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[Slacks 6831]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Can you mount Harpoons on a fishing trawler?

[InkaUtexas 26022]

4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

lol

Damn that is well done. Bravo Canada! I love how everyone is trolling the shit out of the dick eating bear. 

[Brisketexan 105185]

11 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

So...you want to use an anti-tank weapon against a ship.  You bring knives to gunfights as well?

I suspect that weapons designed to be used against ships would work better.

Sure, Harpoons would work better.  BUT....

5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

You use what you can. They've already knocked out a ship with MLRS system which is not designed for ships. 

....this.

Those are amphibious assault ships.  They aren't likely to be super-equipped to fight on their own.  Drop a couple of armor-piercing javelins down their hole, explode below deck?  Yeah, you can sink or, at the very least, take that ship out of action (it won't be landing at Odessa).  Use what you've got.

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7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Can you mount Harpoons on a fishing trawler?

Yes

[Pato del Muerto 52539]

That’s a lot of diesel and food to be consumed on the “get to the battle theater” portion of the mission.  I guess russia has plenty of those things. 

[Captainant 27694]

 

 

Radio Free Europe continuing with some incredible reporting. This is a walkthrough of a destroyed RU armor column with Ukrainian forces. The soldier talking about the mitten full of stolen change, and wondering if it was worth losing a leg over for that russian... Powerful, real, human reporting. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sure, Harpoons would work better.  BUT....

....this.

Those are amphibious assault ships.  They aren't likely to be super-equipped to fight on their own.  Drop a couple of armor-piercing javelins down their hole, explode below deck?  Yeah, you can sink or, at the very least, take that ship out of action (it won't be landing at Odessa).  Use what you've got.

I vote for fire ships. Launch them from Oman. Must be a few cheap ass junks in the region.

Or even better. The Malaca Straits are only about 2 miles wide. Hit them there, make a reef. Fuck up China's import of oil. Win win. 

[Buzzrock 14936]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I’ll post the link to the WSJ article later when I’m at a computer. Just awful. 
 

 

Here's the link:

 

https://www.wsj.com/articles/russian-forces-attack-theater-in-southern-ukraine-where-civilians-were-hiding-11647511730?st=wtdqlt9hvukhxtv&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

[MillerEP 30492]

https://www.wired.com/story/conti-leaks-ransomware-work-life/

The Workaday Life of the World’s Most Dangerous Ransomware Gang
A Ukrainian researcher leaked 60,000 messages from inside Conti. Here’s what they reveal.

THE CONTI RANSOMWARE gang was on top of the world. The sprawling network of cybercriminals extorted $180 million from its victims last year, eclipsing the earnings of all other ransomware gangs. Then it backed Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. And it all started falling apart.

Conti’s implosion started with a single post on the group’s website, usually reserved for posting the names of its victims. Hours after Russian troops crossed Ukrainian borders on February 24, Conti offered its “full support” to the Russian government and threatened to hack critical infrastructure belonging to anyone who dared to launch cyberattacks against Russia.

But while many Conti members live in Russia, its scope is international. The war has divided the group; privately, some had railed against Putin’s invasion. And while Conti’s ringleaders scrambled to retract their statement, it was too late. The damage had been done. Especially because the dozens of people with access to Conti’s files and internal chat systems included a Ukrainian cybersecurity researcher who had infiltrated the group. They proceeded to rip Conti wide open.

....

 

 

[Buzzrock 14936]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Arnold coming in strong to quite strong. Full video in the link.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tg915y/arnold_schwarzenegger_has_a_personal_message_for/

 

I'm pretty cynical about any celebrities weighing in in times like these. I think it's mostly self-aggrandizing bullshit that won't make a lick of difference.

But that was great.

[InkaUtexas 26022]

Serb Doctrine not going away. Yeah, we cannot win, lets fuck up Civilians capacity to get food. 

 

[Trey3216 15350]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

His psycho rant about cleansing the fifth column was telling. He's lost his marbles. I don't think there's a way out for him Except China, and they seem to be baiting him pretty hard. 

He had marbles? 

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He had marbles? 

2 little tiny ones between his legs.

[KYHorn 17119]

This video, posted yesterday or so, mentions that Russians have been building a pipeline for fuel stretching from Belarus down south towards where the convoy was stalled. Has anyone seen more about this? Seems like a potentially significant development for them.

 

[GopherRock 1765]

It's 15,000 nms from Vladivostok to the entrance of the Dardanelles, presuming that they have to go around the Cape of Good Hope. We won't be finding out anytime soon if the Turks intend to block the Russian Navy.

[Gap03 3308]

21 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I vote for fire ships. Launch them from Oman. Must be a few cheap ass junks in the region.

Or even better. The Malaca Straits are only about 2 miles wide. Hit them there, make a reef. Fuck up China's import of oil. Win win. 

I vote for mounting some shit on those seized oligarch yachts, just in case the Russian ships are able to fire back ...

[TexPx 2323]

They'll get hijacked by pirates in African waters. Love to see the imagery of a Russian warship be towed by a fishing boat. 

He’s desperate for funds. Probably headed to the Strait of Malacca in hopes of finding the wreck of the Flor de la Mar.

[dimyh 1874]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Has anyone ever seen Lobo and putin in the same room together?   Not saying.... just saying....

Thought this was already disclosed in a previous post...

 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

1 minute ago, TexPx said:

He’s desperate for funds. Probably headed to the Strait of Malacca in hopes of finding the wreck of the Flor de la Mar.

Maldives to protect his boats. 

A growing number of superyachts belonging to Russian tycoons have made their way to the Indian Ocean, cruising around the Maldives and Seychelles just as sanctions are imposed on their homeland following Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. 

The four biggest luxury yachts in the Maldives right now are Russian-owned, according to an analysis of vessel data by Bloomberg News. The largest, the 459-foot (140-meter) Ocean Victory, belongs to steel magnate Victor Rashnikov, according to SuperyachtFan.com, while another -- the 238-foot Clio -- is linked to aluminum tycoon Oleg Deripaska.

[Pato del Muerto 52539]

15 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He had marbles? 

For playing checkers with his trade partners. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would be wary of any charity for Ukraine that recently spun up due to this war. Even if their heart is in the right place, they could be inefficient with providing aid to Ukraine.

What do you have against my Boats and Hoes non-non-profit charity?

[dimyh 1874]

2 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

So I'm kind of back in the military.  NAVSEA05 stuff.  Let's just say things are about to get really interesting

[Longhornlove 4838]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

The shaped charge in a St. Javelin is built to kill a tank.  Against a more lightly armored APC, that should be easy.

Rewatched the video, it was a tank it went through. Crazy.

[Sbbruin 21865]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

He’s getting more paranoid.

[KYHorn 17119]

19 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Rewatched the video, it was a tank it went through. Crazy.

Link?

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3 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Who the fuck has 1000 personal staff? Maybe that's normal for heads of state but that seems like a lot.  Of course I don't even have a maid so might be out of touch with the .01%.

Most of us only have a couple of manservants so yeah it’s hard to understand, but Putin has multiple palaces, and some of those palaces could have 100+ servants at each location, so he could hit a thousand pretty quickly.  

[686 3450]

Nothing unusual, just an ashtray.
 

Great pic.

[CooterBrown 18019]

A bigger question is how the fuck do you replace 1,000 people in a month? If it’s not slavery, I don’t see how it’s possible.

[Not a cat 5660]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most of us only have a couple of manservants so yeah it’s hard to understand, but Putin has multiple palaces, and some of those palaces could have 100+ servants at each location, so he could hit a thousand pretty quickly.  

I believe the correct term is person of service.

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44 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He had marbles? 

Putin, has only got one ball

Lavrov, has two but very small

Shoigu's, can produce no goo

But poor Medvedev has no balls at all.

 

Putin, has only got one ball

The other, is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger

Cut it off when he was small.

 

 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

lol

...and even more Maple Leaf ownage:

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

There are quite a few churches up here who call themselves "Ukrainian Catholic," and most members are Ukrainian immigrants or descendants.  My googling says they're aligned with the Roman Catholics and totally not Orthodox.  But yeah.  One should research that before sending money.  Don't your donation paying the mortgage at some oligarch's lake house.

those are Byzantine Catholics, not at all common in Ukraine (or anywhere else, for that matter).

Ukrainian Christians are for the most part Orthodox Christians and under the equal fold of the Metropolitan.

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5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

So we have already seen a purge at the executive staff level and now we are seeing it at the field/operational theater command level…

Yep, everything is fine and this was the plan all along…

4 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Why Dubai, though? To escape a Russian purge?

Urals to either get them safe or to keep them close to Putin. That's a flight to the bunkers located there.

I assume Novosibirsk is the closest airport to a bunker in Siberia. Either that or people are being taken to gulags in their own jet aircraft.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

So theory on all those Russian planes headed to where bunker dwarf allegedly is in Altai? No chance he gets offed I guess? 

I doubt those aircraft are aloft without Putin’s permission. Given the whole Siberia thing and that the transponders were on, makes me think he’s sending a message to the oligarchs.  

He should be using them to fly in reinforcements.

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That would mean over 20,000 wounded.  

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[BabaYaga 15302]

Bosnia says, bitch please.  You get the pimp slap Ivan

 

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[BabaYaga 15302]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That would mean over 20,000 wounded.  

20k gravely.  Many more with significant, but not completely debilitating injuries but at a less than optimal state.  Then you have the untold tens of thousands more lined up to try and care for them.  RU supply lines have to be goat fucked at this point.  

[InkaUtexas 26022]

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Bosnia says, bitch please.  You get the pimp slap Ivan

 

LOL, The Serbs are not what they were with the JNA. I put 3.50 on the Bosnians. Plus the Dwarf cannot take a bordering country. How they fuck is he going to take Bosnia? 

[BabaYaga 15302]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

How they fuck is he going to take Bosnia? 

They're quaking in their boots....

[Nicole44 22072]

Fucking Putin! Hey guys I dare you to try and join NATO and make me look like an even smaller piece of dick than I already am. Jesus. Fuck him. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Ask India. They bought a ton of crap out of Iraq that we destroyed. 

[956 Worldwide 34740]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The Russians have lost the equivalent of the German or UK military’s armor in three weeks of fighting. That’s astounding. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Fucking Putin! Hey guys I dare you to try and join NATO and make me look like an even smaller piece of dick than I already am. Jesus. Fuck him. 

Nah, you do that and kill him right before he has his moment. Come on Nicole, take one for the team. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

If we'd lost 13 fighters the first 3 weeks of either Iraq war, there'd be some generals sweating their asses of in front of Congress. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

What's the latest on the story of Russia seizing the foreign owned aircraft leased to Russian carriers? I have to think that a mass seizure will ruin the Russian freight and passenger carriers for decades. I'm sure companies would be willing to sell to them in the future for cash but who would ever lease to them again? Or more importantly, no one would insure those leasing companies or perhaps invest in them.