Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[immamac 44512]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

I didn't know you were Helobious' sock

I don't make the rules.

[F250 29304]

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

First I read this as "Russian Widows" and was thinking "damn that is a fast turnaround for a new dating app"

[cactusflinthead 27648]

 

[Schulz2.0 29325]

 

[atomheartbevo 90850]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Despite looking like Mike from Breaking Bad, Prigozhin is a much bigger pussy

He's not manly like Putin and Shoigu.

 

[Goredho 17666]

27 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

So a faux coup?

Too fauxcoup

[DigglerontheHoof 21612]

[Gatorubet 30921]

4 hours ago, locodos said:

it's the internet and Reddit...  But apparently the Ruskies have started destroying fuel stocks on the approach to Moscow (which is also fuel needed for the Ukraine war)

 

[cactusflinthead 27648]

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[MNLonghornFUKM 8990]

A coup wouldve really passed the time in the off-season up until kick off.


Now what?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't make the rules.

Walk us through how this returns to normal for Putin…

[Texas Flood 1386]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32736]

 

 

[FartingMonk 3634]

Damn.  I was saving this too

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13670]

Pogo, you big dummy!!

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This is correct.

[immamac 44512]

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Walk us through how this returns to normal for Putin…

He goes back to the kremlin and tells everyone he let it happen and he outsmarted him and he plays along and says I realize I need to go do what he says. You act like Russia is a real democracy. 

[Schulz2.0 29325]

 

[MillerEP 30913]

I can't believe he's going to trust Putin to honor anything once he is no longer surrounded by an armed force. Prigozhin's days are numbered. The big Idiot. He'll be dead within a few weeks.

[G650 14467]

Bruh

[Kdub 516]

Take it with a huge grain of salt

Edited June 24, 2023 by Kdub

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

He goes back to the kremlin and tells everyone he let it happen and he outsmarted him and he plays along and says I realize I need to go do what he says. You act like Russia is a real democracy. 

Wut.

[cmontexas 3388]

Putinwinslol

[ChiTownDoc 21363]

[cactusflinthead 27648]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21363]

2 minutes ago, Kdub said:

Take it with a huge grain of salt

This belongs in lulz

[Brisketexan 107148]

9 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Damn.  I was saving this too

Well, if the terms of the deal were that Shogun and Garanimals are out as leaders....that gif may still be accurate.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

4 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Putinwinslol

He’s a dead man walking.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

y’all motherfuckers applying logic and strategy to this need Jesus.  

[Hermanator 7719]

30 minutes ago, Kdub said:

I don't understand the play. Why go through all the trouble just to turn around, and back to business as usual?

I'm guessing he didn't initially set out to try to stage a coup. His group was I'm sure be coming frustrated with being used for cannon fodder and he did this as an attempt to maintain control as well as get Moscow's attention. Not the most well thought out plan but was probably out of a bit of desperation. I'm sure he realized he doesn't have the fire power to get to Moscow or overthrow Putin so he's trying to back out now before (he hopes) it hasn't reached the stage of no return. 

[Nicole44 22334]

[Reynolds Woodcock 5130]

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Wut.

Considering immamac’s track record on virtually every topic, it actually gives me hope to see he thinks all this is over.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, Kyrie Eleison said:

y’all motherfuckers applying logic and strategy to this need Jesus.  

It ultimately doesn’t matter why, who, what…the damage is done for Putin.

He’s turbofucked.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Considering immamac’s track record on virtually every topic, it actually gives me hope to see he thinks all this is over.

It’s fitting the owner of a site full of shitty takes has the most shitty takes.

He is our fearless, clueless leader.

[KYHorn 17714]

 

[Dbeasy 15640]

Putin may or may not be effed. He’s shown an incredible ability to hold control of that cesspool for 23 years. 

[Brisketexan 107148]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Putin may or may not be effed. He’s shown an incredible ability to hold control of that cesspool for 23 years. 

This.  The question is not whether he's damaged (he very much is).  The question is whether there's anyone who can take advantage of it.

He's weakened, and certainly in more peril than he's ever been in.  But is there someone who can push him aside?  Beats me.

[Telegraph_it 3401]

Well this would be crafty and shitty. 
 

 

[aggie08 21887]

No more coup, no more magical submarine. Fuck, we need something to keep the passport bros thread off the top of the page.

[AUS-97HORN 12110]

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Putin may or may not be effed. He’s shown an incredible ability to hold control of that cesspool for 23 years. 

What are his options? He held a national televised speech saying the traitors will pay dearly.

Then 12 hours later he agrees to the demands of those traitors (who waltzed through his territory unopposed)?

Again, Putin’s tenuous grasp on power exists purely based on his perceived strength.

It’s clear he is weak and powerless. The jackals that surround him know this.

It’s about to turn into a real shitshow.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Well this would be crafty and shitty. 
 

 

Nah. Let’s stop giving credence to the notion that Putin is a cunning strategist.

He has lost control of his fiefdom.

[Neonmoon 38130]

If Pringles is allowed to live, Putin has no power. 

[SimonBolivar 11081]

Russia gonna Russia

[ChiTownDoc 21363]

4 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Well this would be crafty and shitty. 
 

 

LMAO.  As if Putin needs to do a damn thing to win an ‘election’.  

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

If Pringles is allowed to live, Putin has no power. 

His troops just shot down several of Putin’s helicopters/fighter jets on their way to Moscow.

Putin: ”Hey about that. We’re cool, right? Any chance you can head back and fight that war you said was unjust?”

[Jameslaw121 4499]

49 minutes ago, locodos said:

What about the invention of the cell phone?

Moon Landing

Fall of Saigon

KFC Double down

7 Layer Burrito from Taco Bell was a bigger player in my youth than the KFC Double down. But I certainly had many of both.

[juan pantages 124]

I feel like Vince mcmahon is going to come out from behind the curtains at any moment.

 

[gmr548 16706]

He goes back to the kremlin and tells everyone he let it happen and he outsmarted him and he plays along and says I realize I need to go do what he says. You act like Russia is a real democracy. 

I know your hot takes are second only to Helobious but I’m kind of with you here. Vast majority of Russia will have no idea what really played out if they know anything at all. They will be fed some bullshit about how Putin stymied the coup or was working with Wagner and they will accept it at face value.

[KYHorn 17714]