Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Deej 77,853]

6 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Putin tried to take out Surly for a hot minute?

Just a bunch of thirsty Surly members slamming the servers after Nicole posted a pic. 

[Trey3216 15,452]

Guy on fox a few minutes ago that’s a professor at the National University of Kiev or something is armed and fighting alongside fellow citizens and military.   Said there were citizens volunteers this morning that were shooting Russian paratroopers as they floated towards the ground and at least one non-military citizen that shot down a helicopter.   Lol.  Fucking Wolverines!!!!!

 

edit: MillerEP beat me to it.  

Edited February 25, 2022 by Trey3216

[InkaUtexas 26,915]

I had to work during the outage....... WHAT THE HELL..... I hope Hawaii is worth it.

[Cheeseweasel 26,442]

7 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Putin tried to take out Surly for a hot minute?

He understands the collective braintrust here is all that stands between him and world domination

[0xdeadbeef 1,700]

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Well, this seems promising

 

It's been said that logistics wins wars. 

Driving deep into enemy territory is great and all, but without plans for a resupply, you are proper-fucked.   

Foraging for fuel?  The days of Sherman's march-to-the-sea are long gone.

 

 

[texasdago 7,771]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

What did the president say?

[CooterBrown 18,289]

Several sources actually but over the last 48 hours he’s become increasingly more angry/isolated/paranoid (BBC, CNN, FoxNews, APNews, the Guardian, Al Jazeera…pick your poison.)
More sanctions: that’s a pisser!
[/url] Also, my new neighbor thought I was Russian. Lmao. I’m German/Lebanese and English/Scottish and Irish. I’m not Russian. Do I look Russian? I have nothing against the Russian people btw. 

I can’t tell. That shirt is in the way.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

59 minutes ago, texastough said:

Where do you get that? My understanding is that most of the Oligarchs hate his fucking guts, but he has them by the balls. When he took power he demanded half of the Oligarchs' wealth or else he'd kill them and their family and friends etc. He can do it because of his iron grip on the KGB, military, etc. Which is also why it would be an enormous risk to plot an assassination from within. They wouldn't know who is really a spy for Putin.

When he took power is much different than now. They have helped him rape the country and are much richer than is public as well as supported the murder of his rivals. They are just as guilty as he is and they know it

[GTX Horn 1,725]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

They're interviewing an author in the Ukraine on Fox News. And he said after they started handed out weapons, he witnessed ordinary people shooting paratroopers out of the sky, and even saw a few paratroopers who landed, got lost in a neighborhood, so they asked for locals for directions, the locals came out and surrounded them and held them until the army arrived, and took them prisoner.

I love the mental image of an average Joe being handed a gun on the street and immediately one-shotting a Russian paratrooper out of the sky. Ukrainians are badasses.

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

The messaging on this should be Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. 
Separate the soldiers, people of Russia and the oligarchs from this action. 
Get the Russian people and oligarchs to see this what it is and to turn on him. 
Will also put a dent in the resolve of the Russian soldiers.

IMHO oligarchs will make a play when they see the writing on the wall and see what they are up against. 

[TexasEd 8,266]

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Seems out of the blue.  Why is a US general giving this speech?  Is some US asset threatened that I don't know about?

yeah about that General thing let's look at the tape.  The stripes on his arm say he is a Staff Sgt and the Blue Ribbon with Stars on it around his neck says Medal of Honor recipient.

Edited February 25, 2022 by TexasEd

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

It took the United States more than 2 weeks to capture Basara and 3 weeks to capture Baghdad. The US military was (and is) light-years ahead in leadership, training and weaponry. Anyone IMO thinking this is over for Russia is incorrect. War takes time. 

[ABSR 5,370]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He understands the collective braintrust here is all that stands between him and world domination Porn Hub access.

Fixed it.

[BabaYaga 15,629]

Time for a new profile pic.  Too good not to share

 

[0xdeadbeef 1,700]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Several sources actually but over the last 48 hours he’s become increasingly more angry/isolated/paranoid (BBC, CNN, FoxNews, APNews, the Guardian, Al Jazeera…pick your poison.)

More sanctions: that’s a pisser!

Also, my new neighbor thought I was Russian. Lmao. I’m German/Lebanese and English/Scottish and Irish. I’m not Russian. Do I look Russian? I have nothing against the Russian people btw. 

Wait, your avatar, is you? Is that allowed?

[RDCanecutter 26,900]

2 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

It's been said that logistics wins wars. 

Driving deep into enemy territory is great and all, but without plans for a resupply, you are proper-fucked.   

Foraging for fuel?  The days of Sherman's march-to-the-sea are long gone.

 

 

Well, Sherman was extremely frugal in his use of diesel.

[SimonBolivar 11,065]

2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

I love the mental image of an average Joe being handed a gun on the street and immediately one-shotting a Russian paratrooper out of the sky. Ukrainians are badasses.

[F250 29,202]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Guy on fox a few minutes ago that’s a professor at the National University of Kiev or something is armed and fighting alongside fellow citizens and military.   Said there were citizens volunteers this morning that were shooting Russian paratroopers as they floated towards the ground and at least one non-military citizen that shot down a helicopter.   Lol.  Fucking Wolverines!!!!!

[Post Oak 20,570]

8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Well, this seems promising

 

A tale as old as time.

[52-80 19,377]

3 minutes ago, JerrysJheriCurl said:

The messaging on this should be Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. 
Separate the soldiers, people of Russia and the oligarchs from this action. 
Get the Russian people and oligarchs to see this what it is and to turn on him. 
Will also put a dent in the resolve of the Russian soldiers.

IMHO oligarchs will make a play when they see the writing on the wall and see what they are up against. 

And a reminder that Russia has mandatory conscription. Exceptions I think are for education reasons and disabilities…so the rest are just dumb, poor, and collecting a check the only way they can

[InkaUtexas 26,915]

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It took the United States more than 2 weeks to capture Basara and 3 weeks to capture Baghdad. The US military was (and is) light-years ahead in leadership, training and weaponry. Anyone IMO thinking this is over for Russia is incorrect. War takes time. 

Agree. I think they are pushing forward fast, establish a perimeter around the cities and try to level them into surrendering. Troops can move in waves and US estimates on 1/3 of the potential forces are active. 

[RDCanecutter 26,900]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It took the United States more than 2 weeks to capture Basara and 3 weeks to capture Baghdad. The US military was (and is) light-years ahead in leadership, training and weaponry. Anyone IMO thinking this is over for Russia is incorrect. War takes time. 

Ayup. And If TikTok had existed in 1940, there would have been plenty of videos of knocked-out Wehrmacht vehicles and Luftwaffe planes going down, because small-scale, lots of clashes didn't go their way.

[40acredropout 2,911]

3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Wait, your avatar, is you? Is that allowed?

Not for you.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

What did the president say?

[GabrielsHorn 2,246]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,591]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Several sources actually but over the last 48 hours he’s become increasingly more angry/isolated/paranoid (BBC, CNN, FoxNews, APNews, the Guardian, Al Jazeera…pick your poison.)

More sanctions: that’s a pisser!

Also, my new neighbor thought I was Russian. Lmao. I’m German/Lebanese and English/Scottish and Irish. I’m not Russian. Do I look Russian? I have nothing against the Russian people btw. 

Quote

We're sorry, but the user Nicole44's inbox is full, and your message wasn't delivered.

damnit. 

[RDCanecutter 26,900]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Time for a new profile pic.  Too good not to share

 

That's approximately half the vocabulary you can learn from these videos.

[Brisketexan 106,951]

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It took the United States more than 2 weeks to capture Basara and 3 weeks to capture Baghdad. The US military was (and is) light-years ahead in leadership, training and weaponry. Anyone IMO thinking this is over for Russia is incorrect. War takes time. 

I don't recall a bunch of smoldering US armor on the side of the road during those advances.  That's a big difference.  Most of us expect that Russia will eventually get there.  But the cost is going to be high, and they are going to look like shit getting there -- both in what they do to civilians, and what's being done to them.

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Ayup. And If TikTok had existed in 1940, there would have been plenty of videos of knocked-out Wehrmacht vehicles and Luftwaffe planes going down, because small-scale, lots of clashes didn't go their way.

If TikTok existed in 1940, we'd be speaking German and there would be no Jewish population to speak of IMO. 

[InkaUtexas 26,915]

I want to buy this guy a beer. Can't so will drink one for them tonight. My version of Tears and Prayers. 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,442]

6 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Wait, your avatar, is you? Is that allowed?

Mine is you, so...yeah.

[BabaYaga 15,629]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Agree. I think they are pushing forward fast, establish a perimeter around the cities and try to level them into surrendering. Troops can move in waves and US estimates on 1/3 of the potential forces are active. 

They (Russian fuck waffles) made so many mistakes.  Twitter going hard on many of them from former battlefield vets/commanders....such as diluting forces, advancing along divided axis', logistical mistakes as we are seeing, lack of support to exploit gains, morale issues. 

You hate to see it.....

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

I don't recall a bunch of smoldering US armor on the side of the road during those advances.  That's a big difference.  Most of us expect that Russia will eventually get there.  But the cost is going to be high, and they are going to look like shit getting there -- both in what they do to civilians, and what's being done to them.

Russia, especially KGB-trained Putin, doesn't give a damn about the human cost or images show in war. Never have, never will. 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

Just wipe moscow off the face of the earth and get it over. Fuck these assholes. 

[52-80 19,377]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Kill some oligarch family members, wherever they live (I mean it, wherever they live -- walk up to them as they sip coffee at a cafe in Cyprus, and shoot them dead). 

Well…that autocratic turn didnt take long. 

[crash_davis 23,470]

shits about to get real. can't confirm the validity.

 

[BabaYaga 15,629]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't recall a bunch of smoldering US armor on the side of the road during those advances.  That's a big difference.  Most of us expect that Russia will eventually get there.  But the cost is going to be high, and they are going to look like shit getting there -- both in what they do to civilians, and what's being done to them.

Had the ME fighters had Jav's and other modern weapons you would have

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

Guy on fox a few minutes ago that’s a professor at the National University of Kiev or something is armed and fighting alongside fellow citizens and military.   Said there were citizens volunteers this morning that were shooting Russian paratroopers as they floated towards the ground and at least one non-military citizen that shot down a helicopter.   Lol.  Fucking Wolverines!!!!!
 
edit: MillerEP beat me to it.  

That’d be my luck…after spending years of moving up the ranks with vigorous trainig, studying, conditioning etc to be presumably a special ops paratrooper that lands smack dab behind enemy lines….and to get shot down on my first drop by liberal arts professor firing his first bullet ever

[SimonBolivar 11,065]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

shits about to get real. can't confirm the validity.

 

There's no need to move ICBMs anywhere for them to work. If you are moving them then it's for show.

Edited February 25, 2022 by SimonBolivar

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

SIAP: Biden freezing Putin's assets. 

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1497315847156686850?s=20&t=CCuXLQ6tkZ7gWEfNRKtYXg

[BabaYaga 15,629]

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Fake, there's no need to move ICBMs anywhere for them to work. 

And why the hell would they be going down the street like a UPS truck, next to a casino?

[BillyGoatHill 4,421]

15 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Well, this seems promising

 

DIESE VERDAMMTEN INGENIEURE!!

 

[Guest Lobo]

8 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

No CR.  wah wah wah wah wah  bitch bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan moan  complain complain complain complain  report to bob report to bob report to bob report to bob.  no CR. 

Fucking-A.  This war has nothing to do with our bullshit you fucking cunt.  

Also, our meme is just him stating who he is married to, it's not clever.  A clever meme would be somebody nodding their head into a microphone stating who is your husband.  'Cause you're taking an awful lotta dick being wrong.  

 But I'm sure I'll be the one that gets another "Bad posting point" against me because you're the strong, stoic badass and I'm the snowflake.  

Edited February 25, 2022 by Lobo

[956 Worldwide 35,598]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

shits about to get real. can't confirm the validity.

 

That’s been confirmed as fake. Topols are ICBMS.  They would never be in Moscow except empty, for a parade.  They are city killers that get launched from far away.  

[RDCanecutter 26,900]

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

And why the hell would they be going down the street like a UPS truck, next to a casino?

So we'd see them?

[SimonBolivar 11,065]

edit: @956 Worldwide got it

Edited February 25, 2022 by SimonBolivar

[27-25 2,085]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Let Poland take Kaliningrad, cause fuck russia.

Putin wants to call Ukraine an artificial creation?  At least a majority/plurality of people in Ukraine are ethnic Ukrainians.  Want to really talk about artificial entities?  I present to you Kaliningrad.

Fuck Russia, as you said.

[GabrielsHorn 2,246]

bbc reporting it as well

[BabaYaga 15,629]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So we'd see them?

We know they have them?  Not exactly a big secret and as stated, FARRRRRR too valuable to not be in hiding somewhere primed to strike (if that was the case).  That's the whole point.  They can be shuffled around and hidden before or after a strike to retaliate.  They are designed to flatten cities and have zero tactical application.  

[SimonBolivar 11,065]

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

bbc reporting it as well

Others too..