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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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2 hours ago, 686 said:


Yep, I would posit that the same thing is going on in Ukraine right now. A guy goes to fight the Russians, gets some medals, comes back better for it, instead of going back to being a hoodlum, maybe he starts a construction biz and does well reconstructing his country. And then he can write off vacations and shit he buys for his wife as corporate expenses like we do here.

I don't think that was his point. He was responding to a chart that showed murder rates in the US declined during the war. Which shouldn't be a surprise since the largest demographic of people who are likely to commit murder were all overseas. Plus, all the dudes that weren't overseas were left here with an abundance of lonely women.

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What was on RuTube anyway?  I presume every account was just wild-ass Russian dashcam videos of wrecks, attacks, and drunks.

 

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1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

I posted a few weeks ago about Patton, but just finished Killing Patton (i know I know Reilly), but Gatdamn Patton was right.  But for a war weary nation and political climate at home, and the Japan theater opening up full go, we should have pushed their shit in,  all the way back to Moscow.  The geo-political ramifications of letting Stahlin have so much influence and obstensibly ignoring Churchill in many discussions of how Europe was divided , I found to be fascinating.  Patton was a lot of things, most notably a grade A asshole, but he was right.

 

While the 80 year view backed that Patton was right, the simple fact is, in July 1945, Russia had 12.4 MILLION armed soldiers, they also had at least 13,000 functional T34 tanks

meanwhile the U.S. had about 2.4 Million soldiers in Europe & Africa, England had something like 2 million soldiers in Europe, Frances' army was obviously ass at the end of 1945.... so the Russians would have had a 3:1 DEFENSE ratio against a combined attack.  Including 13,000 tanks that were easily the best mass produced tank of the war.

unless we decided to nuke Russia (and we would have needed 50+ nukes), we had NO FUCKING CHANCE to push Russia out of Eastern Europe.

this is a totally moot what if.... while we had the better overall technology, and would have clearly had air supremacy, we would have easily lost anywhere from a half million to a million soldiers trying to attack Russia. *didnt pull that outta my ass, we fully expected to lose 1M invading Japan, and Russia defending home soil was almost as fanatical as Japan.  and lets not forget, Russia literally didnt give a fuck about throwing bodies into the maelstrom to sacrifice people for time and land. 

we "only" lost roughly 500,000 men in the whole fucking war.   The public would have never accepted losing an additional 2-3 times that number to attack a former ally (that most of America wouldnt have understood how fucked and cruel Russia and Communism were).

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

I've wondered the same, and it's why I worry about them being pushed into the EU.  History can change on a dime.  Maybe this is the shock it took to get the Ukrainian people to make the change.   I hope so, and I agree that many in the west are projecting their hope.  Once Ukraine wins the war, it's still gonna be hard for them.  They'll get economic help from the West for sure, but they'll have a lot of work to do getting a government that works.

Would they even crack the top 5 shittiest EU countries?

The 503rd Detached Marine Battalion of the Armed Forces of Ukraine drops gifts from the sky on the occupiers.

Due to military shelling in the Kramatorsk district, a warehouse with ammonium nitrate was damaged. This was reported in the Slavic State Administration.

 There is no immediate threat to the lives of residents. But the city authorities are asking to limit the stay in the open air and close the windows for a day.

 

During the counteroffensive in the Kharkiv region, border guards killed 30 racists and captured two more. 1/3

 

An enemy Ka-52 ☠️ helicopter was destroyed by anti-aircraft gunners #95ОДШБр 🇵🇱 the Izyum district of Perun.
 Believe in #ЗСУ 🇺🇦

Nursery, Kharkiv region, positions of racists, and new trophies.

KRAKEN reports. (also Nursery area)

On May 10, Lviv paratroopers shot down a Russian Mi-24 \ 35 helicopter from FIM-92 Stinger

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You ride like this in Ukraine and here, hoba, the racist plane was destroyed 🇺🇦

The Ukrainian military shot down a rare multiple Soviet reconnaissance unmanned aerial vehicle Tu-141 "Swift"

 

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

To pile onto the Russian population crisis:

That's what, 2 and a half percent of their population? 

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

  This is the move right here. Strike while the iron is hot.

Do you wait until the hot iron is pulled out of their ass, or go ahead and give them the money anyway?   

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Thats a lot of sugar daddies.

 

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4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^Cool

Russians would have smashed them open to try to lick the dried wine dregs caked on the inside.

The Carpathian Sich destroys orcs in trenches with the help of a quadcopter

Kharkiv region, trophy Russian BTR-82A. Date unknown.

110 troop brigade, and trophy Russian armored Kamaz. Date unknown.

Soldiers of the Sheikh Mansour Volunteer Battalion master the trophy T-80.

 

The story of a Russian prisoner. A Russian officer accidentally shot himself in his sleep at night. He was in the trench with a machine gun, he was afraid to drop his weapon, he went to bed, the machine gun did not put on the fuse, and as a result he shot himself while sleeping.

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33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Russians would have smashed them open to try to lick the dried wine dregs caked on the inside.

Russia aggy jizz amphorae.

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

GREETINGS FROM UNCLE SAM

 

Big ba-da-boom!

4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

I posted a few weeks ago about Patton, but just finished Killing Patton (i know I know Reilly), but Gatdamn Patton was right.  But for a war weary nation and political climate at home, and the Japan theater opening up full go, we should have pushed their shit in,  all the way back to Moscow.  The geo-political ramifications of letting Stahlin have so much influence and obstensibly ignoring Churchill in many discussions of how Europe was divided , I found to be fascinating.  Patton was a lot of things, most notably a grade A asshole, but he was right.

What were Patton's casualty estimates for a land war with Russia, culminating with a successful capture of Moscow?

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Damn

 

This one gets more interesting. It was geolocated as being on M14 which is the main road between Russia and Mariupol, and supposedly 100km behind RU lines, near Novoazovs'k.  Speculations are IED, which IMO wouldn't be easy to plant on a main road, or SOF infiltrated with a Switchblade.

Hope it is the beginning of the calvary for Mariupol.

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

does anyone else say 'Bop!' when these bombs drop in the drone vids?

I say "Boop", and pretend to poke the tank or orc.  

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

What were Patton's casualty estimates for a land war with Russia, culminating with a successful capture of Moscow?

Confunctionist on Twitter: ""I'm not saying we're not going to get our hair  mussed" -#GenRipper #Strangelove #ItIsWhatItIs - #Trump  https://t.co/l6EwxCjvDG" / Twitter

Twitters “sensitive content” has a wide range.  I’m either going to see a picture of a guy posing in front of a tank or a headless body, always a gamble.  Lol

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3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Twitters “sensitive content” has a wide range.  I’m either going to see a picture of a guy posing in front of a tank or a headless body, always a gamble.  Lol

Or a crate full of grenades.

Resistance in Belarus is picking up.  Putin must not be happy.

 

Meanwhile, Russia definitely planned on occupying all of Ukraine

 

LOL, we are just straight up trolling Russia - somebody keeps framing John Deere tractors in the background of various announcements.

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17 hours ago, Superhero said:

So serious question here - Prior to the Russian invasion, we heard a lot about how Ukraine was a corrupt country; and they struggled to take out Russian-backed insurgents, and gave up Crimea.

But after Russia invaded, all of the sudden they got their shit together and turned from Bruce Banner into the Hulk?

I stumbled into a bunch of memes, and this one explains it

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11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Well, how about that?

 

I'll believe that when I see it.  Trust China as far as you can throw it.

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5 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

These started popping up - has Gerasimov been out of public view?

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Gerasimov was reported to have been lightly wounded in the foot by the same artillery strike that killed 50 Russian officers, including the 1 "unknown" General .. where it seems like everyone in the intelligence service knows which General was killed, but they havent published the name because they are waiting for Russia to do it- so that Russia cant pull the " nuh  uh, hes still alive" shit they did with one of the other generals who died like 6 weeks ago, but Russia keeps claiming he's alive.

but with shitty healthcare, combined with his health maybe Gerasimov was more badly hurt than initial reporting said. maybe hes pulling a Heydrich*

another thing to consider, the Canadian volunteer Twitter account was very, very confident that they got 2 generals in that strike and hurt a 3rd.    maybe thats the case and Russia just wont admit it?

 

  *Heydrich didnt die from his original attack in Prague, he was wounded by a grenade, that then became infected and 9 days later sepsis set in and bye bye nazi. 

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