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[JesusSweatDuck 18033]

17 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Wait?  What?  Are we now sending troops?

Senior moment? /noCR

[Brisketexan 106433]

20 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Wait?  What?  Are we now sending troops?

100% certain he misspoke.  Not pointing to deploying troops, more the hypothetical to any group of people "go to Ukraine, and this is what you'll see -- civilians resisting."  That said, not a good time to misspeak.  Every word matters, and that will be grabbed onto by the Russians to say "see, told you America was coming!"

And don't leave out -- immediate clarification was given:

 

 

 

Edited March 25, 2022 by Brisketexan

[Parliament 14535]

20 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Wait?  What?  Are we now sending troops?

He got caught up in the moment and talked out of his ass.  It happens.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Or maybe he is assuming as part of NATO forces once Ukraine defeats Russia and is accepted in NATO?

[Goredho 17617]

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Interesting changes

 

Is there a good map to see what the Russians are trying to cut a deal for now?  Used to be all of Ukraine, now it's something much smaller than that.

[Chad Fuck 18075]

That's quite the moving of the goalposts.  "We will settle for nothing less than the return of 'Ukraine' - which isn't even a real thing - to Russia."  

"Err...em, we meant that we really were just going to make sure we had this part we already had.  All this other stuff was just a distraction to stay where we started!  Ha! Ha!  We were so smart to fool you, stupid world!"

 

 

Edited March 25, 2022 by Chad Fuck

[utee94 16055]

He was using the Royal You.

[MillerEP 30803]

Looking for a subway?
 Trophy.

Our guys are adopting Russian equipment. The defeated 503rd Motorized Rifle Regiment of the Russian Federation from Ingushetia suffered huge losses

Broken roads, broken old trolleybus with broken glass in the door, but did not forget to stick the letter z. All rashka in one photo 🇷🇺

The mayor of Trostyanets published a video from the city liberated by Ukrainian defenders.

 

Trophy T-72B3M.

translation: booby-trapped

The Russian T-80 tank was destroyed

"Poltava police seized 11 tanks, 2 armored vehicles, 8 machine guns, 9 submachine guns, 9 submachine guns, 5 rifles, 10 pistols, about 4,000 rounds of ammunition of various calibers, 14 grenades and about 200 units of other ammunition." 👀

Georgian volunteers led by former Georgian Defense Minister Irakli Okruashvili defend Ukraine from Russian occupiers 🇺🇦🇬🇪

[Slacks 7000]

27 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

WTF?

I mean...  we're watching videos posted by an American.  Did he just backpack over?

[MillerEP 30803]

Trophy BM-21 "Grad"

Mykolaiv region, tractor troops continue to destroy the horde, this time ZU-23 🚜 🚜 anti-aircraft gun was trophied 🇺🇦

This morning, the mortar calculation of the Azov Regiment destroyed 2 BMD of the Russian occupiers by sniper fire. It should be noted that despite the fact that the Russians are hiding among the houses, the fighters of the Azov Regiment are deliberately destroying the enemy without destroying the civilian infrastructure.

128 mountain assault brigade received a new trophy, armored personnel carrier racists.

Dagestani Rosguardians destroyed.

Mariupol this morning, the consequences of the Russian shelling ...

Trophy BMD.

Destruction of the Russian T-72B3 tank with the help of Stugna-P.

Operational Command North says it was a column of racists 😮

Destroyed Gas "Tiger" racists.

Destroyed Urals and captured pontoon bridge.

The racists tried to hide in the woods, but it did not help them.

 

[F250 29163]

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's quite the moving of the goalposts.  "We will settle for nothing less than the return of 'Ukraine' - which isn't even a real thing - to Russia."  

"Err...em, we meant that we really were just going to make sure we had this part we already had.  All this other stuff was just a distraction to stay where we started!  Ha! Ha!  We were so smart to fool you, stupid world!"

 

 

Even if the Russians do a full withdrawal Putin will say something like "the cake is baked."

 

[MillerEP 30803]

Russia's armored car and BMP-2 hit a mine, and it seems they just left the equipment

Trophyna BMP-2

Command North, another trophy Russian tank.

Russian terrorists destroyed the Children's Rehabilitation Center in Mariupol, which opened only in the fall of 2021 after reconstruction. This modern medical facility was built jointly with the European Investment Bank, according to the City Council.

Ordinary citizens burned the occupiers' KAMAZ with a Molotov cocktail 🔥

Jewelry work of the forces of resistance of the North on the enemy

 "Wherever you hide, enemy - we see you! Everything will be Ukraine! Together to victory" - writes the Operational Command "North".

 

[TexasEd 8243]

6 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

It wasn't until the end of your post that I realized you were just a child and not a 2nd Lieutenant.

 

I got it.  I used to live on or around military bases as a kid.

 

3 hours ago, Constant said:

We’ve seen Deere, New Holland, and Case tractors embarrassing the Russian military. 

needs a Brazzers themed pic

 

[TexasEd 8243]

 

[MissingInAction 25467]

 

 

[MillerEP 30803]

 

Edited March 25, 2022 by MillerEP

[Bevo 13807]

Why do they keep destroying BMDs? How many big money donors are there?

[Guest Lobo]

That awkward moment when you realize you've invaded the most agriculturally rich nation in Europe, the one with more heavy duty tractors per capita than any other nation on the Continent; and you could have removed the tow-hooks from your armor before deployment...but you left them on thinking it'd come in handy in case of a flat.  

[Bevo 13807]

12 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I got it.  I used to live on or around military bases as a kid.

 

needs a Brazzers themed pic

 

Do we need Kubotos? 
 

BTW, I quoted the wrong post. Internet in Mexico is borked.

Edited March 25, 2022 by Bevo

[MNLonghornFUKM 8959]

Wait?  What?  Are we now sending troops?

He has no idea what he’s saying

[Brisketexan 106433]

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Why do they keep destroying BMDs? How many big money donors are there?

When the Ukrainians take out Porta-pottie girl, we'll know the endgame is nigh.

[Scheiss Meister 8439]

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

He has no idea what he’s saying

Maybe, but he sure as shit knows what he's doing.

[freyguy 4359]

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

He has no idea what he’s saying

Maybe, maybe not.  The humanitarian situation continues to get uglier as the Ukes change the momentum.  IMO, at some point, NATO is going to get directly pulled into this.  And well before it starts to improve.

[Zonahorn 8079]

Fuck yes, MOAR

[Handcruser 2814]

Maybe, maybe not.  The humanitarian situation continues to get uglier as the Ukes change the momentum.  IMO, at some point, NATO is going to get directly pulled into this.  And well before it starts to improve.

I think we’re prepping for that now.

With Russia stating that the blasting of the west is complete and now will focus on the East - seems to me the west is no longer a “special military operation” zone. So send peace keeping and humanitarian troops in. At that point, all UA troops will head east.

I don’t think Ukraine stops until all their land is back under their control. There is no reason to (they’re kicking ass), now they’ll have backup on their western flank, and they’ll never get this opportunity again.

Russia is on the ropes - Finish them.

[Nicole44 22206]

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck yes, MOAR

Yep and Kherson is critical.

[MillerEP 30803]

https://www.theverge.com/2022/3/25/22996412/spotify-russia-suspending-services

Spotify is suspending its services in Russia
The company cites Russia’s ‘fake news’ law as the reason why

By Jay Peters@jaypeters  Mar 25, 2022, 1:46pm EDT

 

https://www.reuters.com/world/finland-suspends-train-connections-russia-2022-03-25/

Finland suspends its rail link between Russia and the EU
Reuters

 

https://gur.gov.ua/en/content/u-viiskovykh-rf-pochalys-problemy-z-finansuvanniam.html

Russia’s Servicemen Are Starting to Have Funding Problems
March 25, 2022

After the promised payments to the servicemen of the occupation army, the russian military units have had problems with funding. As it turns out, the payment of these costs is not provided in the budget. In view of poor state of russia’s financial system through imposed sanctions, it is impossible to find additional funding in the budget.

Particularly, in the temporarily occupied Crimea, after the payment of compensation for ‘mission’ to those who took part in hostilities against Ukraine, the available limit of funds for military units in February was completely exhausted. There is no funding for any payments for March.

The situation is similar with the payment for russian mercenaries of ‘private military campaign’ for the participation in hostilities. The cases of refusal to go in the territory of Ukraine become more frequent. The reason is non-fulfillment of the terms of the concluded contracts. The militants do not receive funds for participation in hostilities, compensation for wounds and the promised ‘social guarantees’.

 

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-10-point-plan-save-ukraine/

OPINION
Poland’s 10-point plan to save Ukraine
Together with Slovenia and the Czech Republic, we have prepared a list of actions the EU must enforce if it really wants to end the war.

 

 

[MillerEP 30803]

 

[conVINCEd 21477]

56 minutes ago, F250 said:

Even if the Russians do a full withdrawal Putin will say something like "the cake is baked."

 

Too soon.

[MillerEP 30803]

The pilot of the Russian SU-34 Alexander Krasnoyartsev admitted that he killed a civilian who was chasing him with a pitchfork while trying to escape after ejecting from a downed plane.

 We offer him on the same pitchfork and put him in revenge for the murdered life 😡

^Geolocated to be in Khersson

 

Edited March 25, 2022 by MillerEP

[Zonahorn 8079]

Goodbye

[NAVY 6909]

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

The pilot of the Russian SU-34 Alexander Krasnoyartsev admitted that he killed a civilian who was chasing him with a pitchfork while trying to escape after ejecting from a downed plane.

 We offer him on the same pitchfork and put him in revenge for the murdered life 😡

 

Give that fucker the option to kill himself with the same pitchfork or be fed alive to hogs 

[Kennythetiger 9563]

Was he supposed to stand there and get stabbed by a pitchfork?  What would have been the appropriate action to take?  

[TexasEd 8243]

55 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

He has no idea what he’s saying

 

43 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Maybe, maybe not.  The humanitarian situation continues to get uglier as the Ukes change the momentum.  IMO, at some point, NATO is going to get directly pulled into this.  And well before it starts to improve.

I was thinking of the aftermath.  Once there is a cease fire and UN peacekeepers (NATO with UN arm bands) and humanitarian aid orgs go in then those soldiers will see the people who stood up to Russia.  He was talking about that.

[atomheartbevo 90488]

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He's gonna need another off ramp. The Ukes ain't giving up Donbas without a neverending fight, and I don't think sanctions are going away until Putin goes away and Russia pulls out completely. Mofo overplayed his hand badly. 

Yeah, sanctions aren't going away, and EU/US/etc. are making long-term plans to disengage with Russia completely in terms of o&g.  Europe doesn't want to deal with this shit again in a few years if he gets antsy about Georgia or Belarus falls apart (and Russian troops come in and slaughter more people) or even some dumbass attempt at Moldova.

It's stunning how much he overplayed his hand, but then again, he's a gambler as a lot of the analysts have been saying.  Gamble big in the past and win, and you think you can pull it off in the future.

[Longhornlove 5122]

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Was he supposed to stand there and get stabbed by a pitchfork?  What would have been the appropriate action to take?  

Exactly, I was just thinking the same thing. A shitty thing to do and think about but I don't blame the pilot honestly. One's desire to live outweighs rational thought in the moment. Anyone charges at me with a pitchfork is getting a few rounds in the chest, sorry, don't bring a pitchfork to a gun fight.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18900]

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Was he supposed to stand there and get stabbed by a pitchfork?  What would have been the appropriate action to take?  

In theory, he could have fired a warning shot or otherwise held his attacker at bay. But yeah, you never want to bring a knife pitchfork to a gunfight.

[Longhornlove 5122]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

In theory, he could have fired a warning shot or otherwise held his attacker at bay. But yeah, you never want to bring a knife pitchfork to a gunfight.

Depends on how close they were. You don't have near as much time to react as you might think in most situations. I put my finger on a trigger there are no warning shots, there is no shoot to wound. It is shoot to kill plain and simple.

[TexasEd 8243]

33 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

https://gur.gov.ua/en/content/u-viiskovykh-rf-pochalys-problemy-z-finansuvanniam.html

Russia’s Servicemen Are Starting to Have Funding Problems
March 25, 2022

After the promised payments to the servicemen of the occupation army, the russian military units have had problems with funding. As it turns out, the payment of these costs is not provided in the budget. In view of poor state of russia’s financial system through imposed sanctions, it is impossible to find additional funding in the budget.

Particularly, in the temporarily occupied Crimea, after the payment of compensation for ‘mission’ to those who took part in hostilities against Ukraine, the available limit of funds for military units in February was completely exhausted. There is no funding for any payments for March.

The situation is similar with the payment for russian mercenaries of ‘private military campaign’ for the participation in hostilities. The cases of refusal to go in the territory of Ukraine become more frequent. The reason is non-fulfillment of the terms of the concluded contracts. The militants do not receive funds for participation in hostilities, compensation for wounds and the promised ‘social guarantees’.

Dead troops don't cost anything. Especially the ones they leave for the dogs.

[BabaYaga 15513]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

100% certain he misspoke.  Not pointing to deploying troops, more the hypothetical to any group of people "go to Ukraine, and this is what you'll see -- civilians resisting."  That said, not a good time to misspeak.  Every word matters, and that will be grabbed onto by the Russians to say "see, told you America was coming!"

And don't leave out -- immediate clarification was given:

 

 

 

Oh, I know, but this doesn't make any sense.  It's not a stutter.  It's not a slurring or words.  This is worrisome because all the hawks in DC have been clamoring for a no-fly zone which is an obvious prelude to all out conflict. 

Overlaid with this, it's a little more than troublesome.  At the very LEAST, it's a massive propaganda gift for the Russians to use and say it's us against the world.  A critical example of where words matter......Intent or not, it's a perceived threat.

 

 

[BabaYaga 15513]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Is there a good map to see what the Russians are trying to cut a deal for now?  Used to be all of Ukraine, now it's something much smaller than that.

Probably already held territory all along the border.  Saw they are not advancing as much and digging in, preparing for a long slog.  This would be the smart move.  Dig in along the border, maintain access to the ports and Crimea, and let the UA figure out how to dislodge them.  

[SimonBolivar 11004]

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Oh, I know, but this doesn't make any sense.  It's not a stutter.  It's not a slurring or words.  This is worrisome because all the hawks in DC have been clamoring for a no-fly zone which is an obvious prelude to all out conflict. 

Overlaid with this, it's a little more than troublesome.  At the very LEAST, it's a massive propaganda gift for the Russians to use and say it's us against the world.  A critical example of where words matter......Intent or not, it's a perceived threat.

 

 

Can we at least start making fun of Tucker Carlson again if we're going CR?

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Can we at least start making fun of Tucker Carlson again if we're going CR?

I wouldn't if I were you.  I mentioned just his first name and got a 72-hour ban.  It should be fair game though since the Russian media mentioned him as often as they mention our current Head of State. 

[BabaYaga 15513]

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Can we at least start making fun of Tucker Carlson again if we're going CR?

Not going CR.  Any major western leader saying the same would be an issue.  Just worried that we are giving Russia propaganda talking points and escalating things unnecessarily.  The UKR has stalled any Russian advances, sanctions are working.  Let's stay the course and let this play out.  In these situations, words matter and I've been worried about all the talk about NFZ's casually thrown around.  

[BabaYaga 15513]

Russia is stalling out.  Sit back and let it happen and continue to feed the UA as much hardware as we can get them.

 

[Bevo 13807]

56 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I think we’re prepping for that now.

With Russia stating that the blasting of the west is complete and now will focus on the East - seems to me the west is no longer a “special military operation” zone. So send peace keeping and humanitarian troops in. At that point, all UA troops will head east.

I don’t think Ukraine stops until all their land is back under their control. There is no reason to (they’re kicking ass), now they’ll have backup on their western flank, and they’ll never get this opportunity again.

Russia is on the ropes - Finish them.

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I wouldn't if I were you.  I mentioned just his first name and got a 72-hour ban.   

Make me a mod and I'll ban Lobo for 72 days.

Edited March 25, 2022 by clapclapclap

[Dahobbs 18141]

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

Maybe, maybe not.  The humanitarian situation continues to get uglier as the Ukes change the momentum.  IMO, at some point, NATO is going to get directly pulled into this.  And well before it starts to improve.

The statement was ambiguous, but I thought it fairly clear he was using "when you see" in general sense rather than talking specifically about those troops. This is a pretty common rhetorical usage. 

[Brisketexan 106433]

6 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

He’s an intelligence asset so that isn’tCR.  I see the usual suspects trying to do their hurr durr stupid old man stuff here, which is really unsurprising.  He’s running circles around Puta which probably does make some people sad.

 

 Russia will declare victory if it can secure and hold Mariupol.  The land access to crimea is a victory condition to them.  Then they’ll wait a few years to try again.

This.

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The statement was ambiguous, but I thought it fairly clear he was using "when you see" in general sense rather than talking specifically about those troops. This is a pretty common rhetorical usage. 

And this.

It's not much more complicated than that.  Yes, he should have been more careful in using general language when every word can and will be twisted by the enemy.  But the criticism all comes back to the same tired CR crap by the same folks you expect it from.

[BabaYaga 15513]

Can't be overstated the loss of key personnel.  This is their shot, unless the thinking is they are going to weather sanctions, somehow find the capital and resources to rebuild and modernize a broken and aging army, and go for round two?  They have to take and HOLD their gains, and be prepared to fight off attack after attack which will further degrade their already depleted forces.  The UKR is motivated.  We just need to keep feeding them and let them bleed Russia dry.  The longer this draws out, the less and less popular at home it becomes (as we saw for them in Afghanistan)