Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Rimbo 25,978]

 

 

(The original translates to "Cup." The bottom is assembly instructions for the cup.🤣)

[KYHorn 17,079]

 

 

 

Edited June 1, 2023 by KYHorn

[KYHorn 17,079]

Shebekino is in the Belgorod region. Nice to see this war getting taken to Russian soil. Limiting Ukraine to their own territory is absurd and a major help to Russia.

 Not familiar with this account so some skepticism is warranted.

 

[Gengs1 2,583]

 

[Bevo 13,579]

21 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

 

I don't see any duct tape so they must have used epoxy. It should be good as new.

[Kel Varnsen 8,539]

[BamaATL 16,593]

41 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

 

No bueno, though I will tell you not to look too closely at the bridges you drive on daily.  Turns out, they require maintenance, that we haven't been paying for, for nearly 40 to 50 years.  So there's that.  

[NorthLoop 14,215]

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

 

So basically just like every overpass in Austin? 

[atomheartbevo 89,732]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So basically just like every overpass in Austin? 

[Brisketexan 105,158]

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So basically just like every overpass in Austin? 

No.

Austin's overpasses are held up by a proprietary blend of crumbling concrete supports, bum piss, discarded tent poles, stolen grocery carts, and a specific odor found only in warm-climate homeless camps.  It's working so far.  I know this, because a consultant the city paid $479,000 to perform a "study" on the matter told me so.

[The Dog 44,063]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

You guys driven over the I-10 bridge in Lake Charles recently? 

[NorthLoop 14,215]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

You guys driven over the I-10 bridge in Lake Charles recently? 

Pretty sure it's already been hit by a HIMARS

[Brisketexan 105,158]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Pretty sure it's already been hit by a HIMARS

....and that was an attempt at REPAIRS on that bridge.

[The Dog 44,063]

^ allies of the Freedom of Russia guys. 

[atomheartbevo 89,732]

Moscow feeling some heat

 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

^ allies of the Freedom of Russia guys. 

allies for now. Feels like those two groups might start shooting at each other at some point in the future, when the Putin regime collapses and there's a power grab. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....and that was an attempt at REPAIRS on that bridge.

let me just tell you from experience here in Atlanta, don't store highly flammable fiber-optic material under the bridge next to where the crack heads freebase, it can end badly.  

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[MissingInAction 25,107]

Everything about Belhorod feels like an inside job. The rebels aren't having any trouble seizing Russian assets and putting them into battle. Almost like the keys were left in the sun visor.

[atomheartbevo 89,732]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Everything about Belhorod feels like an inside job. The rebels aren't having any trouble seizing Russian assets and putting them into battle. Almost like the keys were left in the sun visor.

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

allies for now. Feels like those two groups might start shooting at each other at some point in the future, when the Putin regime collapses and there's a power grab. 

I wonder if those groups are from the outlying regions and border areas where Moscow’s reach is not as tight.

Also, I’d imagine it wouldn’t take much money to make border security look the other way, and it wouldn’t be hard to get it across the border.

[Brisketexan 105,158]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder if those groups are from the outlying regions and border areas where Moscow’s reach is not as tight.

Also, I’d imagine it wouldn’t take much money to make border security look the other way, and it wouldn’t be hard to get it across the border.

This.

I can expend blood and treasure to fight and try to capture Russian gear. 

OR....I can send a package of jewelry, cash, and iPhones to Captain Ivan Corruptski in exchange for him "re-deploying" his men to a different area, leaving the equipment behind.

If option 2 is available, you take it...every time.

[Bevo 13,579]

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

^ allies of the Freedom of Russia guys. 

This is big.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Everything about Belhorod feels like an inside job. The rebels aren't having any trouble seizing Russian assets and putting them into battle. Almost like the keys were left in the sun visor.

I mean, you just happen to have soldiers trained to fly helicopters?  Those don't really grow on trees.  I can wrap my brain around how they seized some of this equipment, but just happening to also have soldiers trained on how to operate these complex systems?  This feels a lot more organized than a random "rebel" organization.

Edited June 1, 2023 by JesusSweatDuck
typo

[BamaATL 16,593]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

I can expend blood and treasure to fight and try to capture Russian gear. 

OR....I can send a package of jewelry, cash, and iPhones to Captain Ivan Corruptski in exchange for him "re-deploying" his men to a different area, leaving the equipment behind.

If option 2 is available, you take it...every time.

I imagine it doesn't take much cubic zirconia to get a helo around those parts.  

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Seems like news is slowing down today. Calm before a storm...

[The Dog 44,063]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I imagine it doesn't take much cubic zirconia to get a helo around those parts.  

You need a TOW? I can get you a TOW by 3:00. 

[The Dog 44,063]

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

 

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[statsman 5,472]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/nato-faces-pressure-on-clear-membership-path-for-ukraine-809d257c?st=ev31pwxvoqrqzot&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink

[Rimbo 25,978]

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

(The original translates to "Cup." The bottom is assembly instructions for the cup.🤣)

a fellow fella helped me on the translation

Quote

A CUP

ASSEMBLY

MANUFACTURED SCHEDULE OF THE REQUIREMENTS OF THE GUIDELINES DOCUMENTS

It's a pisstake on ruZZian equipment

🤣

[Rimbo 25,978]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

No.

Austin's overpasses are held up by a proprietary blend of crumbling concrete supports, bum piss, discarded tent poles, stolen grocery carts, and a specific odor found only in warm-climate homeless camps.  It's working so far.  I know this, because a consultant the city paid $479,000 to perform a "study" on the matter told me so.

you forgot bat guano

[SquishMitten 10,415]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

allies for now. Feels like those two groups might start shooting at each other at some point in the future, when the Putin regime collapses and there's a power grab. 

Yeah. The Legion may have some Nazi-types in them, but that's not certain as far as I can tell. Unlike the RVC, which is blatantly Neo-Nazi. I'd rather not see those guys with a bunch of attack choppers and tanks.

[atomheartbevo 89,732]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, you just happen to have soldiers trained to fly helicopters?  Those don't really grow on trees.  I can wrap my brain around how they seized some of this equipment, but just happening to also have soldiers trained on how to operate these complex systems?  This feels a lot more organized than a random "rebel" organization.

You’ve never watched an Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, or Sylvester Stallone action movie of the 1980s have you?  Just as most of Surly is a doctor or a lawyer, those action movies followed teams of soldiers where every other member was either a helicopter or fighter pilot or both.

[Ghost of LL 15,539]

20 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Yeah. The Legion may have some Nazi-types in them, but that's not certain as far as I can tell. Unlike the RVC, which is blatantly Neo-Nazi. I'd rather not see those guys with a bunch of attack choppers and tanks.

Just so long as the new Russian Civil War kills a whole bunch of Russians on all sides, I really don't care.

[RDCanecutter 26,453]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They admit on Russian state TV that they can't assassinate a sitting US Senator, but then talking about killing non-Russian civilians who say things they don't like.  Totally normal.

Well, the head or RT.com....

 

All we need now is for her to yell "BRING OUT THE FEMBOTS."

[Macanudo 12,989]

6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Just so long as the new Russian Civil War kills a whole bunch of Russians on all sides, I really don't care.

Do we need to dust off the Czech Legion to take control of the Trans-Siberian Railroad and then pick them up in Vladivostok when need be?

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

No.

Austin's overpasses are held up by a proprietary blend of crumbling concrete supports, bum piss, discarded tent poles, stolen grocery carts, and a specific odor found only in warm-climate homeless camps.  It's working so far.  I know this, because a consultant the city paid $479,000 to perform a "study" on the matter told me so.

 

dude, just be honest, you are pissed that you werent the guy they hired to be the consultant.

[Brisketexan 105,158]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

dude, just be honest, you are pissed that you werent the guy they hired to be the consultant.

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[BamaATL 16,593]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You’ve never watched an Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, or Sylvester Stallone action movie of the 1980s have you?  Just as most of Surly is a doctor or a lawyer, those action movies followed teams of soldiers where every other member was either a helicopter or fighter pilot or both.

 

[Rimbo 25,978]

lots of NATO adding Ukraine chat today

[MillerEP 30,491]

 

[Rimbo 25,978]

Luke Skywalker really is my hero

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