like the dry dock. If they go to a Russian port, they sit and rot.

 

[BamaATL 16593]

 

 

[atomheartbevo 90041]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Zelensky's short, and nobody cares. Because Zelensky's a badass.

Yep.

 

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 90041]

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Hit the navy again. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

They have wiped out most of the AA systems around Sevastopol, killed the rigs that were the early warning systems and are now just decimating as much as they can in the port.

Russia uses their cruise missiles to take out...*checks notes* civilian apartment buildings, restaurants, schools, hospitals, and streets.

Ukraine uses their cruise missiles to destroy ships, dry docks, air-defense systems, and *healthy list of military targets*

[InkaUtexas 26345]

Fuck Russia, and honor these people. We focus on the military operations and exploits but wanted to share this one. Came out early today, just saw it. 

 

[956 Worldwide 34912]

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The hits keep on coming for Russia, as a Putin takes it further backwards 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/17/world/armenia-russia-kremlin-us-intl/index.html

 

 

The Russians have about a brigade in Armenia and also have several Mig-29s that fly out of that base. Flights of the MiGs are pretty common in the skies over Yerevan. 
 

Armenia made a strategic miscalculation in relying on Putin’s Russia. A different Russia might indeed have had the political will to stand up to the Azeris and to have deterred them from going in to NK. And it could have been a deterrence action and not a conflict. But Putin is not capable of acting like an ally to anyone and he correctly calculated that Armenia had no real other options. Now, it’s unlikely Russia has the capacity to actually act against Azerbaijan while tied down in Ukraine.

[Nivek 17036]

Russia's relationships are all transactional.  Those who deal with them are either doing so because they operate in the same way, they are puppet leaders, or they are trying to hedge their positions.   

[Schulz2.0 29039]

 

 

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^Has an 80km range, but Ukraine only received 225 of them.

 

Edited September 18, 2023 by Schulz2.0

[BamaATL 16593]

41 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

^Has an 80km range, but Ukraine only received 225 of them.

 

That Vulcano looks like firing artillery from a cubicle.  Must be a welcome to change to operate compared to old Soviet crap.  

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5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

That Vulcano looks like firing artillery from a cubicle.  Must be a welcome to change to operate compared to old Soviet crap.  

Looks like a spaceship compared to what the Russians use.

[atomheartbevo 90041]

Hey @blacklab or any of the other Surly sub vets, from @Schulz2.0's twitter link above

I'm assuming the Russians didn't have any armaments or fuel in the sub while it was in dry dock (but we are talking about Russians, so...), but it looks like the the cruise missile impacted behind the sail and then something cooked off by the bow planes instead of two missile hits.

I maybe reading this wrong, but on the first photo, on the starboard side, looking from the stern area, you have the gaping hole in the side behind the sail which definitely looks like a missile impact, and then some damage past the bow planes, and the second photo is still on the starboard side, looking back from the bow area at said damage near the bow planes.  

The original link said it was two different hits, and the photo seems slightly off (the different color of the hull under the bow in the second photo vs the first photo) , but the diagram below shows torpedo/cruise missile storage in that area under the bow planes, which if even just one or two torpedoes/missiles were on board, could have cooked off from a fire.

[Brisketexan 105569]

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

All I'm sayin' is that if we want to make sure the rooskies don't put that sub back in action, we probably need to put this guy on the sanctions list:

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

On 9/17/2023 at 7:10 AM, KYHorn said:

“First Prigozhin. Now Kadyrov."

a line from The Firm I always enjoyed from Ed Harris when he first meets Tom Cruise:  "Beats any actuary table I ever saw."
 

[Gatorubet 30393]

17 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Inside a Russian vehicle hit by an FPV. I believe part of his arm falls off when he gets out

 

[Gatorubet 30393]

14 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

They have wiped out most of the AA systems around Sevastopol, killed the rigs that were the early warning systems and are now just decimating as much as they can in the port.

[DDD Dad 14370]

20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Live look in at YGIFS:

[BamaATL 16593]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

All I'm sayin' is that if we want to make sure the rooskies don't put that sub back in action, we probably need to put this guy on the sanctions list:

 

If only we had Billy Mays still around.  We could use that awesome auger to demine all of Ukraine for 3 easy payments of $39.95.  

[Gatorubet 30393]

[RDCanecutter 26550]

3 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

 

Ukraine probably extended the lives of the submarine crew because that bucket was going down for some reason if it had gone back to sea.

What am I saying-- they may already be in the trenches as replacement infantry.

[RDCanecutter 26550]

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

That Vulcano looks like firing artillery from a cubicle.  Must be a welcome to change to operate compared to old Soviet crap.  

Other than all the TPS reports, sure.

[Schulz2.0 29039]

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26550]

Incel Airsoft dork indulges in internet assholery.

[Sawbonz 27777]

18 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

 

David E? Fuck that dox the POS

[Brisketexan 105569]

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

David E? Fuck that dox the POS Put him on a bus to the front lines.

He's in the bullseye for "men of fighting age."  He likes to play dress-up soldier.  Let him turn his fantasies into reality.

[Schulz2.0 29039]

14 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

David E? Fuck that dox the POS

They're following German privacy laws.

[Post Oak 20327]

4 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

 

 

That sub reminds me of Hope Solo.

[MissingInAction 25299]

54 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Incel Airsoft dork indulges in internet assholery.

New motto?

[blacklab 11994]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hey @blacklab or any of the other Surly sub vets, from @Schulz2.0's twitter link above

I'm assuming the Russians didn't have any armaments or fuel in the sub while it was in dry dock (but we are talking about Russians, so...), but it looks like the the cruise missile impacted behind the sail and then something cooked off by the bow planes instead of two missile hits.

I maybe reading this wrong, but on the first photo, on the starboard side, looking from the stern area, you have the gaping hole in the side behind the sail which definitely looks like a missile impact, and then some damage past the bow planes, and the second photo is still on the starboard side, looking back from the bow area at said damage near the bow planes.  

The original link said it was two different hits, and the photo seems slightly off (the different color of the hull under the bow in the second photo vs the first photo) , but the diagram below shows torpedo/cruise missile storage in that area under the bow planes, which if even just one or two torpedoes/missiles were on board, could have cooked off from a fire.

 

This is a torpedo cook off probably caused by a fire

[Steel Shank 9439]

39 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

That sub reminds me of Hope Solo.

You'll find them both in the "Now THAT'S Gash!!" thread.

[Schulz2.0 29039]

 

 

[BamaATL 16593]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

That sub reminds me of Hope Solo.

A couple of holes ready to be used by a Seahawk?  

 

[InkaUtexas 26345]

Nice. 

 

 

[InkaUtexas 26345]

So guess they are scared. Adding that much flight time to hit apartments when under sanctions is a bit odd. Either way, fuck em. Time to launch patriots up over Belarus. 

 

[Brisketexan 105569]

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nice. 

 

 

Backbone.  From a soccer governing body.  That's actually a bit shocking.*

* I'm withholding judgment, though, until after they actually turn down the big Russian bribe money that's heading their way.

[InkaUtexas 26345]

UEFA is not FIFA. if FIFA, yeah, bribes are an issue for sure. 

[Brisketexan 105569]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

UEFA is not FIFA. if FIFA, yeah, bribes are an issue for sure. 

One doesn't have to be FIFA to be a crooked soccer governing body. One only has to be....a soccer governing body.

[InkaUtexas 26345]

Or Big 12 refs right? 

[956 Worldwide 34912]

All right, I’ll be jumping on a plane in about two hours and touching down in Riga next day. Riga has become kind of a major hub for (real) dissident Russians and also of course a leader on Ukraine and countering Russian influence. 
 

Will report back. It’s gonna be a nice feeling to be back close to the action. 

[Brisketexan 105569]

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

All right, I’ll be jumping on a plane in about two hours and touching down in Riga next day. Riga has become kind of a major hub for (real) dissident Russians and also of course a leader on Ukraine and countering Russian influence. 
 

Will report back. It’s gonna be a nice feeling to be back close to the action. 

I hope you get a latvia done.

[BamaATL 16593]

6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

All right, I’ll be jumping on a plane in about two hours and touching down in Riga next day. Riga has become kind of a major hub for (real) dissident Russians and also of course a leader on Ukraine and countering Russian influence. 
 

Will report back. It’s gonna be a nice feeling to be back close to the action. 

If you run into Evika Silina pictures would be appreciated.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

All right, I’ll be jumping on a plane in about two hours and touching down in Riga next day. Riga has become kind of a major hub for (real) dissident Russians and also of course a leader on Ukraine and countering Russian influence. 
 

Will report back. It’s gonna be a nice feeling to be back close to the action. 

check your rpg. not allowed in carryon any more.

[NorthLoop 14302]

15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or Big 12 refs right? 

This just in, the Big 12 has added FC Spartak Moscow. As of right now, nobody has yet informed Brett Yormark that it's not the same type of football. He cannot be reached for comment as he is currently vacationing in Crimea. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5807]

On 9/17/2023 at 10:09 AM, Gatorubet said:

So  lemme see- you let the murderers and rapists and the most violent scum of your corrupt society out of prison to join a private mercenary group so they can commit war crimes in Ukraine.  And then, after their failed march on Moscow and they are broken up, Putin’s government decides that no one can employ them.

And this comes after Putin kicks wounded Wagner’s fighters out of hospitals, and refuses to give pay relatives for deaths or pay the wounded.  

Honestly, I can’t see how having a bunch of career criminal murdering scum being lied to by the government could result in any problems down the road.   That Putin, he is playing 5D chess.

The Wagnerites are such fucking pussies. Your god was blown out of the sky and you did nothing. Now you whine about not being able to get a job flipping burgers at Burger King? Fuck you, you losers.