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46 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

Pretty sure we last saw these guys chilling at the Omega house....

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  • AUS-97HORN
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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

In the Seim River, which then flows down into Ukraine

Most likely, in the Tiotkino area, russian bastards dumped something in the Seim river, everything is dying - fish, leeches, fry, the water is black and smelly. This is an ecological disaster. It's just terrible...it has already reached the Konotop district, and then Desna. Everything that is not dead is trying to climb ashore.


 

Tiotkino is right therein the far west where the Ukrainians have advanced to the other bank. My guess is it's either a "Jesus is coming-- hide everything!" moment, or else ditching some supply of fuel or chemicals to keep the Ukrainians from capturing them. Third guess is inbred Soviet-style rock-brain just being dumb.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So what country’s air defense were these Scandinavian f16s dialed in to?

It's more than that they were old. They needed information on current Russian systems. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It's more than that they were old. They needed information on current Russian systems. 

well shit, since those keep moving due to risk of blowing up Russia once again outsmarts us all.

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This guy sees nothing unusual:

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Who, was actually, an actress.  

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18 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Who, was actually, an actress.  

I'm glad she found that part. I bet her grotesquely huge head made getting work difficult otherwise.

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

From what I've read, this is where a @South Austin mom joke goes, right?

 

That’s a Putin detector!

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4 hours ago, KYHorn said:

 

When Ken Griffey Jr has Gigantism : r/SimpsonsFaces

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

From what I've read, this is where a @South Austin mom joke goes, right?

 

Paging @NowThis to the white courtesy phone. 

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A Ukrainian channel usually well informed report about the Ukrainian invasion of Belgorod

Russians drank Kool Aid 😁

"As promised, I will report on the breakthrough in Zhuravlevka (BNR)

Our special forces broke into the territory of the Russian Federation and killed podors [russians] at observation positions. Of all the terrorists of the Russian Federation who held positions, only one bastard survived and was seriously wounded. It was decided to drag it through the forest to replenish the exchange fund. During the movement of one of our groups, a russian opened fire from mortars.

Next, our soldiers fired with artillery and destroyed all the mortar positions.

Then the following happened - our main forces began to pull up and the podor, apparently drunk on kool aid, decided that they were stormtroopers and could cut off the advance path and rushed to cut the flank.

 As a result, the podors were struck by an artillery and a SPG paladin, and the entire Russian assault ended before it had even begun. Of those who survived, there is no one left, it is about 30 bodies. The area of the forest was blown to pieces and no one came out.

Now the movement of our troops continues, which are successfully entrenched in the territory of Podor.

But Gladkov says to keep calm. We do so. 👊🇺🇦"

 

All kinds of rumors about Crimea being next, Putin trying to move troops from the Kharkiv area over to Kursk, and shit is going down in Belgorod, and the Russian troops in the Kharkiv area probably can't get down to Belgorod because Kursk.

Feels like the Russian army, at least from say Kharkiv over to Belarus, is in a really bad position.

I listened to an interview with General Ben Hodges, and he mentioned that because the FSB is in charge of the response (because it's Ukrainian terrorists pouring over the border, dontcha know), and because the FSB and Russian military are not fond of one another, the Russian military could be slow-rolling their response, or at the very least, providing the utmost minimal support because they A) don't want any of their troops to be under FSB control and B) resources are slim to begin with and if they help the FSB, they could be screwing themselves over if the Ukrainians hit them.  And he mentioned most military leaders don't want to see the FSB succeed.

We have our turf wars in the Western militaries, man do we have turf wars, but we would never allow something like this - it really does harken back to the Soviet Union and the Cold War.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I listened to an interview with General Ben Hodges, and he mentioned that because the FSB is in charge of the response (because it's Ukrainian terrorists pouring over the border, dontcha know), and because the FSB and Russian military are not fond of one another, the Russian military could be slow-rolling their response, or at the very least, providing the utmost minimal support because they A) don't want any of their troops to be under FSB control and B) resources are slim to begin with and if they help the FSB, they could be screwing themselves over if the Ukrainians hit them.  And he mentioned most military leaders don't want to see the FSB succeed.

We have our turf wars in the Western militaries, man do we have turf wars, but we would never allow something like this - it really does harken back to the Soviet Union and the Cold War.

Again, the unified command and control emphasis of NATO/Western forces is proving SO important compared to the Russian mess.  Even with unified FSB command, they have very little experience with theater and multiple front commands, and the military under their control wants to see the FSB fail at leadership.

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Maybe Poland and Lithuania move a few things close to their Belarusian borders for exercises?

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe Poland and Lithuania move a few things close to their Belarusian borders for exercises?

Or show of some of their own sweet break dance fighting moves.  

 

My hunch is that the Belarussian's will deploy to the Kursk front, the reason being that they won't be technically in an offensive portion or the war, but rather coming to defense of their "allies".  Plus, I'm betting that the Belarussian border to Ukraine at this point is one of the deadliest minefields in the world at the moment.  

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Bend over, Belarus. 

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So if Russia is aggy, is Belarus Blinn? 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So if Russia is aggy, is Belarus Blinn? 

Correct

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So if Russia is aggy, is Belarus Blinn? 

Belarus Briles?

35 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Some not so great news

 

That's not all bad. Russia doesn't have much in the way of mid air refueling capability. While long range bombers aren't going to have a problem launching from farther away, strike aircraft and helicopters will. 

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That's not all bad. Russia doesn't have much in the way of mid air refueling capability. While long range bombers aren't going to have a problem launching from farther away, strike aircraft and helicopters will. 

Its bad in the sense that any element of surprise and ground elimination of air frames is gone, but at the same time, it also indicates the Russians now believe the US is going to give permission, so I guess that is good.  Additionally, as you mentioned towards lack of refueling capability, it increases the response time the Ukrainians have to any air attacks, presumably.  Also, the further that Russian aviation is strained, the more likely they lose aircraft simply from use and lack of maintenance.  

I'd love to see their entire Air Force wiped out in one fell swoop, but that was never happening anyway.  

12 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That's not all bad. Russia doesn't have much in the way of mid air refueling capability. While long range bombers aren't going to have a problem launching from farther away, strike aircraft and helicopters will. 

Those Backfires and Bears were already out of the close theater, so this would imply lighter aircraft. Nice.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is there money in the wreath fund?

NSFW language 

 

This is worth your time.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

All kinds of rumors about Crimea being next, Putin trying to move troops from the Kharkiv area over to Kursk, and shit is going down in Belgorod, and the Russian troops in the Kharkiv area probably can't get down to Belgorod because Kursk.

Feels like the Russian army, at least from say Kharkiv over to Belarus, is in a really bad position.

I listened to an interview with General Ben Hodges, and he mentioned that because the FSB is in charge of the response (because it's Ukrainian terrorists pouring over the border, dontcha know), and because the FSB and Russian military are not fond of one another, the Russian military could be slow-rolling their response, or at the very least, providing the utmost minimal support because they A) don't want any of their troops to be under FSB control and B) resources are slim to begin with and if they help the FSB, they could be screwing themselves over if the Ukrainians hit them.  And he mentioned most military leaders don't want to see the FSB succeed.

We have our turf wars in the Western militaries, man do we have turf wars, but we would never allow something like this - it really does harken back to the Soviet Union and the Cold War.

You member when the Germans busted through at Sedan in their little rat-wagon tanks, and French Generals were demanding written orders before they'd counterattack the flanks as a CYA measure in case it failed, because French Generals hated other French Generals more than they feared the Germans?

Moi je me member.

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7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You member when the Germans busted through at Sedan in their little rat-wagon tanks, and French Generals were demanding written orders before they'd counterattack the flanks as a CYA measure in case it failed, because French Generals hated other French Generals more than they feared the Germans?

Moi je me member.

i have the Elan’!!!

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11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You member when the Germans busted through at Sedan in their little rat-wagon tanks, and French Generals were demanding written orders before they'd counterattack the flanks as a CYA measure in case it failed, because French Generals hated other French Generals more than they feared the Germans?

Moi je me member.

The only person on this board that actually remembers that is Armybrat. But, just like his pictures, his memories are also upside down. 

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8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The only person on this board that actually remembers that is Armybrat. But, just like his pictures, his memories are also upside down. 

Ya'll should really stop shitting on a guy that can give us an eye witness account to the original Crimean War.  

3 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

Crypto bro gets conned by a little Frenchman.  You can't make this shit up.  

5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

My hunch is that the Belarussian's will deploy to the Kursk front, the reason being that they won't be technically in an offensive portion or the war, but rather coming to defense of their "allies".  Plus, I'm betting that the Belarussian border to Ukraine at this point is one of the deadliest minefields in the world at the moment.  

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Bend over, Belarus. 

Belarus gave some of their best equipment to the Russians and it's probably already been used for target practice by the Ukrainians.

If Belarusians start dying in Ukraine, that could start some shit in Belarus - it's not the biggest of countries.  With that said, Lukashenko is going to be careful - he's got a small military, and he needs it to stay in power.

5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Its bad in the sense that any element of surprise and ground elimination of air frames is gone, but at the same time, it also indicates the Russians now believe the US is going to give permission, so I guess that is good.  Additionally, as you mentioned towards lack of refueling capability, it increases the response time the Ukrainians have to any air attacks, presumably.  Also, the further that Russian aviation is strained, the more likely they lose aircraft simply from use and lack of maintenance.  

I'd love to see their entire Air Force wiped out in one fell swoop, but that was never happening anyway.  

They will sell be within reach of Ukrainian drones and cruise missiles.

I know people are talking about ATACMS, but I take this as a sign as well that their air defense has been seriously degraded, more than we probably realize.

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Plot twist, turns out the plots are 6 feet underground 

 

 

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Probably also related to this

 

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They will sell be within reach of Ukrainian drones and cruise missiles.

I know people are talking about ATACMS, but I take this as a sign as well that their air defense has been seriously degraded, more than we probably realize.

It is also a sign that its air defenses like s300, 400, and 500 are less capable of intercepting ballistic missiles than Russia claims. 

7 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

Well that’s disappointing.  I prefer my villains not be idiots.

Still.  I presume the French have a cattleprod up they dipshits butt, and are testing the amperage needed to make him talk.

7 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

 

7 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

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It’s a war crime but so what.  Ukraine needs to go after Russia’s strategic cabbage reserve.  Starve them out.

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Probably also related to this

 

 

Test it on Moscow.

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