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[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, Royalfan5 said:

Maybe Putin has a woman he loves there named Ramona though?

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I mean, I'm no master strategist, but if I was Russia......maybe I'd stay the fuck away from Snake Island for a little while?

Apparently, if they can get missile systems there they deny all of the NW Black Sea.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Apparently, if they can get missile systems there they deny all of the NW Black Sea.

If...

[SydneyCarton 48081]

10 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Apparently, if they can get missile systems there they deny all of the NW Black Sea.

Didnt they HAVE Snake Island under their control for like a week or two? That didn't end well. 

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[Parliament 14256]

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

So all these weapons are pouring into Ukraine from disparate sources in the West, but who is training the Ukrainian troops to use them? Do M777s come with an instruction manual written in Ukrainian?

(Ignore the aholes above.)  We are bringing officers and NCO's to Germany, Poland, etc., and training them.  Said trainees go back to Ukraine and train everyone else.  I am told if you are proficient on the com bloc artillery, learning the western machines is not real hard.

[ABSR 5309]

38 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

http:// https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3481792-ukraine-lines-up-russias-vsevolod-bobrov-ship-off-coast-of-snake-island.html

Sure seems like those clowns are losing a ton of shit dealing with Snake Island

The Black Sea fleet maintenance program is in need of a major overhaul.  They can't seem to stop having accidents.

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[SydneyCarton 48081]

11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

(Ignore the aholes above.)  We are bringing officers and NCO's to Germany, Poland, etc., and training them.  Said trainees go back to Ukraine and train everyone else.  I am told if you are proficient on the com bloc artillery, learning the western machines is not real hard.

I would like to point out this ahole above literally provided the same information you did in your post. Way to not read the thread either, ahole.

 

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Nobody has gotten everything right but Michael Kofman has been more right than most.  He doesn’t tweet a lot but he’s always worth checking in on.

Thread: Russia’s options besides general mobilization which is unlikely. 
 

 

[Deej 76759]

26 minutes ago, Parliament said:

(Ignore the aholes above.)

If you ignore the assholes here, the place would look like TOS before it completely disappeared, just with less scat. 

[MissingInAction 25043]

Classic @SydneyCarton

Reminds me of the good ole days.

[DDD Dad 14335]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Why to I see these as super shrunk headers in the OP?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Zonahorn 8079]

I hope he is sick, and I hope it hurts.

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18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Nobody has gotten everything right but Michael Kofman has been more right than most.  He doesn’t tweet a lot but he’s always worth checking in on.

Thread: Russia’s options besides general mobilization which is unlikely. 
 

The interesting bit, and I've read this elsewhere, is how shitty even just their basic/intro training is, and how much of a drain their advanced training is on their permanent units, because a lot of the advanced training is done within the units that are currently in Ukraine.  

Basically, Putin needed to mobilize last fall.

Meanwhile, Ukraine has been on a wartime footing from the start (and even was mostly there before the invasion).  Of course, they have had 8 years to get ready.

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2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

I hope he is sick, and I hope it hurts.

Wonder if it ties into this - he normally plays in this hockey game and has only missed it once, and this time he gave a video address from the same resort where the game is being held.

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-missing-hockey-match-sparks-more-questions-over-health-1705783

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The status of Russian President Vladimir Putin's health is again under speculation after he missed an ice hockey game that he typically plays in.

Rumors surrounding Putin's health have grown since the start of Russia's invasion of Ukraine in February in part due to videos that have emerged showing him seemingly appearing shaky or sick. Several media outlets have recently suggested he may have Parkinson's disease, though such rumors are not confirmed.

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More questions arose after Putin did not appear at the Gala game at the Night Hockey League National Festival in Sochi on Tuesday night, even though he was "expected" to play. The president had previously taken part in the ice hockey league that was established in 2011.

In early May, Dmitry Peskov, the Kremlin press secretary, announced the Russian president would not be attending the game. Instead, Putin gave a video address to the participants and guests at the festival, reportedly from the Black Sea resort where the match was taking place.

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The New York Post reported that Putin appeared to have dark blotches on his face in the video address to attendees at the match, adding to the concerns for the Russian president's health.

 

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[956 Worldwide 34705]

More in the series “translating Russian diplomatic threats.” 
https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-threaten-military-technical-retaliation-finland-nato-bid/amp/

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Finland’s accession to NATO will cause serious damage to bilateral Russian-Finnish relations,” the Russian foreign ministry wrote in a statement. The warning came in response to Finland’s leaders on Thursday officially endorsing the idea of their country joining NATO, a historic move that sets the stage for a membership application in the coming days. 

“Russia will be forced to take retaliatory steps, both of a military-technical and other nature, in order to stop the threats to its national security that arise in this regard,” the Russian foreign ministry said.

“Military-technical steps” is as ambiguous in Russian as it is in English and is absolutely everywhere in Russian angry statements on every issue. It is clearly in an interagency style guide in Moscow.

The Ukraine invasion was “military-technical steps” before it became an actual “special military operation.” But asshole fighter pilots buzzing naval vessels and Facebook trolls are also military-technical steps. So is turning off gas and so are cyber-attacks. 
 

In Finland’s case, these steps will almost certainly include announcing that the Iskander missiles we know are already in Kaliningrad armed with nukes, are actually in Kaliningrad and nuclear. And some cyber attacks and Facebook trolls. That’s the spectrum we are on as opposed to “invade with 200,000 people and then die.” 

[Trey3216 15346]

56 minutes ago, Parliament said:

(Ignore the aholes above.)  We are bringing officers and NCO's to Germany, Poland, etc., and training them.  Said trainees go back to Ukraine and train everyone else.  I am told if you are proficient on the com bloc artillery, learning the western machines is not real hard.

Cue the guy that says “we train Marines to use them” in 3..2..1..

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3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Cue the guy that says “we train Marines to use them” in 3..2..1..

[Trey3216 15346]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wonder if it ties into this - he normally plays in this hockey game and has only missed it once, and this time he gave a video address from the same resort where the game is being held.

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-missing-hockey-match-sparks-more-questions-over-health-1705783

 

So he’s a righty and a lefty.  Horseshoe theory confirmed 

[Gatorubet 30219]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Congrats on not reading the first 613 pages of this thread. Good job. Good work. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

25 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Cue the guy that says “we train Marines to use them” in 3..2..1..

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

[CooterBrown 18006]

I hope it’s CIA induced blood cancer.

[MissingInAction 25043]

Told yall he looked bloated.

[Gatorubet 30219]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Told yall he looked bloated.

Can anyone verify if Taco Bell is the only US fast food chain not to withdraw from Russia? 

[DDD Dad 14335]

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Can anyone verify if Taco Bell is the only US fast food chain not to withdraw from Russia? 

Is Taco Bell really food though?

[Chad Fuck 17672]

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is Taco Bell really food though?

For dogs it is.

[DDD Dad 14335]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

For dogs it is.

[Chad Fuck 17672]

Gather round kids, let me take you back to Denton in the Spring of 1992.  It was very late in the evening, or early in the morning.  Somewhere in McConnell Hall, a very hungry Chad Fuck was looking for cheap eats, for...reasons.  I happened upon one Ashish [name withheld for further reasons] in the common area.  Ashish and I had absolutely nothing in common, except that we were both hungry and had enough pocket change to scrape together to get a couple of burritos from the Taco Bell.  I had a car, and it was on.  We had common cause for our quest.  

That Taco Bell spent the next 24 hours turning my insides into its bitch.  It was the absolute worst food poisoning I've ever had.  It was my own personal Russian invasion of Ukraine, except Russia was a burrito and my lower intestine was Ukraine.  

In sum, Taco Bell sucks. 

[Brisketexan 105098]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Gather round kids, let me take you back to Denton in the Spring of 1992.  It was very late in the evening, or early in the morning.  Somewhere in McConnell Hall, a very hungry Chad Fuck was looking for cheap eats, for...reasons.  I happened upon one Ashish [name withheld for further reasons] in the common area.  Ashish and I had absolutely nothing in common, except that we were both hungry and had enough pocket change to scrape together to get a couple of burritos from the Taco Bell.  I had a car, and it was on.  We had common cause for our quest.  

That Taco Bell spent the next 24 hours turning my insides into its bitch.  It was the absolute worst food poisoning I've ever had.  It was my own personal Russian invasion of Ukraine, except Russia was a burrito and my lower intestine was Ukraine.  

In sum, Taco Bell sucks. 

How did Ashish fare?  Or, did you do what we all suspect -- leave out the fact that Ashish was just fine, indicating that you just have a wussy digestive tract?  YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.

[TexasEd 8066]

 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is a woman who understands humanity and history.  Vlad, like some people, you just can't reach.  

 

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Germany was also conquered which makes it possible to arrest and put war crime perpetrators on trial. The best case scenario for Ukraine would be to kick out the Russian army from all occupied territories. The Russians may withdrawal but they are not going to be conquered, they'll just scurry back across the border like rats.

 

 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

UKR has already said they know who the perpetrators are and they're going to hunt them down like the Mossad.  In this day and age, and with the blatant gaul we've seen from the Russians, lots of breadcrumbs were laid.  There's going to be a Ukrainian Simon Wiesenthal.  Or many.  

 

8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This may be true.  Unless we're willing to go to Moscow, and I don't think the West has any stomach for that, the top folks will probably get away with it if they don't get offed visiting the front.

That said, I can always hope to read the headline about how Putin died because he licked a poisonous toad.  

They can still convict them and experience things:

1. They can spend the rest of their lives in the shithole that is Russia with the best vacation spots of Lake Baikal, Sochi or Kamchatka
2. Looking over their shoulder wherever they go. 
3. Unable to leave the country or be arrested by Interpol.
4. Waking up to a bag over their head and zip ties on their wrists and thrown in a trunk
5. use your imagination

[JMFP 1120]

42 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I hope it’s CIA induced blood cancer.

That's how they got Jack Ruby....

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

All the guys firing the missile...

[Ghost of LL 15531]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wonder if it ties into this - he normally plays in this hockey game and has only missed it once, and this time he gave a video address from the same resort where the game is being held.

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-missing-hockey-match-sparks-more-questions-over-health-1705783

 

Take this shit to the Uniform Porn thread (where they'll inevitably bitch about the pants not matching he sweater and socks).

[ATexanAbroad 627]

On 5/10/2022 at 9:57 PM, 686 said:

Ok this is serious hardcore graphic, so you’ve been warned. Complete destruction of tracked vehicle with burnt Orc corpses scattered about, one of which landed on the roof of an adjacent building. The narrator says something like, “this is what happens when you come uninvited”.

http://

you know how I know america will never win another war, because you consider that "hardcore graphic"

[TexasEd 8066]

3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

http:// https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3481792-ukraine-lines-up-russias-vsevolod-bobrov-ship-off-coast-of-snake-island.html

Sure seems like those clowns are losing a ton of shit dealing with Snake Island

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I'm no master strategist, but if I was Russia......maybe I'd stay the fuck away from Snake Island for a little while?

 

2 hours ago, Royalfan5 said:

Maybe Putin has a woman he loves there named Ramona though?

I'm not good with Yiddish but I think the word is chutzpah.  The Russian tv is claiming these Ukrainian counterstrikes are Russian successes on Snake Island.  Should have shown the Mockba sinking too.

 

 

Edited May 12, 2022 by TexasEd

[DDD Dad 14335]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Take this shit to the Uniform Porn thread (where they'll inevitably bitch about the pants not matching he sweater and socks).

I don't care if the drapes match the carpet.

Wait, what?

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, ATexanAbroad said:

you know how I know america will never win another war, because you consider that "hardcore graphic"

you know how I know america will never win another 100 yard dash, because you think that sentence above is logical.

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(Ignore the aholes above.)  …

tokamak is getting a bunny in his pot

[Chad Fuck 17672]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

How did Ashish fare?  Or, did you do what we all suspect -- leave out the fact that Ashish was just fine, indicating that you just have a wussy digestive tract?  YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.

He married a trophy wife and lives in Nashville now.  He's both a doctor AND a lawyer.  So you know he really sucks.  

But that next day there was a, "Hey man, did you have a bad...experience...with that burrito?"  The answer was a resounding YES. 

[TexasEd 8066]

  

51 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Gather round kids, let me take you back to Denton in the Spring of 1992.  It was very late in the evening, or early in the morning.  Somewhere in McConnell Hall, a very hungry Chad Fuck was looking for cheap eats, for...reasons.  I happened upon one Ashish [name withheld for further reasons] in the common area.  Ashish and I had absolutely nothing in common, except that we were both hungry and had enough pocket change to scrape together to get a couple of burritos from the Taco Bell.  I had a car, and it was on.  We had common cause for our quest.  

That Taco Bell spent the next 24 hours turning my insides into its bitch.  It was the absolute worst food poisoning I've ever had.  It was my own personal Russian invasion of Ukraine, except Russia was a burrito and my lower intestine was Ukraine.  

In sum, Taco Bell sucks. 

 

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He married a trophy wife and lives in Nashville now.  He's both a doctor AND a lawyer.  So you know he really sucks.  

But that next day there was a, "Hey man, did you have a bad...experience...with that burrito?"  The answer was a resounding YES. 

 

Edited May 12, 2022 by TexasEd

[TexasEd 8066]

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Edited May 12, 2022 by TexasEd

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you know how I know america will never win another war, because you consider that "hardcore graphic"

I personally have no problem with gore, but this isn’t a gore thread, so the preferred method is to warn folks who don’t like seeing people killed or mutilated bodies.

[ATexanAbroad 627]

14 minutes ago, 686 said:

I personally have no problem with gore, but this isn’t a gore thread, so the preferred method is to warn folks who don’t like seeing people killed or mutilated bodies.

then say, hey, there are some dead bodies in this video. But very graphic? Its just dead people....Graphic would be gang rapes filmed live of underage adults that have taken place. Seeing relatives screaming burning alive. Americans don't know graphic and a war would shock our soft nation to the core. We cant even agree on bathrooms. Ukranians drink to the thought of russian blood spewing like a fountain. 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

then say, hey, there are some dead bodies in this video. But very graphic? Its just dead people....Graphic would be gang rapes filmed live of underage adults that have taken place. Seeing relatives screaming burning alive. Americans don't know graphic and a war would shock our soft nation to the core. We cant even agree on bathrooms. Ukranians drink to the thought of russian blood spewing like a fountain. 

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22 hours ago, Deej said:

I hope hope this ends with Russia dumping Putin into Ukraine and letting the Ukranians go full Gaddafi on him. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

then say, hey, there are some dead bodies in this video. But very graphic? Its just dead people....Graphic would be gang rapes filmed live of underage adults that have taken place. Seeing relatives screaming burning alive. Americans don't know graphic and a war would shock our soft nation to the core. We cant even agree on bathrooms. Ukranians drink to the thought of russian blood spewing like a fountain. 

[Sbbruin 21846]

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Take this shit to the Uniform Porn thread (where they'll inevitably bitch about the pants not matching he sweater and socks).

You mean the thread discussing which UCLA uniform is the best ever in all of CFB?